
repeat this wheeze a dozen or a score of times a day. Of course each victim only had to hear it once; but
after a few weeks it seemed that the fellow's own co-workers, tortured beyond endurance, were on the
point of cutting their colleague's throat to shut him up… but I digress.
Where was I? Yes, there is one more point I wish to make about the guillotine, then on with the story,
which I trust you will find fully satisfactory… Whenever, in these post-Revolutionary times, a full-size
model ofla mecaniquebecomes available—this happens somewhat more often than you might
think—many people find something irresistibly attractive in the idea of trying on, as it were, that tillable
plank and even that lunette. (Few go so far as wanting to hear above their heads the speedy whisper of
the falling blade.) Some of these enthusiasts are found among the adventurous elderly, sometimes they are
young men, but for some reason the most susceptible to such temptations seem to be young women. All
of them want to know:How would it feel to lie down there?
But it would have been hard to conceive of anything more remote from the thoughts of Philip Radcliffe
and his bride of three months, the former June MacKenzie, on the late afternoon in the early summer of
1996 when those two young people encountered… no, not a guillotine, not yet… but their first vampire.
This particular drinker of blood made a first impression all sweet and girlish, with nothing at all in her
appearance to suggest, at first glance, the true nature of her being— unless one considered the dark
glasses, necessary armor against the day's last, relatively feeble rays of direct sunlight. She looked very
young (though actually well over five hundred years of age, as I can testify through personal
acquaintance) and was comely of face and figure. Her hair was curly, coloring on the dark side, more
gypsy-looking than African. Wearing faded jeans, a man's shirt, and long silver earrings, she stood at
roadside, one arm boldly extended, thumb up in the hitchhiker's time-honored gesture, flashing white
teeth— none of them at the moment particularly pointed—as Radcliffe's convertible, slowing to ten miles
an hour for a sharp curve on the winding, climbing, narrow western road, drew near.
The Radcliffes' kidnapping by the so-called undead took both of them completely by surprise. At the
moment when they first came in sight of the young woman, there had been nothing on their minds more
exotic than their choice of places, all hours of driving distant, where they might stop for the night.
But how could an even moderately adventurous young man, accompanied by a wife who invariably
wanted to stop for injured animals, resist an attractive young woman standing at roadside at sunset,
hitchhiking appealingly in an open area, typical of the westernUSA , where not even a single thuggish
male companion could possibly be concealed? One could see the mountains rising, almost a hundred
miles away, with not much of anything but distance in between. There was no broken-down car in
evidence, to offer an explanation for her presence.
The girl at roadside came into the view of Philip and June just as the sun was on the point of
disappearing behind the western mountains, on what had been till then a day of only minor surprises for
the young couple. The youthful-looking hitchhiker was barefoot, a condition made more noticeable by
her blood-red painted toenails. It seemed obvious that she had not been doing a lot of walking along the
desert road in that condition.
Philip's intention had been to coast on past the waiting figure for a few yards before coming to a frill
stop. But the hitchhiker, as if afraid he was going to get away, darted into the narrow road right in front of
his convertible, so that he had to slam on the brakes and curse violently to stop before hitting her. In the
next moment, he had the impression that his carhadhit the crazy woman; he thought he heard an alarming
thump, and believed he saw her body propelled backward a yard or two.
June, her pale blond hair and skin in marked contrast to those of the hitchhiker, screamed and said
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