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ANGRY LEAD SKIES
by Glen Cook
Book Ten ofThe Garrett Files
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1
Mom was too embarrassed to tell the truth. She never said a word. But I’m not entirely stupid. I
figured it out on my own.
I was born under an evil star. Maybe an evil galaxy. With zigging mad lights quarreling all over
angry lead skies.
The planets had to’ve been so cruelly misaligned that no equally malignant conjunction will be
possible for another hundred lifetimes.
I have a feeling, though, that my partner will be there to gloat when those celestial maladroits again
foregather to conspire.
Grumbling, head aching, empty mug in shaky hand, I stomped toward the front door. Some
soon-to-be sporting an iron hook for a hand pest refused to stop bruising the oak with his knuckles.
The air shivered with amusement that only rendered me more glum.
Anything my partner found entertaining was bound to be unpleasant for me.
In the small front room the Goddamn Parrot harangued himself in his sleep, his language fit to
pinken the cheeks of amazons.
I had to preserve the woodwork personally because Dean was out visiting his gaggle of homely
nieces. And the Dead Man won’t get off his can and answer no matter what the circumstances might be.
He’s had a severe attitude problem for about four hundred years. He figures just because somebody
stuck a knife in him back then he doesn’t have to do anything for himself anymore.
I peeked through the peephole.
I cussed some. Which always makes me feel better when that old devil sixth sense tells me that
things are about to stop going my way.
Nowhere in sight, for as far as my eagle eye could see, was there even one tasty morsel of
femininity.
I was so disappointed I grumbled, “But it always starts with a girl.” My seventh and eighth senses
started perking. They couldn’t find a girl, either.
Then my natural optimism kicked in. There wasn’t a girl around! There wasn’t a girl around! There
wasn’t anybody out there but my old pal Playmate and a skinny gink who had to be a foreigner because
there was no way a Karentine of his type could have survived the war in the Cantard.
No girl meant no trouble. No girl meant nothing starting. No girl meant not having to go to work.
All was right with the world after all. I could deal with this in about ten minutes, then draw a beer and get
back to plotting my revenge on Morley Dotes for having stuck me with the Goddamn Parrot.
Another ghost of amusement tinkled through the stale air. It reminded me that the impossible is only
barely less likely than the normal around here.
It was time to air the place out.
Then I made my big mistake.
I opened the door.
2
Playmate isn’t really nine feet tall. He just seems to fill up that much space. Though he did stoop
getting through the doorway. And his shoulders were almost too wide to make it. And there wasn’t an
ounce of fat on the not really nine feet of him.
Playmate owns a stable. He does the work himself, including all the blacksmithery and most of the
pitchfork management. He looks scary but he’s a sweetheart. His great dream is to get into the ministry
racket. His great sorrow is the fact that TunFaire is a city already hagridden by a backbreaking
oversupply of priests and religions.
“Hey, Garrett,” he said. Repartee isn’t his main talent. But he does have a sharp eye.
That’s me. Garrett. Six feet and change inches of the handsomest, most endearing former Marine
you’d ever hope to meet. The super kind of fellow who can dance and drink the night away and still
retain the skill and coordination to open a door and let a friend in at barely the crack of noon the next
day. “That’s not your usual homily, buddy.” I’ve had a listen or two on occasions when I wasn’t fast
enough or sly enough to produce a convincing excuse for missing one of his ministerial guest
appearances or amateur night sermons at some decrepit storefront church.
Playmate favored me with a sneer. He’s got a talent for that which exceeds mine with the one
raised eyebrow. The right side of his upper lip rises up and twists and begins to shimmy and quiver like a
belly dancer’s fanny. “I save the good sermons for people whose characters would appear to offer some
teeny little hint of a possibility that there’s still hope for their salvation.”
Over in the small front room the Goddamn Parrot cackled like he was trying to lay a porcupine
egg. And that amusement stuff was polluting the psychic atmosphere again.
The dark planets were shagging their heinies into line.
Playmate preempted my opportunity to deploy one of my belated but brilliantly lethal rejoinders.
