Varley, John - Press Enter

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PRESS ENTER
by John Varley
"This is a recording. Please do not hang up until-"
I slammed the phone down so hard it fell onto the floor. Then I stood
there, dripping wet and shaking with anger. Eventually, the phone started
to make that buzzing noise they make when a receiver is off the hook. It's
twenty times as loud as any sound a phone can normally make, and I
always wondered why. As though it was such a terrible disaster:
"Emergency! Your telephone is off the hook!!!"
Phone answering machines are one of the small annoyances of life.
Confess, do you really like talking to a machine? But what had just
happened to me was more than a petty irritation. I had just been called by
an automatic dialing machine.
They're fairly new. I'd been getting about two or three such calls a
month. Most of them come from insurance companies. They give you a
two-minute spiel and then a number to call if you are interested. (I called
back, once, to give them a piece of my mind, and was put on hold,
complete with Muzak.) They use lists. I don't know where they get them.
I went back to the bathroom, wiped water droplets from the plastic
cover of the library book, and carefully lowered myself back into the
water. It was too cool. I ran more hot water and was just getting my blood
pressure back to normal when the phone rang again.
So I sat there through fifteen rings, trying to ignore it.
Did you ever try to read with the phone ringing?
On the sixteenth ring I got up. I dried off, put on a robe, walked slowly
and deliberately into the living room. I stared at the phone for a while.
On the fiftieth ring I picked it up.
"This is a recording. Please do not hang up until the message has been
completed. This call originates from the house of your next-door
neighbor, Charles Kluge. It will repeat every ten minutes. Mister Kluge
knows he has not been the best of neighbors, and apologizes in advance
for the inconvenience. He requests that you go immediately to his house.
The key is under the mat. Go inside and do what needs to be done. There
will be a reward for your services. Thank you."
Click. Dial tone.
I'm not a hasty man. Ten minutes later, when the phone rang again. I
was still sitting there thinking it over. I picked up the receiver and listened
carefully.
It was the same message. As before, it was not Kluge's voice. It was
something synthesized, with all the human warmth of a Speak'n'Spell.
I heard it out again, and cradled the receiver when it was done.
I thought about calling the police. Charles Kluge had lived next door to
me for ten years. In that time I may have had a dozen conversations with
him, none lasting longer than a minute. I owed him nothing.
I thought about ignoring it. I was still thinking about that when the
phone rang again. I glanced at my watch. Ten minutes. I lifted the receiver
and put it right back down.
I could disconnect the phone. It wouldn't change my life radically.
But in the end I got dressed and went out the front door, turned left,
and walked toward Kluge's property.
My neighbor across the street, Hal Lanier, was out mowing the lawn.
He waved to me, and I waved back. It was about seven in the evening of a
wonderful August day. The shadows were long. There was the smell of
cut grass in the air. I've always liked that smell. About time to cut my own
lawn, I thought.
It was a thought Kluge had never entertained. His lawn was brown and
knee-high and choked with weeds.
I rang the bell. When nobody came I knocked. Then I sighed, looked
under the mat, and used the key I found there to open the door.
"Kluge?" I called out as I stuck my head in.
I went along the short hallway, tentatively, as people do when unsure of
their welcome. The drapes were drawn, as always, so it was dark in there,
but in what had once been the living room ten television screens gave
more than enough light for me to see Kluge. He sat in a chair in front of a
table, with his face pressed into a computer keyboard and the side of his
head blown away.
Hal Lanier operates a computer for the L.A.P.D., so I told him what I
had found and he called the police. We waited together for the first car to
arrive. Hal kept asking if I'd touched anything, and I kept telling him no,
except for the front door knob.
An ambulance arrived without the siren. Soon there were police all over,
and neighbors standing out in their yards or talking in front of Kluge's
house. Crews from some of the television stations arrived in time to get
pictures of the body, wrapped in a plastic sheet, being carried out. Men
and women came and went. I assumed they were doing all the standard
police things, taking fingerprints, collecting evidence. I would have gone
home, but had been told to stick around.
Finally I was brought in to see Detective Osborne, who was in charge
of the case. I was led into Kluge's living room. All the television screens
were still turned on. I shook hands with Osborne. He looked me over
before he said anything. He was a short guy, balding. He seemed very
tired until he looked at me. Then, though nothing really changed in his
face, he didn't look tired at all.
