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generals who leads his own raids. I'm one of the people who moves the dashing tank commanders and
flying generals around the board like chess pieces. And now, confound it, I'm going to be a
dashing combat leader at last. You may smoke if you like."
Kramer obediently lit up.
"Dan Medway," said the general, "wants me to start from scratch, build up a striking force and hit
the Asian mainland across the Bering Strait."
Kramer was horrified twice-first by the reference to The Supreme Commander as "Dan" and second by
the fact that he, a lieutenant, was being told about high strategy.
"Relax," the general said. "Why you're here, now. You're going to be my aide."
Kramer was horrified again. The general grinned.
"Your card popped out of the machinery," he said, and that was all there was to say about that,
"and so you're going to be a highly privileged character and everybody will detest you. That's the
way it is with aides. You'll know everything I know. And vice versa; that's the important part.
You'll run errands for me, do investigations, serve as hatchet man, see that my pajamas are
pressed without starch and make coffee the way I like it-coarse grind, brought to the boil for
just a moment hi an old-fashioned coffee pot. Actually what you'll do is what I want you to do
from day to day. For these privileges you get to wear a blue fourragere around your left shoulder
which marks you as a man not to be trifled with by colonels, brigadiers or MP's. That's the way it
is with aides. And, I don't know if you have any outside interests, women or chess or drinking.
The machinery didn't mention any. But you'll have to give them up if you do."
"Yes, sir," said Kramer. And it seemed wildly possible that he might never touch pencil to puzzle
again. With something to do-
"We're Operation Ripsaw," said the general. "So far, that's me, Margaret out there hi the office
and you. In addition to other duties, you'll keep a diary of Ripsaw, by the way, and I want you to
have a summary with you at all times in case I need it. Now call in Margaret, make a pot of
coffee, there's a little stove
thing in the washroom there, and I'll start putting together my general staff."
It started as small and as quietly as that.
11
It was a week before Kramer got back to the 561st long enough to pick up his possessions, and then
he left the stacks of Timeses and Saturday Reviews where they lay, puzzles and all. No time. The
first person to hate him was Margaret, the motherly major. For all her rank over him, she was a
secretary and he was an aide with a fourragere who had the general's willing ear. She began a
policy of nonresistance that was noncooperation, too; she would not deliberately obstruct him, but
she would allow him to poke through the files for ten minutes before volunteering the information
that the folder he wanted was already on the general's desk. This interfered with the smooth
performance of Kramer's duties, and of course the general spotted it at once.
"It's nothing," said Kramer when the general called him on it. "I don't like to say anything."
"Go on," General Grote urged. "You're not a soldier any more; you're a rat."
"I think I can handle it, sir."
The general motioned silently to the coffee pot and waited while Kramer fixed him a cup, two
sugars, no cream. He said: "Tell me everything, always. All the dirty rumors about inefficiency
and favoritism. Your suspicions and hunches. Anybody that gets in your way-or more important, in
mine. In the underworld they shoot stool-pigeons, but here we give them blue cords for their
shoulders. Do you understand?"
Kramer did. He did not ask the general to intercede with the motherly major, or transfer her; but
he did handle it himself. He discovered it was very easy. He simply threatened to have her sent to
Narvik.
With the others it was easier. Margaret had resented him because she was senior in Operation
Ripsaw to him, but as the others were sucked hi they found him there already. Instead of
resentment, their attitude toward him was purely fear.
The next people to hate him were the aides of Grote's general staff because he was a wild card in
the deck. The five members of the staff-Chief, Personnel, Intelligence, Plans & Training and
Operations-proceeded with their orderly, systematic jobs day by day, building Ripsaw . . . until
the inevitable moment when Kramer would breeze in with, "Fine job, but the general suggests-" and
the unhorsing of many assumptions, and the undoing of many days' work. That was his job also. He
was a bird of ill omen, a coiled snake in fair grass, a hired killer and a professional betrayer
of confidences-though it was not long before there were no confidences to betray, except from an
occasional young, new officer who hadn't learned his way around, and those not worth betraying.
That, as the general had said, was the way it was with aides. Kramer wondered sometimes if he
liked what he was doing, or liked himself for doing it. But he never carried the thought through.
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