Greg Costikyan - Cups and Sorcery 01 - Another Day, Another Dungeon

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Cast of Characters
The Adventurers
Timaeus d'Asperge, Magister Igniti: an aristocrat and fire mage, financer of the expedition.
Sidney Stollitt: partner in Pratchitt & Stollitt, a firm that specializes in theft, divorce work, and assembling
expeditions into the caverns. She is far more reliable than her partner.
Nick Pratchitt: Sidney's partner.
Father Geoffrey Thwaite: a priest of the god Dion, patron of drunkards.
Kraki Kronarsson: barbarian and illegal alien.
Garni Ben Griwi: dwarf and experienced adventurer.
The Caverns
Lenny the Lizard: tour guide.
Drizhnakh, Garfok, and Spug: assorted orcs.
Fragrit: orc priest.
Dorog: another orc.
Rog: large person with claws and an unpleasant disposition.
Corcoran Evanish: customs official.
The Boars
Wentworth Secundus Jorgensen, Magister Alchimiae: Master Alchemist and Fullbright of the Loyal and
Fraternal Sodality of the Boar.
Jasper de Mobray, KGF, Magister Mentis: a flying, largely invisible adept of the mental arts. Member,
Order of the Golden Fleece; Order of the Green Flame. Fullbright of the Boars.
Morglop Morstern: cyclops, Fullbright of the Boars, swordsman.
Manfred: the Grand Boar.
The Court
His Grace, Mortimer, by the Grace of the Gods Grand Duke of Athelstan, Lord of Durfalus,
Defender of the Faiths, etc., etc., etc : enthusiastic mycologist.
Sir Ethelred Ethelbert: his foreign minister.
Jameson: Sir Ethelred's secretary.
General Carruthers: Commander of the Ducal Guard.
Major Yohn: Commander of the Fifth Frontier Warders, recently returned from the suppression of the Meep
Banditti.
University Faculty
Doctor Calidos: Timaeus's don, Senior Professor of the Department of Fire.
Doctor Macpherson: Adjunct Professor of Imperial History.
Bad Guys
The Right Honorable the Baroness Veronee, Magistra Necromantiae: Baroness of the Realm,
necromancer, and spy for Arst-Kara-Morn.
The Lich: powerful dead guy.
Rupert: Veronee's butler.
Cook: Veronee's cook.
Ross Montiel: elven gangster.
Micah: his lieutenant.
George, Fred, and Billy: assorted thugs.
Neighborhood Fixtures
Mrs. Coopersmith: Nick and Garni's landlady.
Elma: mistress of number 11 Cobblers Lane, the house that Montiel commandeers.
Vic: senile old geezer.
Madame Laura: successful madame, in hock to Montiel. Mother of "Priscilla."
Part I.
ANOTHER DUNGEON
I.
Timaeus d'Asperge was comfortably ensconced in his favorite armchair at the Millennium Club. One hand held
his ancient meerschaum, stuffed with Alcalan black leaf. By his other hand, on a small serviette, stood a
decanter of Moothlayan single malt.
"Now that you have your Master's," the man with the monocle asked Timaeus, "what will you do?"
"Hah!" said the Colonel. "Go to Ish and join the army, that's what, eh?" He struck Timaeus on the knee with a
clenched fist. "Show those damnable orcs what for, eh, boy? Good man."
Timaeus cleared his throat with slight embarrassment. "Actually," he said, "I was thinking about opening a
practice—"
"Go into trade?" said the man with the monocle with undisguised horror. "My dear boy, that will never—"
"No, no, the military life, that's the ticket," said the Colonel. "By Dion, I envy you! Marches in blistering heat,
hostiles sweeping out of the hills . . . university makes a gentleman out of you, but the service makes you a
man, what, what?" The Colonel reached over and slapped Timaeus's slight paunch. "Lose that in the army,
that's for certain." His eyes gleamed over his gray mustache. Timaeus puffed on his pipe to avoid having to
respond. "What about adventuring?" said the man with the monocle.
