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THE COMING
OF THE
QUANTUM CATS
Frederik Pohl
BANTAM BOOKS
TORONTO NEW YORK LONDON SYDNEY AUCKLAND
THE COMING OF THE QUANTUM CATS
A Bantam Spectra Book/May 1986
All righLl r&served.
Copyright © 1986 by Frederik PohL
Cover art copyright © 1986 l~ Thdd Schorr.
This book may not be reproduced in whole or in part~ by
mimeograph or any other means, wzthout permission.
For information address: Bantam Books, Inc.
Published simultaneously in the United States and Canada
Bantam Books are published by Bantam Books, Inc. Its trademark, consisting of the words
“Bantam Books “and the portrayal of a rooster, is Registered in U.S. Patent and Trademark
Office and in other countries. Marca Registrada. Bantam Books, Inc., 666 F~flh Avenue,
New York, New York 10103.
PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
It is customary to print a disclaimer in novels, saying that the characters
are fictitious and that no resemblance to any real person, living or dead,
is intended. This is, in the case of this book, wholly true, in spite of the fact
that some of the characters have names made famous by position and
deeds. The reason is that, in each case, the characters portrayed are what
the real-life characters would have been . if they had been someone
other than the persons they were.
THE COMING
OF THE
QUANTUM CATS
16 August 1983
8:20 P•M. Nicky DeSota
•When my beeper sounded I had one hand on the gearshift, ready to
jump into second, and the other sticking out the window to signal a left
turn. My attention was on the traffic cop, who was taking an annoyingly
long time to let the Meacham Road traffic through. My head was full of
adjustable rate mortgages, points, GI loan eligibilities, and whether or not I
could still get in a swim with my girl friend after dinner. It was a Tuesday.
Therefore a good time to swim, because sometimes on a weekday night,
after it gets dark, the lifeguard looks the other way if somebody goes
topless.
The beeper shattered all of that.
I hate to let a phone go on ringing. I took a chance, I took my hand off
the gearshift to pick up the phone. “Dominic DeSota speaking, yes?” I said,
just as the cop remembered that there was traffic waiting on Meacham, and
waved peremptorily to me to make the turn.
So then everything happened at once.
The motorman on the interurban trolley saw that I was hesitating, so
he started across the intersection at the same moment I stepped on the gas.
The operator on the other end of the phone said something that sounded
like Chinese, or maybe Choctaw. It wasn’t either of those, it was just that
she wasn’t tuned in right. You know how they get when it’s near the end of
a shift and they’re getting tired and a little sloppy and they just make a stab
at your frequency without worrying about getting it exact? I didn’t
understand a word of what she said. I didn’t care just then, either, because
all of a
sudden there was a twenty-ton lump of tandem trolley right in front of me,
a lot too close for me to stop. The trolley couldn’t turn away. I had to. And
there was only one way I could go to miss the collision, and unfortunately
the traffic cop was standing right in the middle of that way.
I didn’t hit him.
That was more to his credit than to mine, though. He jumped out of
the way. Barely out of the way. Enough so that I took the polish off his
boots but didn’t mangle his toes.
I don’t blame him for giving me a ticket. I would have done the same
thing. I would have done a lot worse; I wouldn’t have blamed him if he’d
run me in then and there, but he didn’t. He just kept me hanging for three-
quarters of an hour, parked on the shoulder of the road in front of the forest
preserve, with all the other motorists rubbernecking at the poor simp who
was getting a ticket as they went by. He spaced it out. He’d come over and
ask for my license and study it for a while. Then he’d go back to untangle
the traffic snarls while he thought it over. Then he’d come back and ask for
some other I.D., or for my employment history, or about how long I’d lived
around Chicago or how come I didn’t know a car was supposed to yield the
right-of-way to a trolley.
In between times I kept trying to raise my beeper call. In my business
you live by the telephone; somebody calls up and needs a mortgage, and if
you don’t service them right away they’ll just call somebody else. Besides,
this particular call had sounded a little worrying. It was hopeless. You
never get the same car-phone operator twice, of course. The ones I did get
were highly amused at my quaint notion that they had nothing better to do
than check out calls that had already been passed along to the subscribers.
Then, when I insisted, they were scandalized. “Do you have any idea, Mr.