“This is my friend Cypres Prose, Garrett.” Cypres Prose was a whisper more than five feet tall. He had
wild blond hair, crazy blue eyes, a million freckles, and a permanent case of the fidgets. He scratched.
He twitched. His head kept twisting on his neck. “He invents things. After what happened this morning I
promised you’d help him.”
“Why, thank you, Playmate. And I’m glad you came over because I promised the Metropolitan
that you’d swing by the Dream Quarter to help put up decorations for the Feast of the Immaculate
Deception.”
Playmate glowered. He has serious problems with the Orthodox Rite. I gave him a look at my own
second-team sneer. It don’t dance. “Youpromised him? For me? That’s what friends are for, eh?”
“Uh, all right. Maybe I overstepped.” His tone said he didn’t think that for a second. “Sorry.”
“You’re sorry? Oh. That’s good. That makes everything all right, then. You’re not presuming on
my friendship the way Morley Dotes or Winger or Saucerhead Tharpe might.” I would never presume on
them. Not me. No way.
The scrawny little dink behind Playmate kept trying to peek around him. He never stopped talking.
He strengthened his case constantly with remarks like, “Is that him, Play? He ain’t much. From the way
you talked I thought he was gonna be ten feet tall.”
I said, “I am, kid. But I’m not on duty right now.” Cypres Prose had a nasal edge on a cracking
soprano voice that I found extremely irritating. I wanted to clout him upside the head and tell him to
speak Karentine like a man.
Oh, boy! After closer appraisal I saw that Prose wasn’t as old as I’d thought.
Now I knew how he’d survived the Cantard. By being too young to have gone.
Playmate put on a big-eyed, pleading face. “He’s as bright as the sun, Garrett, but not real long on
social skills.”
The boy managed to wriggle past Playmate’s brown bulk. Ah, this child was definitely the sort who
got himself pounded regularly because he just couldn’t get his brilliance wrapped around the notion of
keeping his mouth shut. He just naturally had to tell large, slow-witted, overmuscled, swift-tempered
types that they were wrong. About whatever it was they were wrong about. What would not matter.
I observed, “And the truth shall bring you great pain.”
“You understand.” Playmate sighed.
“But don’t hardly sympathize.” I grabbed the kid as he tried to weasel his million freckles into the
small front room. “Not with somebody who just can’t make the connection between cause and effect
where people are concerned.” I shifted my grip, brought the kid’s right arm up behind his back.
Eventually he recognized a connection between pain and not holding still.
The Goddamn Parrot decided this was the ideal moment to begin preaching, “I know a girl who
lives in a shack . . . ” Playmate’s friend turned red.
I said, “Why don’t we go into my office?” My office is a custodian’s closet with delusions of
grandeur. Playmate is big enough to clog the doorway all by himself. We could manage the kid in there.
If I dragged him inside first.
In passing I noted that my partner had no obvious, immediate interest in participating—beyond
being amused at my expense. Same old story. Everybody takes advantage of Mama Garrett’s favorite
boy.
“In there, Kip!” Playmate is a paragon of patience. This kid, though, was taking him to his limit. He
laid a huge hand on the boy’s shoulder, pinched. That would smart. Playmate can squeeze chunks of
granite into gravel. I turned loose, went and got behind my desk. I like to think I look good back there.
Playmate set Cypres Prose in the client’s chair. He stood behind the kid, one hand always on the
boy’s shoulder, as though the kid might get away if he wasn’t restrained every second. For the time
being, though, the boy was focused. Totally.
He had discovered Eleanor.
She’s the central figure in the painting that hangs behind my desk. That portrays a terrified woman
fleeing from a looming, shadowy manor house that has a lamp burning in one high window. The
surrounding darkness reeks of evil menace. The painting has a lot of dark magic in it. Once upon a time
it had a whole lot more. It helped nail Eleanor’s killer.
At one time, if you were evil enough, you might see your own face portrayed in the shadowy
margins.
