
Meanwhile, Smithlao spoke to his vane. The part of the cabin containing him detached itself from the rest and
lowered its wheels to the ground, becoming a mobile sedan. Carrying Smithlao, it followed the other robots towards
the big house.
Automatic screens came up, covering the windows as Smithlao moved into the presence of other humans. He could
only see and be seen now via telescreens. Such was the hatred (equals fear) man bore for his fellow man, he could not
tolerate their regarding him direct.
One following another, the machines climbed along the terraces, through the great porch where they were covered
in a mist of disinfectant, along a labyrinth of corridors, and so into the presence of Charles Gunpat.
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Gunpat's dark face on the screen of his sedan showed only the mildest distaste for the sight of his
psycho-dynamician. He was usually as self-controlled as this : it told against him at his business meetings, where the
idea was to cow one's opponents by splendid displays of rage. For this reason, Smithlao was always summoned to
administer a hate-brace when something important loomed on the day's agenda.
Smithlao's machine manoeuvred him within a yard of his patient's image, much closer than courtesy required.
"I'm late," Smithlao began, matter-of-factly, "because I could not bear to drag myself into your offensive presence
one minute sooner. I hoped that if I left it long enough, some happy accident might have removed that stupid
nose from your—what shall I call it?-—face. Alas, it's still there, with its two nostrils sweeping like rat-holes into your
skull, I've often wondered, Gunpat, don't you ever catch your big feet in those holes and fall over?"
Observing his patient's face carefully, Smithlao saw only the faintest stir of irritation. No doubt about it, Gunpat was
a hard man to rouse. Fortunately, Smithlao was an expert in his profession; he proceeded to try the insult subtle.
"But of course you would never fall over," he pro-ceeded, "because you are too depressingly ignorant to
distinguish up from down. You don't even know how many robots make five. Why, when it was your turn to go to the
capital to the Mating Centre, you didn't even realize that was the one time a man has to come out from
behind his screen. You thought you could make love by tele! And what was the result? One dotty daughter .
. . one dotty daughter, Gunpat! Doesn't it make you weep? Think how your rivals at Automotion must titter at that,
sunny boy. 'Potty Gunpat and his dotty daughter,' they'll be saying. 'Can't control your genes,' they'll be
saying."
The taunts were having their desired effect. A flush spread over the image of Gunpat's face.
"There's nothing wrong with Ployploy except that she's a recessive—you said that yourself!" he snapped.
He was beginning to answer back; that was a good sign. His daughter was always a soft spot in his armour.
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"A recessive!" Smithlao sneered. "How far back can you recede ? She's gentle, do you hear me, you with -he hair in
your ears? She wants to love?" He bellowed with ironic laughter. "Oh, it's obscene, Gunnyboy! She couldn't
hate to save her life. She's no better than a savage. She's worse than a savage, she's mad!"
"She's not mad," Gunpat said, gripping both sides of his screen. At this rate, he would be primed for the conference
in ten more minutes.
"Not mad?" the psychodynamician asked, his voice assuming a bantering note. "No, Ployploy's not mad: the
Mating Centre only refused her the right even to breed, that's all. Imperial Government only refused her the right to
televote, that's all.- United Traders only refused her a Consumption Rating, that's all. Education Inc only restricted her
to beta recreations, that's all. She's a prisoner here because she's a genius, is that it? You're crazy, Gunpat, if you don't
think that girl's stark, staring looney. You'll be telling me next, out of that grotesque, flapping mouth of yours, that she
hasn't got a white face."
Gunpat made gobbling sounds.
"You dare to mention that!" he gasped. "And what if her face is—that colour?"
"You ask such fool questions, it's hardly worth whfle~ bothering with you," Smithlao said mildly. "Your
trouble, Gunpat, is that your big bone head is totally incapable of absorbing one single simple historical fact. Ployploy
is white because she is a dirty little throwback. Our ancient enemies were white. They occupied this part of the globe,
Ing Land and You-Rohp, until our ancestors rose from the East and took from them the ancient privileges they
had so long enjoyed at our expense. Our ancestors intermarried with such of the defeated as survived, right?
"In a few generations, the white strain was obliterated, diluted, lost. A white face has not been seen on
earth since before the terrible Age of Over-Popula-tion : fifteen hundred years, let's say, to be generous. And then
—then little Lord recessive Gunpat throws one up neat as you please. What did they give you at Mating Centre,
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Gunpat exploded in fury, shaking his fist at the screen.
"You're sacked, Smithlao," he snarled. "This time you've gone too far, even for a dirty, rotten psycho! Get out! Go
on, get out, and never come back again! You've shot your bolt in this house!"
Abruptly, he bellowed to his auto-operator to switch him over to the conference. He was just in a ripe mood to deal
with Automotion and its fellow crooks.
As Gunpat's irate image faded from the screen, Smithlao sighed and relaxed. The hate-brace was accom-plished. It
was the supreme compliment in his profes-sion to be dismissed by a patient at the end of a session; Gunpat would be
the keener to re-engage him next time. All the same, Smithlao felt no triumph. In his calling, a thorough exploration of
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