Dominic,” demanded one, “how many call slips I’d have to look through to
find yours?”
I said, “I guess about a million, as long as you’re looking under the
wrong name. It’s not Mr. Dominic. It’s Mr. DeSota. Dominic DeSota.”
To that thrust, no counter. Instead, “You’re not even sure she had the
right frequency,” she said, as indignant as though I’d betrayed her trust by
switching the frequencies on her myself. “The call could have been for
somebody else’s number completely.”
“Not, I think, with my name,” I offered, but by then the traffic cop
was on his way back, to ask me if my parents had been citizens of
a foreign power or whether I had any communicable diseases. He looked
quite annoyed to see that I was talking on the phone instead of devoting my
complete attention to the repenting of my sins. “Forget it,” I told the
operator. Took my ticket. Licked the officer’s boots (metaphorically).
Swore I’d never do it again (fervently). Drove at a prim thirty-two miles an
hour to my bachelor home, and wished that the day had gone better. It
hadn’t. It didn’t show any signs of getting that way. Greta didn’t answer
her phone. That meant she’d gone out shopping or something. By the time
she got back the pool in the Mekhtab ibn Bawzi Forest Preserve would be
closed for the night. And I hadn’t clinched the mortgage deal. And I hadn’t
even called the prospects back to keep them on the stick.
And I wondered, I truly wondered, if through the squeaky, squawky
static on that abortive beeper call I had really heard, as I almost thought I
had heard, the words “to the FBI.”
What I started out to be was a real-estate dealer . . . well, no, tell the
truth and shame the Devil, what I really started out to be was a scientist of
some kind. But there’s no living in that, so by the time I got to college I
was studying real estate.
Then I got sidetracked into mortgages.
If I tell somebody that the reason for the switch was that mortgage
brokers have a more interesting life than realtors, they just stare at me. It’s
true, though. There’s a lot of excitement to mortgages. You’re making
people’s dreams come true, you see, and there are no more interesting
people to be around than dreamers. Sometimes the dreams worry me a
little, because some of the dreamers are pathetically young couples, just
married; I don’t know if they know what they’re getting into, with interest
rates all the way up to five and a half, sometimes five and five-eighths
percent. But they pay the rates. They borrow thousands of dollars,
sometimes two or three years’ pay, to get the vine-covered cottage of their
dreams. And I was the one who helped them make those dreams come true.
It would have been even more satisfying, I guess, to be a loan officer
at a big bank somewhere. Around Chicago that doesn’t happen unless
you’re a relative of somebody powerful, and somebody powerful isn’t
Italian, of course. In banking, it’s Arab. Not that that’s so unusual—how
many banks are there in America that aren’t Arab backed? Certainly not
very many of the big and prosperous ones. So there wasn’t much future for
me in a bank job, but the Arabs didn’t bother about some of the service
jobs, such as mortgage broker.
Maybe the reason for that was that they didn’t know what a
mortgage broker was. Most people don’t. I was the one who inter-
viewed the clients, helped them choose the product they could
afford—or could almost afford—checked out their credit ratings,
guided them through the preparation of the application forms and
the securing of the waivers and variances and permits everyone
needs if he wants to own a house.
It’s a living. It’s also interesting—I know I keep on saying that,
perhaps to convince myself. My girl Greta says it to me when I
don’t say it to myself; she is a big believer in a solid job and savings
in the bank before you get married, and we’re going to get married
one of these days. The job will make that possible.
One of these days.
Meanwhile, it’s still interesting, I say for at least the third time,
and it also gives me time to myself when I want it. The time when I
want time to myself is usually when I can spend it with Greta. The
company has a rule that every one of us salesmen must put in five
hours a week “floor time”—that’s being there, on the floor of the
agency, for drop-in or phone-in customers. Outside of that I make
my own hours. So when Greta is on a run—she’s a stewardess—I
put in long days. When she’s between assignments I try to make
time to be with her. I’m really pleased she has the job she has. . . . No,
that’s a lie. I’m not. I worry about all the guys she meets, back and
forth between Chicago and New York, and where she stays when
she overnights in New York. Of course all the stews are chaperoned
by the Little Fatimas, but chaperons can be evaded. We know all
about that, Greta and I. I really hate the idea that I’m teaching her
how to do that in Chicago, and she’s using those skills with
somebody else in New York. I hate to think that.