"Hmm?" said Timaeus.
"A traditional way for a young nobleman to win fame and fortune," the man with the monocle continued.
"Slaying dragons, rescuing damsels in distress, that sort of thing." He waved a hand airily.
"Well," mused Timaeus, "I had thought about it, but I wouldn't know where to start. I mean, what, advertise
for quests?"
"Start with the Caverns of Cytorax," suggested the man with the monocle. "They're not far. Scads of
monsters down there, I'm told."
"Mmm," mused Timaeus. "But where would I find companions?" "What about your mates at the university?"
asked the Colonel. "Mostly out of town," said Timaeus. "Back at home or joining the
army. Besides, I'd need more than wizards. Men at arms, spelunkers, clerics . . . you know."
"You need a staff officer," said the Colonel. "Take care of these petty problems for you."
"If you don't know how to do it yourself," said the man with the monocle, "hire it done." He coughed delicately
into a handkerchief. "I know just the firm."
"A group that assembles expeditions into the caverns?" said Timaeus. "Umm, rather . . . a firm that
handles—matters of delicacy. I should think they could assemble some experienced adventurers with fair
ease. Pratchitt and Stollitt, Stollitt and Pratchitt. Something like that. I'll give you the address."
Garni was sweating into his beard. Dwarves weren't used to city summers. Their native mountains were
usually cool.
At least it would be cool in the basement apartment he and Nick Pratchitt shared. It wasn't in the best part of
town, but it did have the distinct advantage of being cheap.
Garni walked down the hall to the apartment door. The door was bolted shut. He heard giggling on the other
side.
Garni knocked. "Nick," he said. "It's Garni. Open up."
There was silence for a moment. Then, through the door Nick said, "Uh, Garni? I'm busy. Could you come
back later?"
Damn. "Look, Nick," said the dwarf, "I just want to get some lunch." "Just a sec," said Nick. There was a
shuffling sound, then a bang. The door opened a crack. Two hands held out a salami, a loaf of bread, and a
wine jug. "Here," said Nick. He didn't have a shirt on.
Garni sighed. He took the food. Nick closed and bolted the door. Garni sat down in the hallway by the
apartment door. At least he was out of the sun down here. He munched on the salami and listened to the
giggles.
Personally, he didn't find human women attractive at all. Too gangly. No facial hair. Garni wondered what Nick
thought he was doing. Sidney would find out. It was only a matter of time. And Nick certainly acted like he
cared what she thought about things.
Oh, well. It wasn't his business. His business was to find a job. Garni
was a decent blacksmith, but the guild here in the city had that racket sewed up. Manual labor was about all
that was left. He wasn't having any luck finding work. And the rent was three months overdue.
"Mrs. Coopersmith," said Garni. He got to his feet and brushed crumbs off his jerkin. "How nice to see—"
"Where's my money, dwarf?" said the woman. Her arms were floured to her shoulders. Sweat spread in
semicircles around her armpits. "Umm, in just a few days . . "
The woman scowled. "Dwarves and single men," she said bitterly. "I should have known."
"I'm terribly sorry, but—"
"I want my money Tuesday."
"Of course, Mrs. Coopersmith. We'll . . ."
She turned on her heel and climbed back up the stairway. Giggles came from the apartment.
Garni sighed and climbed after his landlady. He'd go down to the docks and see if any ships had come in.
Maybe he could earn a few pence unloading cargo.
Kraki Kronarsson leaned on the bar. His dirty blond hair hung down around a face that hadn't been shaved in
days. The bar creaked under his bulging thews. "Ale," he told the innkeeper.
The innkeeper was walleyed. "Well, honorable," he mumbled, smearing a greasy rag across a tankard under
the misapprehension that this was improving the tankard's looks, "there's the matter of your tab, sor."