Eleanor had poleaxed my young visitor. She startles everyone at first glimpse but this reaction was
exceptional.
“I take it he has a touch of paranormal talent.”
Playmate nodded, showed me an acre of white teeth, mouthed the words, “There might be a
wizard in the woodpile somewhere.”
I raised an eyebrow now.
Playmate mouthed, “Father unknown.”
“Ah.” Our lords from the Hill do get around. Often playing no more fairly than the randier gods in
some of the less upright pantheons. Offspring produced without benefit of wedlock are not entirely
uncommon. Not infrequently those reveal signs of having received the parental gift.
I asked, “Am I going to grow a beard before I find out what’s on your mind?” I heard a thump
from upstairs. Katie must be awake. She would boggle the boy, too.
“All right. Like I told you, this’s Cypres Prose. Kip for short. I’ve know him since he was this high.
He’s always hung around the stable. He adores horses. Lately he’s been inventing things.”
Another black mark behind the kid’s name. Horses are the angels of darkness. And they’re clever
enough to fool almost everybody else into thinking that they’re good for something.
“And this matters to me because?”
That air of amused presence became more noticeable. Kip definitely felt it. His eyes got big. He
lost interest in Eleanor. He peered around nervously. He told Playmate, “I think they’re here! I
feel . . . something.” He frowned. “But this’s different. This’s something old and earthy, like a troll.”
“Ha!” I chuckled. “More like a troll’s ugly illegitimate uncle.” Nobody had compared the Dead
Man to a troll before—except possibly in reference to his social attitudes.
I felt him starting to steam up.
The boy getting the Dead Man’s goat should’ve told me something but instead left me a tad
open-minded at a when my finances didn’t at all require me looking at work. Money had been
accumulating faster than I could waste it.
“I’ll give you five minutes, Playmate. Talk to me.”
3
Playmate said, “It would be better if Kip explained.”
“But can he pay attention long enough to do it? Somebodyplease tell me something.” Patience is
not one of my virtues when I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that somebody wants me to work.
Kip opened and closed his mouth several times. He was trying but he’d become distracted again.
I sighed. Playmate did, too. “He lives in his own reality, Garrett.”
“So it would seem. You know him. Long time know him, yes yes. You tell me,
Horsepooperscoopinman. He invents things, yes yes? You’re here, yes yes. Why?”
“Somebody—and I have a feeling it might actually be more than one somebody—has been
following him around. He claims they’ve been trying to dig around inside his head. Then this morning
somebody tried to kidnap him.”
I looked at Kip. I looked at Playmate. I looked at Kip again. Heroic me, I managed to keep a
straight face. But only because I deal with these problems myself on a regular basis. Particularly threats
of mental vandalism and larceny.
Another cascade of remote amusement. Kip jerked in his chair.
I suggested, “Tell me why anybody would bother.”
Playmate shrugged. He seemed a little embarrassed, no longer sure seeing me was the best idea.
“Because he invents things? That’s what he thinks.”
“So what’s he invent?”
“Ideas, mostly. Lots of ideas for devices and mechanisms that look like they’d work just fine if we
could get the right tools and the proper materials to build them. We’ve been trying to put a couple of the
simpler ones together. In practical terms he’s mainly made little things of not much value. Like a writing
stick that doesn’t crumble in your fingers like charcoal can but that doesn’t have to be dipped in an
inkwell or water every few seconds. Eliminates the problems you have with wet ink. And there was a
marvellous tool sharpener. And a new style bit that isn’t nearly as hard on a horse’s mouth. I’m already
using that one and it’s been selling pretty well. And he has all sorts of ideas for complicated engines,
most of which I just don’t understand.”
Kip’s head bobbed a little, agreeing with Playmate but about what I have no idea.
“What about family?”
Playmate winced. That wasn’t a question with which he was comfortable. Not in front of the kid,
anyway. “Kip is the youngest of three. He has a sister and a brother. His sister Cassie is the oldest. She
has four years on his brother Rhafi, who has a couple on Kip. His mother is . . . unusual.” He tapped his
temple. “Their father is missing.” He held up two, then three fingers to indicate that multiple fathers had
to be considered. Possibly Cypres wasn’t aware. In such matters, sometimes, mothers can be less than
forthcoming.
