
like designer pants, but weren't, spring-soled running shoes, a Dallas Dodgers baseball cap and a T-shirt
that said, "Gateway or Bust," on the front, and on the back, "I busted." The crowds of tourists were as
milkable as imagined. No, more so. The Americans on whom he concentrated all seemed to have more
money than they knew what to do with. Like the elderly couple from Riverdale, New York, so confused
by the hyperinflated Turkish currency that they pressed a billion New Lira banknote on Stan as a tip for
helping them find clean toilets when a million or two would have been generous. And then, when he
pointed out the error, insisted that he keep the billion as a reward for his honesty. So in his first week
Stan brought back more than Tan earned at his job and almost as much as Naslan. He tried to give it all
to Mrs. Kusmeroglu, but she would take only half. "Save for the future, Stanley," she instructed him
kindly. "A little capital is a good thing for a young man to have."
And her daughter added, "After all, some day soon you may want to get married."
Of course, Stan had no such plans, although Naslan certainly was pretty enough in the perky pillbox hat
and miniskirt that was her uniform in the patisserie. She smelled good, too. That was by courtesy of the
nearly empty leftover bits of perfume and cosmetics the women guests of the hotel discarded in the ladies'
room, which it was part of her duties to keep spotless. It had its effect on Stan. Sometimes, when she sat
close to him as the family watched TV together in the evenings, he hoped no one was noticing the
embarrassing swelling in his groin. He was, after all, male, and seventeen.
But he was also thoroughly taken up by his new status as an earner of significant income. He memorized
whole pages from the guidebooks, and supplemented them by lurking about to listen in on the
professional guides as they lectured to their tour groups. The best places for that were in sights like the
Grand Mosque or Hagia Sofia. There all the little clusters of a dozen or a score tourists were crowded
together, with their six or eight competing guides all talking at once, in half a dozen languages. The guide
gossip was usually more interesting than anything in the books, and always a lot more scurrilous.
Eavesdropping on them carried a risk, though. In the narrow alleyway outside the great kitchens that had
once served Topkapi Palace he saw a couple of the licensed guides looking at him in a way he didn't like
as they waited for their tour groups to trickle out of the displays. When both of them began talking on
their carry phones, still looking at him, he quickly left the scene.
Actually, he was less afraid of the guides, or of the polis, than he was of Mr. Ozden finding him. What
the old man could do if that happened Stan didn't know. In a pinch, he supposed he could actually pay
off the overdue rent out of the wads of lira that were accumulating under his side of the mattress he
shared with Tan. But who knew what law he had broken by his furtive departure? Mr. Ozden would, all
right, and so Stan stayed far away from his old tenement.
It wasn't all work for Stan. If he got home in time he helped Mrs. Kusmeroglu with the dinner—she
affected to be amazed by his cooking skills, which were actually pretty rudimentary. Then usually they
would all watch the family's old thousand-channel TV together. Mrs. Kusmeroglu liked the weighty talk
shows, pundits discussing the meaning of such bizarre events as that inexplicable Wrath of God that
visited them from time to time, or what to do about the Cyprus question. Mr. Kusmeroglu preferred
music—not the kind the boys played, though. Both Tan and Stan voted for programs about space or
sports. But then it seldom came to a vote, because what Naslan liked was American sitcoms—on the
English-language channels, so she could practice her English—happy groups of wealthy, handsome
people enjoying life in Las Vegas or Malibu or the Tappan Sea, and Naslan talked faster than anyone
else. It didn't matter. They shared things as a real family. And that was in some ways the best part of all
for Stan, who had only the sketchiest memories of what living in a family was like.
Although the Kusmeroglus were all unfailingly kind to Stan, their tolerance did not extend to allowing the
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