A group of fishermen at one of the tables was singing loudly. Kraki had been listening to the song and hadn't
really heard the innkeeper. He did notice, however, that he wasn't getting any ale. "Vhat?" he said, touching
the haft of the broadsword slung over his back—a nervous gesture.
"Three weeks stay," said the innkeeper. "Sixpence a night. Meals and drink. You owe—"
"You qvibbling little snit," shouted the barbarian, standing away from the bar.
The fisherman stopped singing.
"Hoy," said a man at the bar. He wore a workman's apron. His thews bulged almost as much as Kraki's. "No
call for such language. Dere's ladies present." An overage and rather blowsy whore hung on the workman's
arm.
Kraki reached across the bar and grabbed the innkeeper by the shirt. "I am Kraki, son of Kronar," he
shouted. "I grace your sty vith my presence. Be grateful you may show hospitality to so great a lord!"
The workman walked over and put a hand on Kraki's arm. "We do things different 'ere, barbarian," he said.
"Yer owes the man."
Kraki punched him in the jaw. The workman stumbled back.
The fishermen rose from their table. The whore dived for the exit. The workman grabbed a bar stool and
broke it over Kraki's head. Kraki didn't bat an eye. "You dare lay hands on the son of a chief?" he bellowed.
He grabbed the workman by the waist and hurled him onto the fisherman's table. It collapsed. Tankards of
ale flew. The fishermen converged on Kraki.
The innkeeper cowered behind the bar and moaned. Why was it always thugs and barbarians? Why couldn't
he have a nice, quiet clientele consisting solely of spinsters and maiden aunts?
Father Thwaite stopped singing when they pushed him through the door to the abbot's office. It was cool in
the office. A little chilly, even—at least if you were naked.
"Brother," said the abbot.
Dion help me, I'm in for it now, thought Thwaite. He released his penis. He swayed a bit. He was drunk. Very
drunk.
Well, it had been fun.
"I suppose," said the abbot, shuffling some papers on his desk, "that you can explain why you were pissing
on the chancellery bell?"
"Yes, Reverend Father," said Thwaite. "See, there was this li'l— He hiccupped. He continued determinedly,
enunciating clearly. "Little spot of tarnish. And urine is acidic. So I . . ."
The abbot sighed heavily. "What am I to do with you?" he said. Father Thwaite hung his head. "I'm sorry,
Reverend," he said. "But the spirit moved me—"
"Spirits, rather," said the abbot. "They say you've been into the brandy again."
"Wine is a susss . . . a sacrament," said Thwaite.
"In vino veritas, yes, Brother," said the abbot. "One of the precepts of our order. Yet moderation is also
virtue. Why are you naked?"
"It was . . . warm in the garden," said Thwaite. "An', I thought, why do we clothe ourselves? The Creator
gave us skin. So . . ."
The abbot took off his spectacles and folded them up. "Since you refuse to abide by the rules of our older—"
"I'm sorry," said Thwaite, suddenly realizing the depth of his predicament. "I promise I'll—"
"It's a little late for that," said the abbot, rubbing his eyes with thumb
and forefinger. "Go to Brother Mortain. He will issue you a begging bowl. Depart from here into the streets of
the city."
Thwaite sat down. The flags were chill on his thin, middle-aged buttocks. "You're expelling me from the
order?" he said, suddenly sober. "Not at all," said the abbot. "You may return when you have learned
moderation."
"And until then?" said Thwaite, head bowed.
"Leave us. Beg for your living. Live only off the largesse of others. If you obtain more than sixpence, give it
to the poor. Drink when you are offered drink; but purchase none yourself."
Father Thwaite rose, bowed, and shuffled backwards to the door, continuing to bow. After the door closed, he
stuck his tongue out.
He visited the kitchen before he left and stole a bottle of cheap wine. Dion, he told himself somewhat
defensively, permits theft to those who are in need.
The goon's name was George. He looked like a George. His shoulders were nearly as broad as the doorway.