“The war?”
Playmate shook his head. He rested both of his hands solidly on Kip’s shoulders. It was impossible
for that kid to sit still. He had begun rifling through the stuff on my desk, reading snippets. He could read.
That was not common amongst youngsters. I was willing to bet his literacy was Playmate’s fault.
I pulled my inkwell out of harm’s way while thinking that eliminating wet ink might be an amazingly
wonderful trick. When I get going I get the stuff all over the place.
The boy said, “There are more of them all the time, you know. They’re looking for Lastyr and
Noodiss. They’ve hired a man named Bic Gonlit to help them.”
“Garrett?” Playmate demanded. “What?”
“I know Bic Gonlit. Know of him, anyway.”
“And? You look puzzled.”
“Only because I am. Bic Gonlit is a bounty hunter. He specializes in bringing them back alive. Why
would he be interested in Kip?”
Kip’s tone told me he wondered why everyone else in this world had to be so thick. “He’s not
looking for me. They don’t care about me. They want Lastyr and Noodiss. They’re only bothering with
me because they think I know where those two are.”
“And do you?” Lastyr and Noodiss?
“No.” Not entirely convincingly, I thought.
Those names didn’t fit any recognizable slot. Not quite elvish. Maybe upcountry dwarfish. Possibly
ogreish, if they represented nicknames. Noodiss sounded like something scatological in ogre dialect.
“Who are they?”
Kip said, “You can’t tell them from real people. They make you think you’re looking at real
people. Unless you look at their eyes. They can’t disguise their eyes.”
Who can’t? “What the hell is he talking about, Play?”
“I’m not sure, Garrett. I can’t get any more sense out of him than that. That’s why I brought him to
you.”
“Thanks. Your confidence makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over.”
Playmate ignored my sarcasm. He knew me too well. “I thought he was mental, too, at first. This’s
been going on for a while. And I never saw anything to convince me that he wasn’t making up another
one of his stories. But then somebody broke into his flat. While some of his family were there. Which is
weird, because the Proses don’t have a pot to pee in. Then, next day, this morning, they came to the
stable. Three of them. Three strange, shiny women. I’ve been letting Kip use a corner of the smithy for a
workshop. He does his projects there. They tried to drag him off.”
“You didn’t let them?”
“Of course I didn’t let them.” He was offended because I’d even asked. “Though it wasn’t all me.
They seemed extremely distracted by the horses. Afraid of them, even.”
“That just sounds like basic common sense to me.”
“You shouldn’t joke that way, Garrett.” Playmate just will not believe the truth about horses.
“These guys know horses mean trouble and they’ve got a beef with this kid and those things are
somehow a surprise to you?”
Some people view the world through a whole different set of spectacles.
Playmate chose not to pursue the debate. “Their eyeswere weird, Garrett. Almost like holes. Or
like there were little patches of fog right there hiding them when they looked straight at you.”
I tried to imagine the encounter. Playmate abhors violence, yet, for a nonviolent idealist, he can be
totally convincing in any argument that steps on a banana peel and slides off the intellectual plane.
Playmate has sense enough to understand that not everyone shares his views. There are some people
that need hammering and others that just plain need killing. There are people out there even a mother
couldn’t love.
“These visitors some new kind of breed?” All the races infesting TunFaire seem capable of
interbreeding. Often the mechanics aren’t easy to visualize but the results are out there on the street. At
times nature takes a very strange turn. And some of the strangest are among my friends.
Kip shook his head. Playmate told me, “Give me a sheet of paper. I’ll draw you a picture.” He
produced a small, polished cherrywood box with silver fittings. When opened it revealed a battery of
artist’s tools. He took out a couple of sticks I decided had to be Kip’s inventions.
“Another unsuspected talent.” I pushed over a torn sheet of paper. I’d only just started using its
back side.
