
They say you get used to even the worst smells. Not true. What happens is that
your olfactory nerves shrivel into insensibility, refusing to come out again for two
years afterward, not even when tempted with the most alluring scents of all: steak,
buttered potatoes, chocolate ice cream, hot fudge, fresh strawberries, new car
smells, fresh money-nothing.
This smell, the new one, lay across the previous stench like chocolate icing on a
skunk. Neither smell was happy about it. The truly awful thing was that I recognized
the smell.
The screen in front of me showed our location on the contour-delineated terrain.
The depth was deliberately exaggerated to compensate for the limitations of human
senses. I touched a button and noted for the mission log that we had encountered
olfactory evidence of a fumble of gorps, also called gorths, gnorths, and glorbs,
depending on who you were talking to. The military designation was ghoul.
This was a very bad sign.
Gorps or ghouls were scavengers, garbage-eaters, carrionfeeders. Fully mature,
they stood three to four meters tall. A gorp was a sloth-shaped tower of hair. It had
a barrel chest, a flexible prognathous snout, numerous small nasty eyes, and an
attitude almost as bad as its smell. Its coat was a filth-ridden, flea-infested,
rust-colored, dirty mass of coarse stringy hair and age-hardened mats. Its arms were
disturbingly long, and the things it used for hands and feet were immense. Gorps
were Chtorran bag ladies.
They ranged in color from startling orange to glow-in-the-dark brown. Sometimes
they shambled along in a vaguely upright stance; most of the time they lumbered on
all fours. Because they moved in slow motion, like koala bears, some people made
the mistake of thinking they were gentle beings. It was not a mistake that anyone had
lived long enough to make twice. Gorps were about as gentle as rhinoceroses. Think
of a gorp as a giant, rabid, psychopathic, mutated, hydrocephalic orangutan with the
mother of all hangovers-and you were working in the right direction. But this was a
complimentary description; on a bad day, a gorp looked even worse.
It wasn't simply that a gorp could do you physical harm; it could, and it would, if
you annoyed it long enough; no, the real horror was that its bouquet alone could
raise blisters on a boulder. What a concentrated dose would do to human lungs was
presumed fatal.
A gorp knew only two words: "Gorp?" and "Gorth!" The former was a
questioning gulping sound, halfway between a yawn and a bark. The latter was a
low-pitched rumble, which was generally interpreted as a warning growl.
Gorps were the biggest slobs in the Chtorran ecology. They damaged everything
they came near. After a fumble of gorps wandered through a neighborhood, it
looked like the aftermath of a blood feud between tornadoes. It wasn't malicious;
they weren't angry creatures; it was simply the naked curiosity of a hungry scavenger
raised to a new low. Even those few things that gorps occasionally left undamaged
behind them carried their incredible reek for weeks afterward.