Avram Davidson - Knox's 'Nga

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KNOX'S 'NGA

Avram Davidson

Belle Abernathy was not Grandmother Welles's favorite grandchild, in fact, GW

had said semi-publicly more than once that Belle looked "like a plucked chicken,"

and that, although perhaps Belle could not help being skinny, she needn't show it off

like that. These criticisms were heard no more after the skinny chickenny Belle had

whispered in Grand's ear the Dreadful News; another grandchild, Lou Anne, who

had married Robert Owens in A Lovely Church Wedding following upon a mere

Civil Ceremony of vague circumstance, and was now expecting a child? Well, Belle

hated to have to say it, but the birth was a mere five months after the church

wedding, and as for the civil wedding, there had been no civil wedding.

"They were just shacked up, that's all," Belle said brutally.

Well, figure it out. Although in her very heart of hearts Grand would have been

able to forgive, had they come to her and confessed—had they? No. Tried to pull

the wool over her eyes. Country going to damnation. Her own grandchild. Hippies.

Probably smoked hish-hash, or whatever it was called.

So, to the Quarterly Dinner at the old Welles house, who were not invited?

Well, well: what to do. Bob Owens didn't care. Lou didn't care much. Lou's

mother cared. Lots.

"Only one thing to do," Lou said. "Baby must be named 'Philander Knox'."

"'Must'?" asked Bob. "Is 'Must' a word to be used to fathers?" Just the sort of

thing he would have said. Dry sense of humor. Quiet man, and, well, small. To tell

the truth. Shacking up hadn't really been his idea. Like more than a mere few men of

nowadays he had come home one day to find that the lady who held the extra key

had moved in, and that they were now, well, no, not shacking up, did one shack

down? But certainly, a fact: living together. "Why, 'Philander Knox'?"

The women exchanged looks. "An ancestor," they said.

"Well, yes, understandable. But surely there are others. Why not, ah, Welles'?

Welles Owens, sounds classy. No like? Too many sibilants?" They shook their

heads. "Oh, Zz not a sibilant? Oh—"

His wife now pronounced his name in a manner which gave it a sound of having

several syllables and a warning to shut his mouth.

"Welles, well, Welles is my mother-in-law's married name. Just as it's mine. But

Philander Knox was a cabinet member, oh, TR and Taft—"

"Ancestors?"

Getting near the knuckle, Owens. Want a knuckle sandwich, Owens? Want to be

accused of implicit misogyny, Owens? Whose enormous phallus rapted and rupted

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