I recalled seeing charcoal drawings around Playmate’s place but I never wondered enough about
them to make a direct connection.
This detecting business requires great curiosity and attention to the tiniest details.
I was amazed once Playmate got started. “You’re in the wrong racket, Play.”
“Not much call for this kind of thing, Garrett.” His hand moved swiftly and confidently. “Maybe in a
carnival.” He was a lefty, of course. They always are. The guy who did Eleanor probably had two left
hands.
The portrait took shape rapidly.
“The original must’ve been one ugly critter.” It had a head like a bottom-up pear. It had a mouth so
small it was fit to eat nothing but soup. No ears were evident but Playmate was still drawing.
His hand moved slower and slower. A frown creased his forehead. Pinhead sweat beads
appeared. He strained mightily to get his hand to do something it didn’t want to do. He gasped, “Less
call than there is for new preachers.”
“What’s wrong?”
“This won’t come out like what I saw. I wanted to draw the woman in charge. A small woman,
average-looking with ginger hair. Cut off straight above her eyes and straight all the way around the rest,
two inches down from where her ears should’ve been.”
The thing he had drawn owned no ears.
He was drawing something that wasn’t human. Its head was shaped something like an inverted
pear. Its eyes were oversize, bulgy, teardrops shaped, evidently without pupils. He did not put in a nose.
Instead, there were slits, unconnected, forming an inverted Y.
I observed, “There isn’t any nose. And what about ears?”
“I thought they were hidden under her hair. I guess . . . not. There’re these dark, bruise-looking
patches down here, practically on the neck. Maybe they do the same job.”
Thatwas weird. I couldn’t think of a race that didn’t have ears of some kind. In fact, most races
have ears that make our human ones look like afterthoughts. Great hairy, pointy, or dangly things all
covered with scales and warts.
“Old Bones, you’ve got to help us out here. Why can’t Play draw what he really saw?”
Grumpy atmospherics. Kip squeaked. The Dead Man observed,Mr. Playmate appears to be
reproducing what was actually in front of him rather than what he believes he saw. It is possible
he was gulled by some illusion. The illustration does resemble the boy’s recollections of his elven
acquaintances.
“Wonderful. Play, I’ll bet Colonel Block wishes he had somebody who could draw pictures like
this of the villains he wants to catch.”
“The Guard can go on wishing. You know I’m a simple man, Garrett. Not greedy at all. But I do
have to point out that a second-rate stable operator like myself still makes a better living than the
best-paid honest policeman.”
“Most everything pays better than being honest. You want to work for Block and Relway, you’d
better have a bone-deep law and order calling. Now what?”
Kip was making noises. He wasn’t as impressed with the sketch as I was. “The eyes aren’t right,
Play.”
“They wouldn’t be, would they?” Playmate growled. “Since whenever they look straight at you
they go all smoky. And they aren’t eyes like ours, anyway. They don’t have any eyelids.”
“It’s not that. It’s their shape. They’re bulgier . . . ”
Garrett!
The kid jumped, squealed, went paper pale in an instant, scattered the documents on my desk. He
moaned, “They’re here! They’re trying to get into my head again!” He tried to jump past Playmate.
“Hang on to him!” I said. “That’s just old Chuckles deciding to pick on me for a minute.”
Old Chuckles demurred. He sent,The young man is entirely correct, Garrett. There is an
unknown creature in the alleyway out back trying to look into the house. I am confusing it and
blocking it but that is extremely difficult. The work requires most of the attention of most of my
minds.
The Dead Man belongs to a rare species known as Loghyr. They have that knack. Of having
multiple minds capable of parallel and independent function. I’ve heard that some develop multiple
personalities. I can’t imagine. Old Bones is a complete horror show being just one of himself.
Simultaneous shrieks sounded upstairs and in the small front room. I don’t know what Katie’s
problem was but it was audibly obvious that the Goddamn Parrot had decided to focus his powers of
persuasion on convincing the world that he was about as sane as a drunken butterfly.
