
black, a huge mane of dark hair and strikingly attractive features, but what usually impresses anyone
visiting the Avenging Axe for the first time is Makri's shape. Makri has plenty of shape—and her shape is
difficult to miss given the tiny chainmail bikini she wears while working as a barmaid. The purpose of this
of course is to earn tips from the dockers, sailors and mercenaries who make up most of Gurd's clientele.
The next thing people generally notice about Makri is the reddish, slightly dark hue of her skin. Makri
is one quarter Orc, and that means trouble. She's quarter Elf as well, which is fine in Turai, where
everyone likes Elves, but the Orc blood leads to all sorts of difficulties. Everyone in Turai hates the Orcs.
Though we are technically at peace with them now and have even signed a treaty and swapped
Ambassadors, you don't need too long a memory to recall the days when they were besieging the city.
All of which means that Makri's Orc blood is bad news in Turai. The drinkers in the tavern are fairly
used to it but Makri still wouldn't be allowed into a high-class tavern uptown, or various official buildings.
She is often insulted in the street. I'd worry about her more if it wasn't for the fact that she's probably the
most lethal fighter in Turai, if not the entire west. I've spent most of my life fighting, and I can't recall ever
meeting anyone more deadly with a sword, an axe, or anything that comes to hand.
Senator Mursius stares at her in surprise. There is an awkward silence.
"I've got pointed ears as well," says Makri, which is true, though they're usually hidden beneath her
huge mass of hair.
"Excuse me," says the Senator apologetically. He glances at the sword at her hip. "An Orc blade?"
Makri nods. "I brought it with me."
Mursius looks at it with interest. As a professional soldier he always was interested in weaponry.
"Fine work," he says with approval. "The Orcs are excellent armourers, whatever people say. Quite
as good as the best Human smiths. You say you brought it with you?"
"From the Orc gladiator pits. I used to fight there. Before I killed the Orc Lord who owned me,
slaughtered his entourage, escaped down a sheer cliff face and took a job as a barmaid instead."
"Interesting. Your attire seems hardly suitable for fighting, however."
"You're right," agrees Makri. "Only a fool would go fighting in a bikini. But it gets me tips. When I'm
on duty I hide the sword behind the bar." She departs downstairs.
"A very interesting woman," says Mursius. "Half Orc?"
"A quarter. Quarter Elf as well. And half Human, though that doesn't make her act like one."
The Senator studies me with interest. He's wondering if he wants to hire an Investigator who's having
a relationship with a quarter Orc. He needn't worry. I'm not having a relationship with Makri, or anyone
else for that matter. Haven't had one for a long time. I went off women when my wife left me for a young
Sorcerer's Apprentice some years ago. I took to drink instead. Actually I had taken to drink some time
before she left, but afterwards I had much more time for it.
"So, how can I help you?"
The Senator tells me that he has suffered from a theft at his country house further down the coast,
near to Ferai. Like any wealthy citizen, the Senator keeps a house in town and another in the country for
retiring to when the weather gets too intense.
"My losses are not great. There wasn't much money at the villa, but various works of art have gone
missing and I'd like them recovered. In particular I'd like you to find a painting which I hold very dear."
Remembering Mursius in his younger days, storming the Orc lines with a bloody sword in his hand, I
never figured him as an art lover. You can never tell with these aristocrats, though. Men of Mursius's
generation went naturally into war and fought bravely, but they learned their share of social graces as
well. There used to be a theory among the aristocratic class that it was important to enrich every aspect
of one's personality. But Turai was different in those days. Since the gold mines in the north started
producing wealth and the drug trade brought dwa in from the south, the city is both much richer and
much more corrupt. Today's young aristocrats spend their time in debauchery and bribe their way out of