Sidney Stollitt leaned back in her chair. Surreptitiously, she opened the top drawer in her desk. She fished
around in the drawer for a dagger. She thought there was one there. She hoped so.
George was picking his teeth with a stiletto. "Nice joint you got," he said, looking around. The drawer of one
of the filing cabinets hung off its rails. A roll of flypaper hung from the ceiling, covered with dirty specks. "You
wouldn't wanna lose it, huh?" said George.
"All this?" said Sidney. "I'd be devastated." They could torch the place for all she gave a damn. There wasn't
a lot invested in the furnishings. "Ross says you guys been bad," said George. He wandered into the
office and over to the file drawer. He studied it with apparent interest. "Sorry," said Sidney. There didn't seem
to be a dagger in the desk drawer after all. Nick had probably done something with it. Where the hell was
Nick, anyway? He should have been here hours ago.
"Ross just wants you to know," said George, turning back to face her. "Ross says he wants to be friends."
"I know about Ross," said Sidney.
George looked at her. "You don't know nothing," he said. With a sudden, brutal motion, he punched out the
glass in the door. The glass that said PRATCHITT & STOLLITT. It had cost them several shillings to get it
etched. Sidney winced.
"If you're going to rip up the place . . ." she said in a menacing tone.
"Friends help out friends," said George. "That's what Ross told me to say."
"Sure," said Sidney. "And we know who our friends are." George shrugged and disappeared.
Sidney slumped back in the chair. Damn.
Last week, she and Nick had robbed a house on Nob Island. They'd gotten away with a nice little box of
jewels. They hadn't fenced the goods through Ross Montiel, who controlled half the fences in this part of town.
He was obviously upset; he expected Sidney and Nick to take their business to him.
But she was damned if she'd work with the little scumbag. Maybe it was time to take on an honest proposition
or two. Lay low on the burglary. Where the hell was Nick, anyway?
A face peered in through broken glass. It bore an uncertain expression, red hair, and an unkempt beard. A lit
meerschaum pipe stuck out of the middle of it. "I say," it said. "Is there a Mr. Pratchitt or Mr. Stollitt about?"
"No," said Sidney. "I'm Stollitt."
"There must be some mistake," said the face. "Are you Mr. Stollitt's wife?"
"I'm Stollitt," she said. "Sidney Stollitt." The face's accent was aristocratic. It was probably connected to a
mark, Sidney thought. "Why don't you come in?"
"Ah," said Timaeus. "Thank you. Sidney's an unusual name for a girl, isn't it?" He turned the doorknob. It
came off in his hand. He stated at it for a moment, then pushed on the door, which opened. He came into the
office, set the knob on Sidney's desk, and looked around.
"No," said Sidney in complete defiance of the facts, "it's not." The mark wore a red tunic with gold trim. He
had sandals on his feet. HE was a little pudgy, not too old. The tunic and the pipe screamed fire mage. Sidney
hoped he didn't get upset. The building was a firetrap.
Timaeus was dismayed. This Stollitt wench looked tough enough, certainly. She had a long scar on one
cheek. Her black hair was tied back in a silver ring; it wouldn't get in the way in combat. She was lean and
moved as if she could fight.
But the office was dismal. The glass in the door was broken. There were holes in the plaster. There were
mouse droppings on the floor.
"What can I do for you?" asked Sidney, rising and motioning Timaeus toward a chair.
Timaeus sat on the chair gingerly. It hadn't been reupholstered within living memory. Horsehair stuck him
through his clothes. "I wish to engage
your services to assemble an expedition to venture into the depths of Cytorax Caverns," said Timaeus.
He wanted to go into the dungeon? What did she know about dungeons? She belonged in the city.
Still, anyone who wanted to go to Cytorax was clearly a fool. And you know what they say about fools and
their money. "I'm your woman," Sidney said.
II.
"What is all this crap?" asked Nicholas. He lay on an unmade bed, his boots off and his hands behind his head.
