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Slowly, then, the man in the electric wheel chair rolled out of the room, into the hall.
Let somebody else sweep up the broken tube. To hell with it. To hell with everybody.
Jan Cornelius had never been farther from Earth than some comfortable Lunar resort. He
felt much put upon that the Psionics Corporation should tap him for a thirteen-month exile. The
fact that he knew as much about esprojectors and their cranky innards as any other man alive was
no excuse. Why send anyone at all? Who cared?
Obviously the Federation Science Authority did. It had seemingly given those bearded
hermits a blank check on the taxpayer’s account.
Thus did Cornelius grumble to himself, all the long hyperbolic path to Jupiter. Then the
shifting accelerations of approach to its tiny inner satellite left him too wretched for further
complaint. And when he finally, just prior to disembarkation, went up to the greenhouse for a look
at Jupiter, he said not a word. Nobody does, the first time.
Arne Viken waited patiently while Cornelius stared. It still gets me too, he remembered.
By the throat. Sometimes I’m afraid to look.
At length Cornelius turned around. He had a faintly Jovian appearance himself, being a
large man with an imposing girth. “I had no idea,” he whispered. “I never thought . . . I had seen
pictures, but.. .“
Viken nodded. “Sure, Dr. Cornelius. Pictures don’t convey it.”
Where they stood, they could see the dark broken rock of the sateffite, jumbled for a
short way beyond the landing slip and then chopped off sheer. This moon was scarcely even a
platform, it seemed, and cold constellations went streaming past it, around it. Jupiter lay across
a fifth of that sky, softly ambrous, banded with colors, spotted with the shadows of planet-sized
moons and with whirlwinds as broad as Earth. If there had been any gravity to speak of, Cornelius
would have thought, instinctively, that the great planet was falling on him. As it was, he felt as
if sucked upward, his hands were stifi sore where he had grabbed a rail to hold on.
“You live here. . . all alone. . . with this?” He spoke feebly.
“Oh, well, there are some fifty of us all told, pretty congenial,” said Viken. “It’s not
so bad. You sign up for four-cycle hitches—four ship arrivals—and believe it or not, Dr.
Cornelius, this is my third enlistment.”
The newcomer forbore to inquire more deeply. There was something not quite understandable
about the men on Jupiter V. They were mostly bearded, though otherwise careful to remain neat;
their low-gravity movements were somehow dreamlike to watch; they hoarded their conversation, as
if to stretch it through the year and a month between ships. Their monkish existence had changed
them— or did they take what amounted to vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience because they had
never felt quite at home on green Earth?
Thirteen months! Cornelius shuddered. It was going to be a long, cold wait, and the pay
and bonuses accumulating for him were scant comfort now, four hundred and eighty million miles
from the sun.
“Wonderful place to do research,” continued Viken. “All the facilities, hand-picked
colleagues, no distractions—and, of course. . .“ He jerked his thumb at the planet and turned to
leave.
Cornelius followed, wallowing awkwardly. “It is very interesti~hg, no doubt,” he puffed.
“Fascinating. But really, Dr. Viken, to drag me way out here and make me spend a year-plus waiting
for the next ship—to do a job which may take me a few weeks. . .“
“Are you sure it’s that simple?” asked Viken gently. His face swiveled around, and there
was something in his eyes that silenced Cornelius. “After all my time here, I’ve yet to see any
problem, however complicated, which when you looked at it the right way didn’t become still more
complicated.”
They went through the ship’s air lock and the tube joining it to the station entrance.
Nearly everything was underground. Rooms, laboratories, even halls, had a degree of
luxuriousness—why, there was a fireplace with a real fire in the common room! God alone knew what
that cost! Thinking of the huge chill emptiness where the king planet laired, and of his own
year’s sentence, Cornelius decided that such luxuries were, in truth, biological necessities.
Viken showed him to a pleasantly furnished chamber which would be his own. “We’ll fetch
your luggage soon, and unload your psionic stuff. Right now, everybody’s either talking to the
ship’s crew or reading his mail.”
Cornelius nodded absently and sat down. The chair, like all lowgee furniture, was a mere
spidery skeleton, but it held his bulk comfortably enough. He felt in his tunic, hoping to bribe
the other man into keeping him company for a while. “Cigar? I brought some from Amsterdam.”
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