
nervous. He drank again to settle his nerves. "Lass, it's a noble thought, a warrior's thought, but it'll never
work. If ye're not caught when ye bathe, ye'll be turning into a woman—"
"I can hide all that—with your help. If I can't, I'll disappear."
"Yer father will have my hide!"
She made a face. "Father doesn't care about anything but his scrolls." She drew a breath. "Coram, I'm
being nice. Thom wouldn't be this nice. D'you want to see things that aren't there for the next ten years? I
can work that, you know. Remember when Cook was going to tell Father who ate the cherry tarts? Or
the time Godmother tried to get Father to marry her?"
Coram turned pale. The afternoon the tarts were discovered missing, Cook started to see large, hungry
lions following him around the kitchens.
Lord Alan never heard about the missing tarts. When the twins' godmother came to Trebond to snare
Lord Alan as her next husband, she had fled after only three days, claiming the castle was haunted.
"Ye wouldn't," Coram whispered. He had always suspected that the twins had been behind Cook's
hallucinations and Lady Catherine's ghosts, but he had kept those thoughts to himself. Cook gave himself
airs, and Lady Catherine was cruel to her servants.
Seeing she had struck a nerve, Alanna changed tactics. "Thom can't shoot for beans, and I can. Thom
wouldn't be a credit to you. I will, I think. You said yourself a grown man can't skin a rabbit faster'n me."
She fed her last piece of bread to Chubby and looked at Coram with huge, pleading eyes. "Let's ride on.
If you feel the same in the morning, we can turn back." She crossed her fingers as she lied. She had no
intention of returning to Trebond. "Just don't rush. Father won't know till it's too late."
Coram swigged again from the skin, getting up shakily. He mounted, watching the girl. They rode silently
while Coram thought, and drank.
The threat about making him see things didn't worry him much. Instead he thought of Thom's
performance in archery—it was enough to make a soldier cry. Alanna was much quicker than her
brother. She rarely tired, even hiking over rough country. She had a feel for the fighting arts, and that was
something that never could be learned. She was also as stubborn as a mule.
Because he was absorbed in his thoughts, Coram never saw the wood-snake glide across the road.
Alanna—and Coram's horse—spotted the slithery creature in the same second. The big gelding reared,
almost throwing his master. Chubby stopped dead in the road, surprised by these antics. Coram yelled
and fought to hold on as his mount bucked frantically, terrified by the snake. Alanna never stopped to
think. She threw herself from Chubby's saddle and grabbed for Coram's reins with both hands. Dodging
the gelding's flying hooves frantically, she used all her strength and weight to pull the horse down before
Coram fell and broke his neck.
The gelding, more surprised than anything else by the new weight on his reins, dropped to all fours. He
trembled as Alanna stroked his nose, whispering comforting words. She dug in a pocket and produced
an apple for the horse, continuing to pet him until his shaking stopped.
When Alanna looked up, Coram was watching her oddly. She had no way of knowing that he was
imagining what Thom would have done in similar circumstances: her twin would have left Coram to fend
for himself. Coram knew the kind of courage it took to calm a large, bucking horse. It was the kind of
courage a knight needed in plenty. Even so, Alanna was a girl. . . .
By the time they arrived at the wayhouse, Coram was very drunk. The innkeeper helped him to bed
while his wife fussed over "the poor wee lad." In her bed that night, Alanna listened to Coram's snores
with a wide grin on her lips. Maude had managed to fill the wineskin with Lord Alan's best brandy,
hoping her old friend might be more open to reason if his joints were well oiled.
Coram awoke the next morning with the worst hangover he had ever had. He moaned as Alanna entered
his room.
"Don't walk so loud," he begged. Alanna handed him a steaming mug. "Drink. Maude says this makes
you feel better every time." The man drank deeply, gasping as the hot liquid burned down his throat. But
in the end, he did feel better. He swung his feet to the floor, gently rubbing his tender skull. "I need a
bath."
Alanna pointed to the bath already waiting in the corner.