The morning sun slanted into the basement apartment. Clothes were strewn across the floor. On the rug in
the center of the room, Garni had assembled a veritable mountain of equipment.
"This?" said the dwarf, waving at the pile. "Yeah, that."
"The caverns are dangerous, young Nick. One must be prepared." "Prepared for a six-month siege?" There
were weapons, flasks, pouches of stuff, hand tools, boxes, torches, food, clothing, pieces of cloth. It looked,
Nick thought, like the odd lots from an estate sale. "It'd take a week just to catalog it all. You got anything to
eat?"
"Hardtack and pemmican." "Yuck," Nick said.
"It's all I can justify taking," said Garni. "I need the room for more important things."
"Like what?"
Garni picked up an item. "This."
"A mirror? What do you want a mirror for?" "I don't know. To see around corners, maybe."
"Yeah? I'd take a couple of roast chickens instead. How are you going to fit all this stuff in, anyway?" It was a
fair question. The pile stood higher than Garni.
Garni shrugged. He maneuvered objects into his pack, trying to fit everything into the smallest possible
space. He'd put something in the pack, move it around, decide it didn't fit precisely right, and try something
else. "I'll manage," he said.
Nick noticed a long pole sticking out of the pile. He pried it out; other objects slid and tumbled.
"Be careful!" Garni said.
"Sorry. You'll never get this in, anyway." It was more than double Garni's height.
"Yes, I will," said Garni, taking the pole. He disassembled it; it came apart into four segments.
"What is it?" asked Nick, as Garni strapped the segments to the side of the pack.
"An eleven-foot pole." "Why eleven feet?"
"There are some things I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole," said Garni.
Nick chuckled. "You really think all this stuff is necessary?"
"Some of it we may not use. But any of these things might save our lives."
"If you say so, Garni. Tell me something, though." "What?"
"How much does all this weigh?"
Garni hefted his pack. "I'd guess about a hundred pounds, all told." "You're really going to carry a hundred
pounds of kit into the caverns?" "Yes."
"I thought the whole point was to bring stuff out of the caverns. Treasure. Jewels. Magic items. How are you
going to carry anything out?" Garni ran his fingers through his beard and smiled. "You'll just have to
carry my share of the treasure, Nicholas."
It was morning in the city of Urf Durfal. The houseboy of the Inn of the Villein Impaled staggered out into
Roderick Square, carrying two buckets. In the center of the square stood the equestrian statue of Grand
Duke Roderick, father of the current ruler of the city; and around the statue was a fountain, spouting water
borne from the hills by the city's aqueducts. The houseboy went to the fountain and filled his buckets. The
floors of the inn badly needed mopping, as they did every morning: the inn's clientele tended to carouse in
particularly messy fashion—nor were they all capable of keeping down the rotgut the taproom served.
Around the square, merchants put up awnings to protect perishable merchandise from the fierce sun. The day
looked to be a hot one; there was nary a cloud in the sky. Except, perhaps, for a figurative cloud gathering
over the head of Sidney Stollitt.
She stood in the shadow of Roderick's statue. With her was a mule cart and a drover. The drover was
reclining with his straw hat pulled down over his eyes. Sidney, unable to contain herself, was pacing and
scanning the faces of passersby.
Dawn, she had said. And here it was half past seven.
Garni, at least, had been prompt. She'd sent him out after Father Thwaite; Timaeus had advanced them each
a small sum to purchase equipment, and Sidney was reasonably certain that the cleric had found a way to
turn his into booze. Garni was under orders to examine every body he found in the gutter. Odds were, one
was Thwaite.
Nicholas Pratchitt approached. He was wearing black leather-enough to turn a footpad's blade, but not heavy
enough to qualify as real armor. Sidney scowled; that might do for the city streets but was hardly appropriate
for a dungeon expedition. As he neared, she saw that he had circles under his blue eyes and his black hair
was mussed. He looked as if he hadn't slept all night. He was whistling a sprightly tune.
