
Helen hesitated. "If you don't, I won't."
"Are there a lot of gorgeous guys?"
CHRISTOPHER PIKE
"You mean, are there a lot of gorgeous body parts?"
"Yeah." I laughed. "Certain body parts?"
Helen nodded. "Yeah."
I rubbed my hands together. "I love vacations."
I was not a virgin, nor were Helen and Ralphy Boy. Oh, I say that so flippantly. It was not a kinky
threesome—at least, not in one time frame. But Ralph Frost would certainly remember Josie Goodwin
and Helen Demeter in the years to come— although maybe not in that order, since he'd gone out with
Helen first. But I can honestly say I didn't steal Ralph from Helen. He had broken up with her before he
asked me out. Of course, I could have said no. That's what friends are for, I know, to say no when it
matters, as often as they say yes. But I didn't, then or later, when Ralph worked his seductive charm on
me and we did it on the floor of his bedroom beside his huge aquarium and his bug-eyed fish. Nowadays
it was hard for me to think of sex without remembering those fish. Helen, I suppose, must have the same
problem.
Anyway, I think I broke Helen's heart a little for being with Ralph, and I was sorry for that. It was kind of
a relief when Ralph moved away. Yet I didn't understand why he had never written to me—not a single
letter, not even a card. I really did care for him. Oh well, I tried to console myself, Helen mattered more.
A few minutes later the plane landed smoothly, and when it came to a halt everyone jumped up at once
as
8
THE IMMORTAL
if they were going to be the first off. Helen and I were patient. I stacked my books back in my carry-on
bag. I was currently into courtroom thrillers and was thinking of becoming a lawyer. Helen and I had
graduated from high school a month earlier, in June. But with that thought I was being practical, because
what I really wanted to be was a screenwriter like my father. The problem was, even though I was
wonderful at thinking up stories, I didn't have the discipline to sit down and write anything. I couldn't even
complete a letter. I wondered if Ralph hadn't written because I had never written to him.
Eventually we got off the plane. Customs was a joke. They didn't even look at our passports—just saw
that we were Americans and waved us through. No one even glanced at our bags. And Helen had
lectured us on how strict they were.
The airport was hot and sweaty and crowded. We each changed some money. I had my own; it wasn't
courtesy of my dad. I worked with a caterer twenty hours a week. The official currency of Greece was
the drachma. Right then we got a hundred and sixty of them for a dollar. I changed two hundred U.S.
dollars, and with the wad they handed me in return I felt rich. Helen was anxious to get us over to the
other airport to make our connection to Mykonos. Helen was always neurotic about time.
No one spit on us, but no one smiled either. We left the airport, our bags piled in a couple of rental carts,
and got in a long line to catch a cab. The sun was