The creature is now confused by what I have done. Which is to connect it to a couple of
marginally sensitive but completely empty minds. Perhaps it will become equally lost.
“That’s no way to talk about my girlfriend.”
The Dead Man was able to make the air sneer. And I suppose he had a point. Nature endowed
Katie with countless delicious attributes. At first glance excessive intellect doesn’t appear to be one of
those. But, actually, bimbo is a survival strategy that she has let get out of control.
The kid began babbling soft nonsense not unlike that of yon inebriated megamouth. It sounded
suspiciously like some of the nonsense Katie whispered when she was about half-asleep and purring. I
asked Playmate, “Kip have a history with booze or drugs?” The kid was now not speaking any form of
Karentine I recognized. My place isn’t the neighborhood ranting ground for any of those cults that
specialize in speaking in tongues.
Even so, soon every fourth word out of Kip’s mouth sounded vaguely familiar. They may even
have been real words—completely out of context.
“No. Never. He doesn’t have that kind of imagination. But this’s exactly the way he got when
those elves came looking for him.”
“Elves? What elves? Are we suddenly starting to get somewhere?”
“No. I just feel more comfortable calling them elves. Say they were elf-sized but they weren’t like
any elves that we know. They were female. You ever see a female elf who didn’t look like the devil’s
disciple?”
Not my choice of descriptives but I knew what he meant. Even the ugly elf girls are pretty enough
and wicked enough to melt your spine with a wink and a smile and a wiggle if the fancy takes them. “No.
Never have.”
“These girls . . . weren’t. They were almost asexual.”
“How did you know?”
Garrett! I do not enjoy such an oversufficiency of mind-space that I can waste any following
your digressions. Save that for later. The creature is in the alley. It is confused. It can be
captured. Will you please see to that and cease this passing the time of day with Mr. Playmate?
“Play, my sedentary sidekick tells me one of your elves is skulking around in the alley out back.
Why don’t we go invite him to the party? We can smack him around a little to break his concentration.
Old Bones can ransack his mind while he’s distracted. Which means I’ll be able to find out what this’s
all about and you’ll find out if there’s any real reason for you to worry.”
Damn! That wasn’t the best word to use. Playmate worries. All the time. And his worry-to-success
equation is an inverse proportion. He only gives up worrying and fussing when things get truly awful.
Garrett!
“All right!” He’s so damned lazy he can’t be bothered to die but he expects me to scurry like bees
getting ready for winter. And sees no inconsistency. “All right. Here’s the official plan, Play.”
4
Playmate’s job was to come into the alley from its Wizard’s Reach end. Being younger and more
athletic I took the longer way around so I could close in from the other direction. I trotted west on
Macunado, then ducked into a narrow, fetid breezeway, where I kicked up a covey of pixies who were
living under an overturned basket. Poor, new immigrants, obviously. I knew before I saw their ragged
country costumes. “You folks better find yourselves someplace where you won’t have to fight off the
cats and dogs and rats.” Though TunFaire’s dogs and cats do, mostly, know better than to bother little
people. But rats, while cunning, aren’t always real bright. And as for the others, hunger has a way of
overwhelming even the most pointed of past lessons.
These little folk thanked me for my concern by swarming around me, cursing in tiny voices while
threatening to stick me with teensy poisoned rapiers.
When I entered the breezeway the Goddamned Parrot was a passenger on my shoulder. He was
behaving. But once I started leaping and swatting at those damned mosquitoes he flapped toward a
perch high above, whence he spouted gratuitous advice. To the pixies: “Stay to his left! He doesn’t see
as well on that side . . . Awk!”
The racket had attracted the interest of one of those leather-winged flying lizards that sometimes
nap up on the rooftops between pigeon snacks. They aren’t common anymore, mostly because they
have trouble outthinking large rocks. They make rats and pigeons look like shining intellectuals. They are
very slow learners.
This one looked particularly shopworn. The trailing edges of its wings were tattered. It had patches
of mold on its chest.
When it looked at the Goddamn Parrot it saw the answer to all its prayers.
