Esther M. Friesner - The Way To A Man's Heart

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THE WAY TO A MAN'S HEART

Esther Friesner

Talona the Terrible folded her sinewy arms across her mighty armor-plated bosom and

glared at her opponent. "Just what do you mean by coming to class at this hour, young lady?"

Amaryllis pressed her lips together, forcing back the same words which had gotten her into

trouble a good twenty-eight times since her arrival at the school. Every single one of those

times she had been reproved before all her fellow students and made to slop the school pigs.

Therefore, instead of the angry retort "I am Princess Amaryllis, you muscle-bound crone!" she

meekly replied, "I'm sorry, Swordmistress, but on the way to class I thought I heard a cry for

help coming from Rushy Glen, so I went to investigate, for extra credit."

"Ah!" said Talona, uncrossing her arms and leaning forward on the podium which creaked

and cracked at the joints in protest "And did you think, child, that I am unaware that the only

presence in Rushy Glen at the moment is one Hamid, a travelling merchant and master of

Hamid's Caravan of Discounts?"

Amaryllis cringed and blushed, mortified, while her classmates sniggered. "I-I was only

looking at the daggers. He has a fine selection of the new models for distant Goristan, and at

prices that just can't be beat!"

Talona sighed. "Shopping. I might have known. You can take the princess out of the castle,

but you can't take the urge to shop out of the princess. Well, shopping is not the proper

occupation for any serious swordswoman, let me assure you."

"But I'm not a serious-"

"Hush!" All the instincts of a seasoned fighter snapped into action as Talona leaped the

length of the classroom to clap a sword-calloused hand over Amaryllis's mouth. Darting her

eyes to left and right as if seeking skulkers in the shadows, the veteran hissed, "Do you want

the surviving minces to hear you? Their agents are everywhere. These are cutthroat times."

"Mo mah miff may mid?" Amaryllis said as well as she was able.

"So what if they did?" Talona echoed. "Mark my words well, lass: If they did, I promise

you that you would face the deepest doom, the saddest fate, the most dreadful curse that ever

can befall a woman." She lowered her voice so that it sounded even more portentous: "You

would have to stay single forever!"

A gasp of involuntary horror shook the assembled student body, causing chainmail-clad

bosoms to heave until the jingling sounded like the charge of a bellringers' choir, out for blood.

As for Amaryllis, at the very mention of possible spinsterhood she collapsed in a dead faint.

She awoke to the sounds of a heated argument between Talona and one of her fellow

students, a lady named Gethina.

"-Sovereign Essence is the best remedy for swoons available without a wizard's

prescription, that's why!" Gethina was saying, waving a small yellow bottle dangerously near

the Swordmistress's lace.

"Vorn's Sovereign Essence can bring back the dead for all I care," Talona shot back,

smacking the unlucky bottle out of Gethina's hand. "I still would never have it under my roof. It

is manufactured solely by the Witches' Auxiliary of the Council Sorcerous as a fund-raising

item. One of the principal ingredients, as any ninny Knows, is consomme of frogskin. Out of

simple good taste and sensitivity I refuse to stock it in the school infirmary, and I am surprised

that you-a princess born!-would be in possession or such filthy brew, let alone suggest using

it!"

"Oh, don't be surprised. Teacher." Santorma's nasty, insinuating voice came scraping at the

edges of Amaryllis's returning consciousness. "Gethina never had a hope of finding a decent

husband before the great disaster, so why should she care a fig for the rest of us now; or for

good taste?"

"That's a lie!" Gethina flashed a scathing look on Santorma. "Before the disaster I was

engaged to be married to Prince Reston of Beverlita."

Santorma's scornful laugh was every bit as nasty and insinuating as her voice. "More like

Princess Beverlita of Reston, if you set my drift, and don't you just. I hear tell that he looked so

much tike a frog to start with that the witches didn't need to cast more than half the frog spell

over him before boiling him down for consomme."

Gethina let loose a bloodcurdling shriek and threw herself on Santorma. Swords flashed

and met in midair. The classroom rang with the alarm of steel biting steel, and the grunts and

curses of the combatants.

Talona clapped her hands rapidly to get the attention of the other girls. "All right, ladies,

you know the drill: Papers out, pencils flying; I'll be collecting your observers' notes on this

skirmish afterwards."

Pucina, lately princess of Treb, raised her hand. "Will we be getting graded on this?"

"Only if both of them survive," Talona replied. "If one or both dies, you will write a

five-page essay on the winning strategy, due tomorrow."

Pucina's eyes widened. "For the love of all the gods, you two, don't die!" she shouted.

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