a book of scoundrels(流浪之书)

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A BOOK OF SCOUNDRELS
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A BOOK OF
SCOUNDRELS
by CHARLES WHIBLEY
A BOOK OF SCOUNDRELS
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INTRODUCTION
There are other manifestations of greatness than to relieve suffering or
to wreck an empire. Julius C<ae>sar and John Howard are not the only
heroes who have smiled upon the world. In the supreme adaptation of
means to an end there is a constant nobility, for neither ambition nor virtue
is the essential of a perfect action. How shall you contemplate with
indifference the career of an artist whom genius or good guidance has
compelled to exercise his peculiar skill, to indulge his finer aptitudes? A
masterly theft rises in its claim to respect high above the reprobation of the
moralist. The scoundrel, when once justice is quit of him, has a right to
be appraised by his actions, not by their effect; and he dies secure in the
knowledge that he is commonly more distinguished, if he be less loved,
than his virtuous contemporaries.
While murder is wellnigh as old as life, property and the pocket
invented theft, late-born among the arts. It was not until avarice had
devised many a cunning trick for the protection of wealth, until civilisation
had multiplied the forms of portable property, that thieving became a
liberal and an elegant profession. True, in pastoral society, the lawless
man was eager to lift cattle, to break down the barrier between robbery
and warfare. But the contrast is as sharp between the savagery of the
ancient reiver and the polished performance of Captain Hind as between
the daub of the pavement and the perfection of Velasquez.
So long as the Gothic spirit governed Europe, expressing itself in
useless ornament and wanton brutality, the more delicate crafts had no
hope of exercise. Even the adventurer upon the road threatened his
victim with a bludgeon, nor was it until the breath of the Renaissance had
vivified the world that a gentleman and an artist could face the traveller
with a courteous demand for his purse. But the age which witnessed the
enterprise of Drake and the triumph of Shakespeare knew also the prowess
of the highwayman and the dexterity of the cutpurse. Though the art
displayed all the freshness and curiosity of the primitives, still it was art.
With Gamaliel Ratsey, who demanded a scene from Hamlet of a rifled
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player, and who could not rob a Cambridge scholar without bidding him
deliver an oration in a wood, theft was already better than a vulgar
extortion. Moll Cutpurse, whose intelligence and audacity were never
bettered, was among the bravest of the Elizabethans. Her temperament
was as large and as reckless as Ben Jonson's own. Neither her tongue nor
her courage knew the curb of modesty, and she was the first to reduce her
craft to a set of wise and imperious rules. She it was who discovered the
secret of discipline, and who insisted that every member of her gang
should undertake no other enterprise than that for which nature had framed
him. Thus she made easy the path for that other hero, of whom you are
told that his band was made up `of several sorts of wicked artists, of whom
he made several uses, according as he perceived which way every man's
particular talent lay.' This statesman--Thomas Dun was his name--drew
up for the use of his comrades a stringent and stately code, and he was
wont to deliver an address to all novices concerning the art and mystery of
robbing upon the highway. Under auspices so brilliant, thievery could
not but flourish, and when the Stuarts sat upon the throne it was already
lifted above the level of questioning experiment.
Every art is shaped by its material, and with the variations of its
material it must perforce vary. If the skill of the cutpurse compelled the
invention of the pocket, it is certain that the rare difficulties of the pocket
created the miraculous skill of those crafty fingers which were destined to
empty it. And as increased obstacles are perfection's best incentive, a
finer cunning grew out of the fresh precaution. History does not tell us
who it was that discovered this new continent of roguery. Those there
are who give the credit to the valiant Moll Cutpurse; but though the
Roaring Girl had wit to conceive a thousand strange enterprises, she had
not the hand to carry them out, and the first pickpocket must needs have
been a man of action. Moreover, her nickname suggests the more ancient
practice, and it is wiser to yield the credit to Simon Fletcher, whose praises
are chanted by the early historians.
Now, Simon, says his biographer, was `looked upon to be the greatest
artist of his age by all his contemporaries.' The son of a baker in
Rosemary Lane, he early deserted his father's oven for a life of adventure;
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and he claims to have been the first collector who, stealing the money, yet
left the case. The new method was incomparably more subtle than the
old: it afforded an opportunity of a hitherto unimagined delicacy; the
wielders of the scissors were aghast at a skill which put their own
clumsiness to shame, and which to a previous generation would have
seemed the wildest fantasy. Yet so strong is habit, that even when the
picking of pockets was a recognised industry, the superfluous scissors still
survived, and many a rogue has hanged upon the Tree because he
attempted with a vulgar implement such feats as his unaided forks had far
more easily accomplished.
