
they have a chance to commit their atrocities. The question of punishment becomes one of
pre-rehabilitation —is it possible? When can we let these folks back out on the streets? If ever. Do we
have the right to detain someone on the grounds that they represent potential harm to others, even if no
crime has been committed? The ethical questions will be argued for three decades. I don't know yet how
it resolves, only that an uneasy accommodation will finally be achieved —something to the effect that
there are no second chances, it's too time-consuming, pun intended; a judicial review of the facts, a
signed warrant, and no, they don't call it pre-punishment. It's terminal prevention.
Meanwhile, it's the big agencies that get the star cases —save Marilyn and Elvis, save James Dean and
Buddy Holly, Natalie Wood, Sal Mineo, Mike Todd, Lenny Bruce, RFK and Jimmy Hoffa. Stop Ernest
Hemingway from sucking the bullet out of his gun and keep Tennessee Williams from choking to death on
a bottle cap. Save Mama Cass and Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin and John Lennon.
And later on, Karina and Jo-Jo Ray. And Michael Zone. Kelly Breen. Some of those names don't mean
anything yet, won't mean anything for years; the size of the up-front money says everything—but we don't
get those cases. The last one we bid on was Ramon Novarro, beaten to death with his own dildo by a
couple of hustler-boys, and we didn't get that job either; later on, after the Fatty Arbuckle thing, and that
was a long reach back anyway, all of those cases went through the Hollywood Preservation Society,
funded by the big studios who had investments to protect.
No, it's the other cases, the little ones, the unsolved ones that fall through the cracks—those are the ones
that keep the little agencies going. Most families can't afford five or six figure retainers, so they come to
the smaller agencies, pennies in hand, desperate for help. "My little girl disappeared in June of'61, we
don't know what happened, nobody ever found a trace." "I want to stop the man who raped my sister."
"My girlfriend had a baby. She says it's mine. Can you stop the conception?" "My boyfriend was shot
next November, the police have no clue." "I was abused by my stepfather when I was a child. Can you
keep my mom from ever meeting him?"
There were a lot of amateurs in this business —and more than a few do-it-yourselfers too. But most folks
don't like to go zone-hopping; it's not a round-trip. You don't want to end up someplace where you have
no home, no family, no job. Just the same, some people try. Sometimes people clean up their own
messes, sometimes they make bigger ones. Some things are better left to the professionals.
The Harris Agency had three or six or nine operatives, depending on when you asked. But some of them
were the same operative, inadvertently (or maybe deliberately) time-folded. Eakins was a funny duck, all
three of him, all ages. The Harris Agency didn't advertise, didn't have a sign on the door, didn't even have
a phone, not a listed one anyway; you heard about it from a friend of a friend. We took the jobs that
people didn't want to talk about, and sometimes we handled them in ways that even we didn't talk about.
You knocked on the door and if you knocked the right way, they'd let you in. Georgia would sit you
down in the cubby we called a conference room, and if she liked your look, she'd offer you coffee or tea.
If she didn't trust you, it would be water from the cooler. Or nothing. She conducted her interviews like a
surgeon removing bullet fragments, methodically extracting details and information so skillfully you never
knew you'd been incised. Most cases, she wouldn't promise anything, she'd spend the rest of the day,
maybe two or three days, writing up a report, sending an intern down to the Central Library or the
Times' morgue to pull clippings. She'd pull pages out of phone directories, call over to the Wilcox station
to get driver's license information (if available), and even scanned the personal ads in the L.A. Free
Press a couple times. For the most part, a lot of what the outer office staff did was "clipping service"
—pulling out data before, during, and after the events; the more complete the file, the easier the job.
Working with Margaret, the jobs were usually easy. Usually, not always.
Georgia replaced Margaret in '61, right after Kennedy's election; Margaret retired to a date farm in
Indio, as soon as she felt Georgia was ready; she'd managed the agency since '39, never missing a beat.
She trained Georgia and she trained her well. The kid had been a good intern, the best, a quick-study;