"Where the hell have you been?" snapped Sidney. "Am I late?" Nick asked unrepentently.
"Garni was here on time," Sidney said. "Garni's reliable. Garni keeps his commitments."
Nick winced. The unspoken corollary was that, since he shared a flat with Garni and had not appeared at the
same time as the dwarf, he'd spent the night elsewhere. In another bed. Someone else's bed. A bed, to
belabor the point, that was neither his own nor Sidney's. With some relief, he saw Kraki lumbering out of the
inn. The barbarian held a large mug of ale in one hand, which he drained in three neat gulps. "Hallo," he said.
"Ve go now?"
"You're late," said Sidney.
"Late?" said Kraki. He looked around. "Vhere is everybody?" "They're late, too," said Sidney.
Kraki shrugged. "Late," he said, "is if everybody else gets there first. So I not late." He raised his head and
sniffed. One of the vendors at the edge of the square had fired a charcoal grill and was cooking something.
"Am hungry," said Kraki, and lumbered away.
"Keep an eye on him," Sidney said to Nick. "Keep him out of trouble." Nick grinned at her and followed the
barbarian.
There was an explosion. A brilliant flash lit the square. Sidney Stollitt hit the ground and rolled across the
cobblestones into the cover of the rim around the fountain. The mules neighed and bucked; the drover came
alive and yanked at the reins. Muffled screams came from the merchants' stalls.
Timaeus d'Asperge, Magister Igniti, stood in the fountain. Smoke bil
lowed about him. The water hissed, quenching the flames of the explosion in which he had appeared.
"Good morning, Stollitt," he said, peering at her prone form over the lip of the fountain. "Sorry I'm late." He
stepped out of the fountain, shaking his legs.
Sidney sat up. "Is this how you usually get around?" she asked. "Because if it is, I may change my mind
about this deal."
Timaeus fumbled for his pipe in a mildly embarrassed way. "Mmm, well, no," he said. "Usually not.
Teleportation takes a certain amount of power. I wouldn't have used it, but . . . well, I overslept, I'm afraid,
and I was running a bit late. Where is everybody?"
"Good question," said Sidney, brushing herself off.
"There's no one here but you and me," Timaeus said, peering about petulantly.
"Nick and Kraki are over there," she said, pointing toward a vendor's awning. Timaeus looked nearsightedly
in that direction; he didn't see them but took her word for it.
"And what of the others? I commissioned you to assemble a group, and yet I find us standing here, two hours
after we were supposed to have departed, with nary a soul to be seen."
"You didn't show up," sneered Sidney. "Why should they?"
Timaeus colored. "As to that," he said, "I am financing this expedition, after all. My hirelings may expect to
wait on my presence; but I, hardly, on theirs. Now—"
"Hireling, am I?" said Sidney nastily.
"In a manner of . . . I say . . . is that the dwarf?"
Garni was trundling a wheelbarrow toward the statue. Thwaite lay in the barrow, legs flopping over the front,
his tonsured pate banging against the barrow's metal surface as the wheel bumped over stones. The cleric
was obviously unconscious.
"Here we are," said Garni cheerfully. "Ready to go?"
Timaeus stared at the brown-robed cleric, apparently dumbfounded. He stuck a finger into Thwaite's ribs
experimentally. "What's wrong with the man?" he inquired.
"He's unconscious," said Sidney.
"I can see that," said Timaeus. "Is he subject to regular fainting spells?" Garni chortled. "Yup," he said. "He
regularly faints when he's downed a hogshead or two of wine."
There was a long moment of silence. "Are you certain," Timaeus asked Sidney unhappily, "that this potted
priest is the only cleric you can find who will accompany us?"
"Look," Sidney said with irritation, "priests sit in temples and collect gold from suckers. Why go wander
around a hole in the ground looking for more gold? Especially when the hole is populated by nasty monsters
with large, pointy teeth. Sitting around's a lot easier. Finding a cleric willing to risk the caverns wasn't easy."