But, despite the innovation of Simon Fletcher, the highway was the
glory of Elizabeth, the still greater glory of the Stuarts. `The
Laced<ae>monians were the only people,' said Horace Walpole, `except
the English who seem to have put robbery on a right foot.' And the
English of the seventeenth century need fear the rivalry of no
Laced<ae>monian. They were, indeed, the most valiant and graceful
robbers that the world has ever known. The Civil War encouraged their
profession, and, since many of them had fought for their king, a proper
hatred of Cromwell sharpened their wits. They were scholars as well as
gentlemen; they tempered their sport with a merry wit; their avarice alone
surpassed their courtesy; and they robbed with so perfect a regard for the
proprieties that it was only the pedant and the parliamentarian who
resented their interference.
Nor did their princely manner fail of its effect upon their victims.
The middle of the seventeenth century was the golden age, not only of the
robber, but of the robbed. The game was played upon either side with a
scrupulous respect for a potent, if unwritten, law. Neither might nor right
was permitted to control the issue. A gaily attired, superbly mounted
highwayman would hold up a coach packed with armed men, and take a
purse from each, though a vigorous remonstrance might have carried him
to Tyburn. But the traveller knew his place: he did what was expected of
him in the best of tempers. Who was he that he should yield in courtesy
to the man in the vizard? As it was monstrous for the one to discharge
his pistol, so the other could not resist without committing an outrage
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upon tradition. One wonders what had been the result if some
mannerless reformer had declined his assailant's invitation and drawn his
sword. Maybe the sensitive art might have died under this sharp rebuff.
But none save regicides were known to resist, and their resistance was
never more forcible than a volley of texts. Thus the High- toby-crack
swaggered it with insolent gaiety, knowing no worse misery than the fear
of the Tree, so long as he followed the rules of his craft. But let a touch
of brutality disgrace his method, and he appealed in vain for sympathy or
indulgence. The ruffian, for instance, of whom it is grimly recorded that
he added a tie-wig to his booty, neither deserved nor received the smallest
consideration. Delivered to justice, he speedily met the death his
vulgarity merited, and the road was taught the salutary lesson that wigs
were as sacred as trinkets hallowed by association.
With the eighteenth century the highway fell upon decline. No doubt
in its silver age, the century's beginning, many a brilliant deed was done.
Something of the old policy survived, and men of spirit still went upon the
pad. But the breadth of the ancient style was speedily forgotten; and by
the time the First George climbed to the throne, robbery was already a
sordid trade. Neither side was conscious of its noble obligation. The
vulgar audacity of a bullying thief was suitably answered by the
ungracious, involuntary submission of the terrified traveller. From end to
end of England you might hear the cry of `Stand and deliver.' Yet how
changed the accent! The beauty of gesture, the deference of carriage, the
ready response to a legitimate demand--all the qualities of a dignified art
were lost for ever. As its professors increased in number, the note of
aristocracy, once dominant, was silenced. The meanest rogue, who could
hire a horse, might cut a contemptible figure on Bagshot Heath, and feel
no shame at robbing a poor man. Once--in that Augustan age, whose
brightest ornament was Captain Hind--it was something of a distinction to
be decently plundered. A century later there was none so humble but he
might be asked to empty his pocket. In brief, the blight of democracy
was upon what should have remained a refined, secluded art; and nowise
is the decay better illustrated than in the appreciation of bunglers, whose
exploits were scarce worth a record.
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James Maclaine, for instance, was the hero of his age. In a history of
cowards he would deserve the first place, and the `Gentleman
Highwayman,' as he was pompously styled, enjoyed a triumph denied to
many a victorious general. Lord Mountford led half White's to do him
honour on the day of his arrest. On the first Sunday, which he spent in
Newgate, three thousand jostled for entrance to his cell, and the poor devil
fainted three times at the heat caused by the throng of his admirers. So
long as his fate hung in the balance, Walpole could not take up his pen
without a compliment to the man, who claimed to have robbed him near
Hyde Park. Yet a more pitiful rascal never showed the white feather.
Not once was he known to take a purse with his own hand, the summit of
his achievement being to hold the horses' heads while his accomplice
spoke with the passengers. A poltroon before his arrest, in Court he
whimpered and whinnied for mercy; he was carried to the cart pallid and
trembling, and not even his preposterous finery availed to hearten him at
the gallows. Taxed with his timidity, he attempted to excuse himself on
the inadmissible plea of moral rectitude. `I have as much personal
courage in an honourable cause,' he exclaimed in a passage of false dignity,
`as any man in Britain; but as I knew I was committing acts of injustice, so
I went to them half loth and half consenting; and in that sense I own I am a
coward indeed.'
