Who’s calling who lazy?
Captain Future, Man of Tomorrow. God help us if that were true.
Ten minutes later a small ship shaped like an elongated teardrop rose from an
underground hangar on the lunar surface. It was the Comet, the superswift craft of the
Futuremen, known far and wide through the System as the swiftest ship in space.
-HAMILTON, Calling Captain Future(1940)
My name’s Rohr Furland. For better or worse, I’m a spacer, just like my father and his mother before him.
Call it family tradition. Grandma was one of the original beamjacks who helped build the first powersat in
Earth orbit before she immigrated to the Moon, where she conceived my dad as the result of a one-night
stand with some nameless moondog who was killed in a blowout only two days later. Dad grew up as an
unwanted child in Descartes Station; he ran away at eighteen and stowed away aboard a Skycorp freighter
to Earth, where he lived like a stray dog in Memphis before he got homesick and signed up with a Russian
company looking for native-born selenians. Dad got home in time to see Grandma through her last years,
fight in the Moon War on the side of the Pax Astra and, not incidentally, meet my mother, who was a
geologist at Tycho Station.
I was born in the luxury of a two-room apartment beneath Tycho on the first anniversary of the Pax’s
independence. I’m told that my dad celebrated my arrival by getting drunk on cheap luna wine and balling
the midwife who had delivered me. It’s remarkable that my parents stayed together long enough for me to
graduate from suit camp. Mom went back to Earth while Dad and I stayed on the Moon to receive the
benefits of full citizenship in the Pax: Class A oxygen cards, good for air even if we were unemployed and
dead broke. Which was quite often, in Dad’s case.
All of which makes me a mutt, a true son of a bastard, suckled on air bottles and moonwalking before I
was out of my diapers. On my sixteenth birthday, I was given my union card and told to get a job; two
weeks before my eighteenth birthday, the LEO shuttle that had just hired me as a cargo handler touched
down on a landing strip in Galveston, and with the aid of an exoskeleton I walked for the first time on
Earth. I spent one week there, long enough for me to break my right arm by falling on a Dallas sidewalk,
lose my virginity to an El Paso whore, and get one hell of a case of agoraphobia from all that wide-open
Texas landscape. Fuck the cradle of humanity and the horse it rode in on; I caught the next boat back to
the Moon and turned eighteen with a birthday cake that had no candles.
Twelve years later, I had handled almost every union job someone with my qualifications could hold-dock
slob, cargo grunt, navigator, life support chief, even a couple of second-mate assignments-on more vessels
than I could count, ranging from orbital tugs and lunar freighters to passenger shuttles and Apollo-class
ore haulers. None of these gigs had ever lasted much longer than a year; in order to guarantee equal
opportunity for all its members, the union shifted people from ship to ship, allowing only captains and
first-mates to remain with their vessels for longer than eighteen months. It was a hell of a system; by the
time you became accustomed to one ship and its captain, you were transferred to another ship and had to
learn all over again. Or, worse, you went without work for several months at a time, which meant hanging
around some spacer bar at Tycho Station or Descartes City, waiting for the local union rep to throw some
other guy out of his present assignment and give you his job.
It was a life, but it wasn’t much of a living. I was thirty years old and still possessed all my fingers and
toes, but had precious little money in the bank. After fifteen years of hard work, the nearest thing I had to
a permanent address was the storage locker in Tycho where I kept my few belongings. Between jobs, I
lived in union hostels on the Moon or the elfives, usually occupying a bunk barely large enough to swing
either a cat or a call-girl. Even the whores lived better than I did; sometimes I’d pay them just to let me