Timaeus sighed and shook his head.
"Thwaite's okay," said Garni. "When he's sober."
"Which, judging by available evidence, is never," said Timaeus. "Ah, well, ad praisens ova cras pullis sunt
meliora, as the poet says."
Charcoal smoke swirled into the air and an interesting aroma with it. Several little pastries warmed on a grill
over the brazier. The vendor turned them with his one good hand; the other arm ended in a cloth-bound
stump.
"What's your pleasure, good sirs?" said the vendor.
Kraki pointed to one of the pastries. "Vhat is that?" he asked. "Greep tart," grunted the vendor.
"Vhat?" said Kraki. "Vhat is greep?"
"Huh," said the man, waving his spatula. "You don't know what greeps are? Well, when the air goes chill . . ."
GREEP TART
"Well, when air goes chill and the leaves begin to turn, that's when the greep flocks gather. They turn, turn
above the painted leaves, wheeling in their thousands, their thousand thousands. The sky is dark with them,
the flocks, the many greeps. Their tiny call is magnified so that it becomes a constant honk, the cry of a god,
blanketing the woodland with the sound.
"I remember it still, that constant honk, that bleating, that call. . . . "We fled, my family and I, from our
homestead in the hills of Cordonia. Mayhap we lived foolishly close to the Eastern Realm, but our homestead
was old, ours for generations, and we farmed rich bottomland we would not readily abandon.
"But when the trolls began to move, we had no recourse but to flee, lest we be butchered as our neighbors
were. So we fled, fled into the Cordon Wood, with naught but the clothes on our backs and a tool or two. We
left our fields, our home, our comforts.
"The elves granted us refuge. They gave us acorn meal, and said that we might live within the wood if we so
wished. We were grateful, for we had nowhere else to go, no way to win our livelihood. But the conditions
they placed upon us, oh, the conditions were onerous.
"We were not to slay a single animal within the elvenwood, though there
were beavers in the streams and deer among the trees. We were not to cut a single tree, though we might
burn such branches as were already dead. Certain mushrooms and plants, also, were forbidden us; they
were too precious, we were told.
"They stood there in their merry green, their damnable big eyes twinkling, peering at us, and expecting us to
kowtow to them, our protectors; our benefactors.
"We could not sow a crop, for the earth lay in the shade of the trees, and no crop would grow on such ground.
We could not cut the trees to clear a field, for the elves forbade it. We gleaned a meager sustenance from the
forest-mushrooms, berries, acorns, and nuts. But the deer we could not touch, nor the squirrels, nor any of
the abundant life that flourished about our little hut.
"The winter was cruel. We cleared the forest round about of dead branches; each day, I was forced to forage
farther and father afield for tinder. And our tiny store of nuts and dried berries rapidly diminished.
"We lost our youngest child that winter, my wife too starved herself to nurse him adequately. And all of us
were lean.
"The spring brought some relief. Ferns sprang up anew, and herbs. We ate the tender shoots on the trees,
anything at all that we could stomach. Gradually, we regained some semblance of health, though always we
were hungry.
"But as the weather cooled toward autumn, and as the greeps gathered for their migration, we faced another
winter, a winter we knew we could not again survive. . . .
"In Alcala, they string nets among the trees. The greep flocks come down to rest and are caught. Then they
gut the birds and roast them. . . . In Alcala, the greep migration is a festival time, a time for celebration.
"But the elves would not countenance the death of a single bird.
"The flocks darkened the skies, and the honks rang counterpoint to the grumbles of my stomach, the
stomachs of my children. . . .
"And so I fashioned an awkward bow and strung it with my daughter's hair. I shot seven of the birds, seven
small birds, to feed us. And I made them into tarts.
