
though.
It sat up straight in its chair. Then, with incredible speed and fluidity for one its size, it
brought itself to its full height, twelve feet, and towered over the intruder.
"Sit, Errtu," Lloth bade it, waving her hand impatiently. "I have not come to destroy you. "
A second growl issued from the proud tanar'ri, but Errtu made no move for Lloth,
understanding that she could easily do what she had just claimed she had not come here to do. Just
to salvage a bit of his pride, Errtu remained standing.
"Sit!" Lloth said suddenly, fiercely, and Errtu, before he registered the movement, found
himself back on the mushroom throne. Frustrated, he took up his whip and battered the sniveling
beast that groveled at his side.
"Why are you here, drow?" Errtu grumbled, his deep voice breaking into higher, crackling
whines, like fingernails on slate.
"You have heard the rumblings of the pantheon?" Lloth asked.
Errtu considered the question for a long moment. Of course he had heard that the gods of
the Realms were quarreling, stepping over each other in intrigue-laden power grabs and using
intelligent lesser creatures as pawns in their private games. In the Abyss, this meant that the
denizens, even greater tanar'ri such as Errtu, were often caught up in unwanted political
intrigue.
Which was exactly what Errtu figured, and feared, was happening here.
"A time of great strife is approaching," Lloth explained. "A time when the gods will pay for
their foolishness. "
Errtu chuckled, a grating, terrible sound. Lloth's red-glowing gaze fell over him scornfully.
"Why would such an event displease you, Lady of Chaos?" the fiend asked.
"This trouble will be beyond me," Lloth explained, deadly serious, "beyond us all. I will enjoy
watching the fools of the pantheon jostled about, stripped of their false pride, some perhaps even
slain, but any worshipped being who is not cautious will find herself caught in the trouble. "
"Lloth was never known for caution," Errtu put in dryly.
"Lloth was never a fool," the Spider Queen quickly replied.
Errtu nodded but sat quietly for a moment on his mushroom throne, digesting it all.
"What has this to do with me?" he asked finally, for tanar'ri were not worshipped, and, thus,
Errtu did not draw his powers from the prayers of any faithful.
"Menzoberranzan," Lloth replied, naming the fabled city of drow, the largest base of her
worshippers in all the Realms.
Errtu cocked his grotesque head.
"The city is in chaos already," Lloth explained.
"As you would have it," Errtu put in, and he snickered. "As you have arranged it. "
Lloth didn't refute that. "But there is danger," the beautiful drow went on. "If I am
caught in the troubles of the pantheon, the prayers of my priestesses will go unanswered. "
"Am I expected to answer them?" Errtu asked incredulously.
"The faithful will need protection. "
"I cannot go to Menzoberranzan!" Errtu roared suddenly, his outrage, the outrage of years
of banishment, spilling over. Menzoberranzan was a city of Faerun's Underdark, the great
labyrinth beneath the world's surface. But, though it was separated from the region of sunlight
by miles of thick rock, it was still a place of the Material Plane. Years ago, Errtu had been on that
plane, at the call of a minor wizard, and had stayed there in search of Crenshinibon, the Crystal
Shard, a mighty artifact, relic of a past and greater age of sorcery. The great tanar'ri had been
so close to the relic! He had entered the tower it had created in its image, and had worked with
its possessor, a pitiful human who would have died soon enough, leaving the fiend to his
coveted treasure. But then Errtu had met a dark elf, a renegade from Lloth's own flock, from
Menzoberranzan, the city she now apparently wanted him to protect!
Drizzt Do'Urden had defeated Errtu and, to a tanar'ri, a defeat on the Material Plane meant
a hundred years of banishment in the Abyss.
Now Errtu trembled visibly with rage, and Lloth took a step backward, preparing herself
in case the beast attacked before she could explain her offer. "You cannot go," she agreed, "but
your minions can. I will see that a gate is kept open, if all the priestesses of my domain must tend
it continually. "