The disingenuousness of this proclamation is as remarkable as its
hypocrisy. Well might he brag of his courage in an honourable cause,
when he knew that he could never be put to the test. But what palliation
shall you find for a rogue with so little pride in his art, that he exercised it
`half loth, half consenting'? It is not in this recreant spirit that
masterpieces are achieved, and Maclaine had better have stayed in the far
Highland parish, which bred him, than have attempted to cut a figure in
the larger world of London. His famous encounter with Walpole should
have covered him with disgrace, for it was ignoble at every point; and the
art was so little understood, that it merely added a leaf to his crown of
glory. Now, though Walpole was far too well-bred to oppose the demand
of an armed stranger, Maclaine, in defiance of his craft, discharged his
pistol at an innocent head. True, he wrote a letter of apology, and
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insisted that, had the one pistol- shot proved fatal, he had another in
reserve for himself. But not even Walpole would have believed him, had
not an amiable faith given him an opportunity for the answering quip:
`Can I do less than say I will be hanged if he is?'
As Maclaine was a coward and no thief, so also he was a snob and no
gentleman. His boasted elegance was not more respectable than his art.
Fine clothes are the embellishment of a true adventurer; they hang ill on
the sloping shoulders of a poltroon.
And Maclaine, with all the ostensible weaknesses of his kind, would
claim regard for the strength that he knew not. He occupied a costly
apartment in St. James's Street; his morning dress was a crimson damask
banjam, a silk shag waistcoat, trimmed with lace, black velvet breeches,
white silk stockings, and yellow morocco slippers; but since his
magnificence added no jot to his courage, it was rather mean than
admirable. Indeed, his whole career was marred by the provincialism of
his native manse.
And he was the adored of an intelligent age; he basked a few brief
weeks in the noonday sun of fashion.
If distinction was not the heritage of the Eighteenth Century, its glory
is that now and again a giant raised his head above the stature of a
prevailing rectitude. The art of verse was lost in rhetoric; the noble prose,
invented by the Elizabethans, and refined under the Stuarts, was whittled
away to common sense by the admirers of Addison and Steele. Swift and
Johnson, Gibbon and Fielding, were apparitions of strength in an amiable,
ineffective age. They emerged sudden from the impeccable greyness, to
which they afforded an heroic contrast. So, while the highway drifted--
drifted to a vulgar incompetence, the craft was illumined by many a flash
of unexpected genius. The brilliant achievements of Jonathan Wild and
of Jack Sheppard might have relieved the gloom of the darkest era, and
their separate masterpieces make some atonement for the environing
cowardice and stupidity. Above all, the Eighteenth Century was
Newgate's golden age; now for the first time and the last were the rules
and customs of the Jug perfectly understood. If Jonathan the Great was
unrivalled in the art of clapping his enemies into prison, if Jack the Slip-
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string was supreme in the rarer art of getting himself out, even the meanest
criminal of his time knew what was expected of him, so long as he
wandered within the walled yard, or listened to the ministrations of the
snuff-besmirched Ordinary. He might show a lamentable lack of
cleverness in carrying off his booty; he might prove a too easy victim to
the wiles of the thief-catcher; but he never fell short of courage, when
asked to sustain the consequences of his crime.
Newgate, compared by one eminent author to a university, by another
to a ship, was a republic, whose liberty extended only so far as its iron
door. While there was no liberty without, there was licence within; and if
the culprit, who paid for the smallest indiscretion with his neck,
understood the etiquette of the place, he spent his last weeks in an orgie of
rollicking lawlessness. He drank, he ate, he diced; he received his
friends, or chaffed the Ordinary; he attempted, through the well- paid
cunning of the Clerk, to bribe the jury; and when every artifice had failed
he went to Tyburn like a man. If he knew not how to live, at least he
would show a resentful world how to die.
