it suits him. Then when it suits him not to be, he makes a leopard look like a tabby cat. Which
goes double for the female of the species. Take another look around you. All friends. We've been
on group-survival field tests together; we can depend on each other. So? Read about the Donner
Party, or the First Venus Expedition. Anyhow, the test area will have several other classes in it,
all strangers to you." Doctor Matson fixed his eye on Rod. "I hate to see some of you take this
test, I really do. Some of you are city dwellers by nature; I'm afraid I have not managed to get it
through your heads that there are no policemen where you are going. Nor will I be around to give
you a hand if you make some silly mistake."
His eye moved on; Rod wondered if the Deacon meant him. Sometimes he felt that the Deacon
took delight in rawhiding him. But Rod knew that it was serious; the course was required for all
the Outlands professions for the good reason that the Outlands were places where you were
smart - or you were dead. Rod had chosen to take this course before entering college because he
hoped that it would help him to get a scholarship - but that did not mean that he thought it was
just a formality. He looked around, wondering who would be willing to team with him now that
Jimmy had dropped out. There was a couple in front of him, Bob Baxter and Carmen Garcia. He
checked them off, as they undoubtedly would team together; they planned to become medical
missionaries and intended to marry as soon as they could.
How about Johann Braun? He would make a real partner, all right-strong, fast on his feet, and
smart. But Rod did not trust him, nor did he think that Braun would want him. He began to see
that he might have made a mistake in not cultivating other friends in the class besides Jimmy.
That big Zulu girl, Caroline something-unpronounceable. Strong as an ox and absolutely
fearless. But it would not do to team with a girl; girls were likely to mistake a cold business deal
for a romantic gambit. His eyes moved on until at last he was forced to conclude that there was
no one there to whom he wished to suggest partnership.
"Prof, how about a hint? Should we take suntan oil? Or chilblain lotion?"
Matson grinned and drawled, "Son, I'll tell you every bit that I know. This test area was
picked by a teacher in Europe. . . and I picked one for his class. But I don't know what it is any
more than you do. Send me a post card."
"But-" The boy who had spoken stopped. Then he suddenly stood up. "Prof, this isn't a fair
test. I'm checking out."
"What's unfair about it? Not that we meant to make it fair."
"Well, you could dump us any place-"
"That's right."
"-the back side of the Moon, in vacuum up to our chins. Or onto a chlorine planet. Or the
middle of an ocean. I don't know whether to take a space suit, or a canoe. So the deuce with it.
Real life isn't like that."
"It isn't, eh?" Matson said softly. "That's what Jonah said when the whale swallowed him."
He added, "But I will give you some hints. We mean this test to be passed by anyone bright
enough to deserve it. So we won't let you walk into a poisonous atmosphere, or a vacuum,
without a mask. If you are dumped into water, land won't be too far to swim. And so on. While I
don't know where you are going, I did see the list of test areas for this year's classes. A smart
man can survive in any of them. You ought to realize, son, that the Board of Education would
have nothing to gain by killing off all its candidates for the key professions."