
I folded the flyer in two and frowned. 'What are you up to?'
Her big blue eyes were mischievous. 'Come to the meeting and find out'
I snorted. 'Who will be there? Who's seen these flyers besides us?'
'Many of the people on Fred's paper route,' she said.
'What'' I exclaimed. 'Fred, you didn't put them in with your papers?'
Fred was talking to the wall. 'We didn't exactly put them inside the papers.'
'We put them on the outside,' Sati explained. 'Underneath the rubber band. I think the flyer is
catchy. I typed it on Fred's typewriter right after you went to bed. I made copies at the Seven-Eleven store
round the corner.'
Had the circumstances been different, I probably wouldn't have blown up. If someone thinks she's
God and wants to tell others, that's her business. But Linda's waking me up and talking about Dick a minute
later had put me in a bad mood. Plus I wasn't exacdy full of physical pep. In fact, I suddenly had a splitting
headache.
'Sati, do you have any idea what you've done?' I asked, not even trying to disguise my anger.
'I know,' she said.
'Quit telling me that! You know nothing! Just last week this young man here flattened a poodle. He
came within an inch of getting fired. And that was an accident How do you think the Times is going to feel
about having this garbage purposely peddled inside their paper?'
'No one will complain to the paper,' Sati said, unmoved by my ouburst.
'You don't know that!'
'But I do.'
'Don't get mad, Mike,' Fred said meekly. 'I've never had a party here before. I'd kind of like one.'
'She's not talking about a party! She's talking about a goddamn meeting!'
Sati smiled. 'It won't be a goddamn meeting. It's a meeting about myself."
'But you say you're God!' I said.
In soap operas, people always walk in on arguments at precisely the worst moment. The same
axiom applies to my life. In the blink of an eye, Linda, Jenny and Mrs Hutchinson were standing in the
doorway. 'Who says they're God?' Mrs Hutchinson wanted to know.
Sati plucked the flyer from my paws and handed it to the old lady, casually returning to her
rolling-pin and cookie dough. Linda crowded beside Mrs Hutchinson. Together the two of them read the
good news for modern man their faces quickly darkening. Jenny stood staring at Sati in awe, a bunch of red
roses in her tiny hands.
'Did you write this?' Mrs Hutchinson demanded, her eyes narrowing on Sati.
'Yes.' Sati sprinkled a little sugar over her dough. 'You are also welcome to attend the meeting.'
'This is blasphemy,' Mrs Hutchinson breathed, trembling. Because she was so old, I worried about
her heart, which made me all the angrier at Sati.
'This Is ridiculous,' Linda sneered. 'Mike, who is this girl?'
My attention was drawn to my daughter. Her awed expression was frozen on her face. She stood
mesmerised, watching Sati make her cookies. 'I don't know," I said to Linda.
'He picked up Sad last night on his way home,' Fred said with his usual good timing.
'Is that true?' Linda asked.
'Yes,' Sati said, with no skin off her back.
'Swell,' Linda said. 'You're to watch your daughter for the day and you bring home a blonde to play
with.' I got to my feet and yelled at my wife. 'She's not a blonde I brought home to play with! She's just a
girl. She needed a ride. I was trying to help her out, all right? What's wrong with that?'
'What's wrong with that is she's trying to start a religion!' Linda yelled back.
'I won't be starting a religion this time,' Sati remarked, reaching for a cup of water.
'There'll be none of these cults gathering beside my home,' Mrs Hutchinson said indignantly.
Things might have gone on the way they were, or have got worse, if my daughter hadn't acted her
age upon absorbing the news that God was in the room. Stepping forward, shining with innocence, she
offered her flowers to Sati. 'Would you like these?' Jenny asked.
Sati put down her rolling-pin and knelt beside Jenny, 'Whatever you give me, I will take,' she said
gently, rubbing a white spot of flour between my daughter's eyebrows. 'I'll see you tonight, Jennifer.'
The tension suddenly eased, inside and outside. Little girls are good at defusing mobs. Later, I
decided, would be time enough to worry about Fred's job and a confused deity. The others appeared to
come to a similar conclusion. Mrs Hutchinson muttering under her breath, left to finish with her rose