`In no country,' wrote Sir T. Smith, a distinguished lawyer of the time,
`do malefactors go to execution more intrepidly than in England'; and
assuredly, buoyed up by custom and the approval of their fellows, Wild's
victims made a brave show at the gallows. Nor was their bravery the
result of a common callousness. They understood at once the humour
and the delicacy of the situation. Though hitherto they had chaffed the
Ordinary, they now listened to his exhortation with at least a semblance of
respect; and though their last night upon earth might have been devoted to
a joyous company, they did not withhold their ear from the Bellman's
Chant. As twelve o'clock approached--their last midnight upon earth--
they would interrupt the most spirited discourse, they would check the tour
of the mellowest bottle to listen to the solemn doggerel. `All you that in
the condemn'd hole do lie,' groaned the Bellman of St. Sepulchre's in his
duskiest voice, and they who held revel in the condemned hole prayed
silence of their friends for the familiar cadences:
All you that in the condemn'd hole do lie, Prepare you, for to-morrow
you shall die, Watch all and pray, the hour is drawing near, That you
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before th' Almighty must appear. Examine well yourselves, in time repent
That you may not t' eternal flames be sent; And when St. Pulchre's bell to-
morrow tolls, The Lord above have mercy on your souls.
Past twelve o'clock!
Even if this warning voice struck a momentary terror into their
offending souls, they were up betimes in the morning, eager to pay their
final debt. Their journey from Newgate to Tyburn was a triumph, and
their vanity was unabashed at the droning menaces of the Ordinary. At
one point a chorus of maidens cast wreaths upon their way, or pinned
nosegays in their coats, that they might not face the executioner unadorned.
At the Crown Tavern they quaffed their last glass of ale, and told the
landlord with many a leer and smirk that they would pay him on their way
back. Though gravity was asked, it was not always given; but in the
Eighteenth Century courage was seldom wanting. To the common
citizen a violent death was (and is) the worst of horrors; to the ancient
highwayman it was the odd trick lost in the game of life. And the
highwayman endured the rope, as the practised gambler loses his estate,
without blenching. One there was, who felt his leg tremble in his own
despite: wherefore he stamped it upon the ground so violently, that in
other circumstances he would have roared with pain, and he left the world
without a tremor. In this spirit Cranmer burnt his recreant right hand, and
in either case the glamour of a unique occasion was a stimulus to courage.
But not even this brilliant treatment of accessories availed to save the
highway from disrepute; indeed, it had become the profitless pursuit of
braggarts and loafers, long before the abolition of the stage-coach
destroyed its opportunity. In the meantime, however, the pickpocket was
master of his trade. His strategy was perfect, his sleight of hand as
delicate as long, lithe fingers and nimble brains could make it. He had
discarded for ever those clumsy instruments whose use had barred the
progress of the Primitives. The breast-pocket behind the tightest
buttoned coat presented no difficulty to his love of research, and he would
penetrate the stoutest frieze or the lightest satin, as easily as Jack Sheppard
made a hole through Newgate. His trick of robbery was so simple and
yet so successful, that ever since it has remained a tradition. The
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collision, the victim's murmured apology, the hasty scuffle, the booty
handed to the aide-de-camp, who is out of sight before the hue and cry can
be raised--such was the policy advocated two hundred years ago; such is
the policy pursued to day by the few artists that remain.
Throughout the eighteenth century the art of cly-faking held its own,
though its reputation paled in the glamour of the highway. It culminated
in George Barrington, whose vivid genius persuaded him to work alone
and to carry off his own booty; it still flourished (in a silver age) when the
incomparable Haggart performed his prodigies of skill; even in our prosaic
time some flashes of the ancient glory have been seen. Now and again
circumstances have driven it into eclipse. When the facile sentiment of
the Early Victorian Era poised the tear of sympathy upon every trembling
eyelid, the most obdurate was forced to provide himself with a silk
handkerchief of equal size and value.
Now, a wipe is the easiest booty in the world, and the Artful Dodger
might grow rich without the exercise of the smallest skill. But wipes
dwindled, with dwindling sensibility; and once more the pickpocket was
forced upon cleverness or extinction.
At the same time the more truculent trade of housebreaking was
winning a lesser triumph of its own. Never, save in the hands of one or
two distinguished practitioners, has this clumsy, brutal pursuit taken on the
refinement of an art. Essentially modern, it has generally been pursued
in the meanest spirit of gain. Deacon Brodie clung to it as to a diversion,
but he was an amateur, without a clear understanding of his craft's
possibilities. The sole monarch of housebreakers was Charles Peace.
At a single stride he surpassed his predecessors; nor has the greatest of his
imitators been worthy to hand on the candle which he left at the gallows.
For the rest, there is small distinction in breaking windows, wielding
crowbars, and battering the brains of defenceless old gentlemen. And it
is to such miserable tricks as this that he who two centuries since rode
abroad in all the glory of the High-toby-splice descends in these days of
avarice and stupidity. The legislators who decreed that henceforth the
rope should be reserved for the ultimate crime of murder were inspired
with a proper sense of humour and proportion. It would be ignoble to
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