It was the scruffiest flying lizard I’d ever seen but it still looked like the answer to a prayer or two
of my own. Life would be so much simpler if I got rid of the chicken in the clown suit—as long as I
could manage it in some way that wouldn’t aggravate the Dead Man or Morley Dotes. Morley had
gifted me with the jabbering vulture, accompanied by a strong suggestion that no harm should come to
the monster, at my hand or through my negligence.
The pixies lost interest in me the moment the lizard started trying to get into the breezeway. They
knew a real threat when they smelled one. A chorus of squeals preceded a general surge of the flock
toward the scrofulous flyer.
The Goddamn Parrot dropped back down to my shoulder. He was shaking. For once in his sorry
existence he was fresh out of smart-ass remarks.
As I got out of there the pixies proved that they’d been playing with me all along. As I left the
breezeway a matron zipped over to ask which cuts interested me. “They’s good eatin’ on them things,
Big’un. The giblets is real tasty when they’s grilled.”
“You people keep the whole thing. I brought my lunch.” I jerked a thumb at my shoulder ornament.
“Ooh . . . Pretty,” one small voiced piped.
Another wanted to know, “Kin we have some of the feathers?”
I sensed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Something came over me. My jaw locked up. I couldn’t mouth the offer I make almost every day,
as many as a dozen times. I wanted to shriek.
I couldn’t turn loose of the dodo in the clown suit!
The air seemed to tinkle and sparkle with invisible chuckles.
So! Old Bones wasn’t quite as preoccupied elsewhere as he wanted me to think. I should’ve
gotten suspicious when the painted jungle buzzard demonstrated such exceptional manners.
Interesting. The Dead Man hadn’t ever before touched me directly this far from the house. Maybe
hewas distracted. Maybe distracted so much that he couldn’t be as careful keeping the full range of his
abilities concealed. Or maybe he just liked the Goddamn Parrot too much to let him go.
Wish I had time to experiment.
After our initial divergence of viewpoint the pixies and I went our ways on friendly terms. Meaning
they were too busy harvesting everything but the flyer’s squeak to waste time tormenting a Big’un.
Though a couple of youngsters did follow me, mainly to get out of doing chores.
I headed east, down the alley, afraid my delays might have allowed my quarry to give me the slip.
Though if I’d thought I would’ve realized that my foul-beaked companion would’ve been barking like
the wolf at the end of the world if the Dead Man had suffered a moment’s disappointment.
Something buzzed behind my ear. Not the family bird-brain, who was on patrol now, or, more
likely, hitting on some nitwitted pigeon. I started to swat the sound, held up just in time. A pixie girl,
definitely a little inexperienced, unwittingly drifted forward far enough to be seen from the corner of my
eye.
One key to success in my racket is making friends. Lots of friends. In as broad a range of stations,
races, and professions as is possible. A pixie ally would be a huge resource.
I started sweet-talking.
No telling what I might have accomplished if Fate hadn’t decided to roll my bones.
The pixies let out startled shrieks at the same moment that the Goddamn Parrot barked my name.
5
I got about a tenth of second’s glimpse of a man who fit his name perfectly. Unusual. He was all
rounds. He had a round head with dwindling thickets of hair sagging to the south, leaving a blinding shine
behind. He had a round mouth with puffy, round lips, round eyes, and a nose that was almost round as a
hog’s snoot. He had a round body, too. I didn’t get a good look at his feet.
The whole globular package didn’t stand but maybe five inches over five feet tall.
This was Bic Gonlit. Bounty hunter. A man you’d peg as an apple-cheeked little baker addicted to
his own products. Or a guy who cracked feeble jokes in place of real entertainment in some dive
harboring upwardly mobile aspirations toward the lower lower class. He was a man who had to wear
elevator boots to get up enough altitude to cork a big, handsome boy like me.
Had to be the boots. He was known for the boots. Legend said he had had them specially made
by a dwarfish cobbler in a sleazy little shop off Bleak on the southern edge of the Tenderloin. So rumor
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