"They were delicious. The gods' ambrosia cannot taste so fine. The flesh was sweet, satisfying, the finest
thing we had ever tasted.
"We slept well that night.
"But the following morning, the elf-lord came: He grinned up at me, his pointy ears poking beside his crown of
laurel, and told us we had been naughty.
"Then his soldiers took me and struck off my hand in punishment for my theft. For that is what the elves
termed it, a theft from nature, a violation of their covenant with my family.
"They drove us from the elvenwood. Perforce, we found our way to this city. Now, I make a meager living
selling my greep tarts and gain a meager measure of revenge from knowing that with each tart I sell, another
of the birds dies.
"Come, taste the flesh. It is sweet and delectable. There is no taste to compare with that of the greep, the
greeps that sweep the skies above the elvenwood, their numbers so great that they darken the sun."
"Is good," said Kraki. Nick shuddered. He'd nibbled on one tart, decided it had all the consistency and none of
the culinary attractions of stewed rat, and had offered the rest to an alley cat. The cat had given him a
contemptuous glare and had taken off for parts unknown.
"Are we all quite ready?' said Timaeus impatiently.
The drover clucked and the mule cart began to move, eastward into the sun, toward the Caverns of Cytorax.
The mouth of the caverns was blocked by a striped, red and white gate. To one side stood a small building.
The travellers entered it and followed the signs that pointed to the customs post.
Inside a small chamber, a bureaucrat wearing an elaborate and ill-fitting blue uniform sat on a stool. He
stamped Sidney's papers and motioned her on. Kraki walked up to the bureaucrat, who held out his hand.
"Your papers, sir?" said the bureaucrat.
Kraki yanked the official half over the counter. "LET ME PASS, PIG, OR YOU VILL TASTE THE BITE OF MY
STEEL!" he roared. His mighty thews bulged alarmingly.
"Let him down, Kraki," Sidney said.
"Guards! Guards!" screamed the bureaucrat, clawing at Kraki's hands. Kraki threw the official across the
room, whirled, and drew his sword. The side door smashed open. Soldiers poured in. "Drop the sword,
barbarian!" shouted one. They spread out along the walls, ringing the party.
"I am a free man!" shouted Kraki. "I vill not be herded like sheep! I spit on your papers!"
"Better do what he says, buddy," said Nick.
"No!" shouted Kraki. "I kill them all. Then ve go." "Impractical," said Timaeus.
"Come on, Kraki," said Sidney. "What happens when we come back?" Kraki glanced at her, then turned back
to keep an eye on the soldiers. "Hah?"
"We go in the caverns. We slay lots of monsters. We come back with piles of loot. We're tired and beaten
up-and we have to fight our way out through dozens and dozens of soldiers. Why not show him your papers,
huh, pal?"
Kraki thought about this for a moment, then sheathed his sword. The soldiers looked relieved. The bureaucrat
got up slowly, checking to make sure nothing was broken. "Don't got none," said Kraki sullenly.
There was silence for a moment.
"No papers?" said the bureaucrat. "That's impossible."
"In vild North, ve have no need for papers," insisted Kraki. "I say I am Kraki, son of Kronar; any who say
different, I kill for the lying cowards that they are. That is how ve identify ourselves in Northland!"
The bureaucrat cleared his throat. "Quite. However, all foreigners are issued letters of transit when they cross
the border."
"Yah?" said Kraki. "I valk across border. No vone give me papers. No vone stop me." He pulled his sword
about two inches out of its scabbard and let it fall back. "No vone try." He glared at the bureaucrat. "You vant
to try?"
"Er . . ."
"Surely, good sir," Timaeus intervened, "there are regulations to cover this eventuality. The discovery of an
undocumented alien within the Grand Duke's realm can hardly be an unique occurrence."
"Oh, yes," said the bureaucrat happily, "there is a . . . regulation . . ." His voice trailed off. An expression of
dismay passed across his face. He backed toward the soldiers.
"What is it?" asked Timaeus.
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