So I try not to think it.
And I did get to go swimming with her that night, after all. As
soon as I got home I skinned down to my underwear, pulled down
the shades, locked the doors, and took a bottle of beer out of the
secret under-the-stairs cupboard. While it was chilling in the freezer
compartment I tried again to check out my mysterious phone call.
By then it was hopeless, of course. My call slip was well buried
under hours of accumulation of others. But then I sat down with that
luscious cold bottle, sweat glistening along its sides. The phone
rang. Greta. “Nicky, honey? You in the mood for a late swim?”
I was, of course. I swallowed the beer so fast it made my teeth
crackle as it went past, put on my suit, was already in the water by
the time she got there and dove in beside me.
There weren’t many people in the pool at that hour, but all the
male eyes were aimed at her as she came off the diving board. Greta
is a pretty sight. She is five feet eight, blonde, green-eyed, very
slim waisted. Men look at her a lot. In a bathing suit, even in the
skirted, thigh-length kind of suit our pool guards made mandatory,
men sometimes drooled. I know. I did it myself.
I swam her down to the dark end of the pool to kiss her. They’d
put the lights out to save electricity, and only the bathing pavilion
was still bright. We stood in water about shoulder high on me, chin
high on Greta, sort of bouncing on the tips of our toes the way you
do in the water, and I kissed her thoroughly, and then pulled her
close to kiss her again.
She kissed me back. For quite a long time. Then she pulled
away and let some of the cold water get between us, sort of giggling.
When I reached out again she said, “Uh-uh, honey. You’re getting
me real steamed up.”
I said, “I wish—” and she stopped me.
“I know what you wish. Maybe I do, too, but we can’t.”
“There’s nobody around this part of the pool
“Oh, Nicky, you know that’s not it. What if I, you know, got,
well, caught?”
“That’s not very likely.” No response to that. “Anyway, there
are things that can be done.”
“No, they can’t, Nicky dear. Not if you mean the ‘A’ word. I
could never destroy my child’s life. Anyway, those places aren’t
easy to find, and then who knows if they’ll kill you or spoil you for
life?”
The trouble was that she was right and we both knew it. There
wasn’t a day that went by without some police raid on a back-door
abortionist, with the criminal dragged away by the police and all the
patients trying to hide their faces from the news cameras. We cer-
tainly didn’t want that.
There was hardly anyone left in the pool now. No one seemed
to notice that we weren’t swimming. Greta eased back closer to me,
did not resist when I kissed her again.
“Nicky?” she whispered in my ear.
“What, honey?”
Faint giggle, then a whisper so low I could hardly hear the
words: “What about going topless now?”
I looked around. Apart from a couple of elderly men in bathing
suits and robes, finishing out a checker game, the only person left in
the pool area was the lifeguard. He was reading a newspaper under
the exit light.
“Why not?” I said.
And I reached down between us and slowly, slowly unzipped
the top part of my bathing suit.
Now, you have to remember that going topless is not really
some big crime. In the city code it’s called a Class 3 misdemeanor—
that means they never arrest you for it, just give you a ticket, as for
parking in the wrong place. The fine is never more than five or ten
dollars and the judges hardly ever give ajail sentence. Often when a
man goes topless they’ll let him off with just a warning, if it’s a first
offense.
So I did not expect what happened.
I did not expect that all the pool lights would come on at once.
The checker players yawped in surprise as someone came running
right through them, sending the board flying. That was only one
someone, and there were others coming from all directions—
through the men’s dressing room, through the ladies’, even over the
fence; and they all converged on me. Two large men jumped right in
the pool, clothes and all, to grab me and drag me out.
Greta stood staring; chin-deep in the water—terrified and be-
wildered, and no more so than I.
The world whirled, and didn’t stop whirling until they had me
bent over the hood of a car, just outside the pool fence. The metal
was hot; the car had just got here, and it felt as though it had been
driven hard. They made me spread my feet wide apart, while a
nastily unfriendly cop’s hand ran over the wet seat of my bathing
suit—searching for weapons, for God’s sake? There were two other
cars, headlights on and pointed straight at me, at least half a dozen
men—and they were pointed straight at me too; I was the center of it
all.
And the only thing I could think of to say was, “Listen! All I
did was take my damn top off!”
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