
He asked where we should dine, and I paid him off by naming the most expensive place in town.
“Hmm!” he said. “I kiss twenty bucks goodbye.”
He would be lucky to get out with a check under thirty dollars. I ordered oysters Rockefeller, the sole
marguery, a green salad, planked steak, crêpes Suzette, and café diablo. I ordered a daiquiri first, a
white wine for the fish, then champagne. He stuck to bourbon and a steak, and did not eat enough of his
steak to give the bourbon a fight.
I saw that the waiter kept the bourbon coming. My idea was to get Pulaski mellow, then touch him for
my hotel bill. Probably he would have to be pretty mellow to stand still for a touch like that.
Pulaski was a chemist employed, he claimed, by himself. I did not know that there were self-employed
chemists, and I still was not sure of it, but that is what Pulaski had said he was. He had a laboratory at
130 Washington Street—he said—and he lived at 720 Ironwood Drive, in an apartment. He said. I was
pretty sure about the last, because I had telephoned him there a couple of times.
He was nothing much. A fellow I had met in Palm Beach, Florida, had been with this Pulaski in the army.
The other fellow had been a sergeant and Pulaski had been a second lieutenant, and the man in Palm
Beach had spent a lot of time saying what he would like to do to Pulaski, and what he would do to
Pulaski if he ever got to this city and had a chance to look him up. He had several things in mind for
Pulaski, including a stroll over Pulaski's face. The sort of a man who had made that kind of a second
lieutenant in the army sounded like an easy mark and I had given Pulaski a ring when I got to town.
But I hadn't come to town to find Pulaski. I had come concerning a business opening with a very sharp
and clever woman named Carolyn Lane, who was calling herself Lady Seabrook, and who had thought
up something nice and lucrative in cosmetics. She had an angel for it, but it was supposed to be turning
out so well that she was going to work the racket and not the angel. Just supposed to be. The D.A. told
the Grand jury about her the day I got there. They even put the angel in jail with her.
This town was a desert. Nothing had turned up, I was broke, and I didn't like Pulaski, but he was running
after me. That was all right. Pulaski was the kind you would enjoy trimming. He wouldn't sit on your
conscience.
I ordered Pulaski another bourbon.
Pulaski continued bragging to me. He liked to boast to me, I think, because I spoke his language. When
he talked about fluxing and reducing reagents, saponification numbers, Elliot apparatus and molecular
weights—why do the simpleminded ones always talk about their business with big words?—I could
understand what he was talking about.
In college, I specialized in chemistry. Afterward, I worked at it for a couple of years. I worked for the
American Union Chemical Foundation until one of their dopey chemists perfected an improved
production method for penicillin and was going to just hand it over to our employers. I had just about
persuaded him to take the idea and go into business for ourselves when they fired me. They had a lawyer
with bright ideas, too, but all they made stick was firing me.
Anyway, that was why Pulaski liked to brag to me. It wasn't why he liked me; it was just why he would
brag to me. But there was something eating him tonight.
I had merely thought I would stick him for an expensive dinner, and maybe for the hotel bill, although I
doubted he even had that kind of money, but now I was beginning to wonder what was eating him.
Whatever it was, it was taking big bites out of his courage.