"You're Victor Apfel?" he asked. I told him I was. He gestured at the
room. "Mister Apfel, can you tell if anything has been taken from this
room?"
I took another look around, approaching it as a puzzle.
There was a fireplace and there were curtains over the windows. There
was a rug on the floor. Other than those items, there was nothing else you
would expect to find in a living room.
All the walls were lined with tables, leaving a narrow aisle down the
middle. On the tables were monitor screens, keyboards, disc drives-all the
glossy bric-a-brac of the new age. They were interconnected by thick
cables and cords. Beneath the tables were still more computers, and
boxes full of electronic items. Above the tables were shelves that reached
the ceiling and were stuffed with boxes of tapes, discs, cartridges… there
was a word for it which I couldn't recall just then. It was software.
"There's no furniture, is there? Other than that…"
He was looking confused.
"You mean there was furniture here before?"
"How would I know?" Then I realized what the misunderstanding was.
"Oh. You thought I'd been here before. The first time I ever set foot in
this room was about an hour ago."
He frowned, and I didn't like that much.
"The medical examiner says the guy had been dead about three hours.
How come you came over when you did, Victor?"
I didn't like him using my first name, but didn't see what I could do
about it. And I knew I had to tell him about the phone call.
He looked dubious. But there was one easy way to check it out, and we
did that. Hal and Osborne and I and several others trooped over to my
house. My phone was ringing as we entered.
Osborne picked it up and listened. He got a very sour expression on his
face. As the night wore on, it just got worse and worse.
We waited ten minutes for the phone to ring again. Osborne spent the
time examining everything in my living room. I was glad when the phone
rang again. They made a recording of the message, and we went back to
Kluge's house.
Osborne went into the back yard to see Kluge's forest of antennas. He
looked impressed.
"Mrs. Madison down the street thinks he was trying to contact
Martians," Hal said, with a laugh. "Me, I just thought he was stealing
HBO." There were three parabolic dishes. There were six tall masts, and
some of those things you see on telephone company buildings for
transmitting microwaves.
Osborne took me to the living room again. He asked me to describe
what I had seen. I didn't know what good that would do, but I tried.
"He was sitting in that chair, which was here in front of this table. I saw
the gun on the floor. His hand was hanging down toward it.''
"You think it was suicide?"
"Yes, I guess I did think that." I waited for him to comment but he
didn't. "Is that what you think?"
He sighed. "There wasn't any note."
"They don't always leave notes," Hal pointed out.
"No, but they do often enough that my nose starts to twitch when they
don't." He shrugged. "It's probably nothing."
"That phone call," I said. "That might be a kind of suicide note."
Osborne nodded. "Was there anything else you noticed?"
I went to the table and looked at the keyboard. It was made by Texas
Instruments, model TI-99/4A. There was a large bloodstain on the right
side of it, where his head had been resting.
"Just that he was sitting in front of this machine." I touched a key, and
the monitor screen behind the keyboard immediately filled with words. I
quickly drew my hand back, then stared at the message there.
PROGRAM NAME: GOODBYE REAL WORLD
DATE: 8/20
CONTENTS: LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT; MISC.
FEATURES
PROGRAMMER: "CHARLES KLUGE"
TO RUN PRESS ENTER
The black square at the end flashed on and off. Later I learned it was
called a cursor.
Everyone gathered around. Hal, the computer expert, explained how
many computers went blank after ten minutes of no activity, so the words
wouldn't be burned into the television screen. This one had been green
until I touched it, then displayed black letters on a blue background.
"Has this console been checked for prints?" Osborne asked.
Nobody seemed to know, so Osborne took a pencil and used the
eraser to press the ENTER key.
The screen cleared, stayed blue for a moment, then filled with little
ovoid shapes that started at the top of the screen and descended like rain.
There were hundreds of them in many colors.
"Those are pills," one of the cops said, in amazement. "Look, that's
gotta be a Quaalude. There's a Nembutal." Other cops pointed out other
pills. I recognized the distinctive red stripe around the center of a white
capsule that had to be a Dilantin. I had been taking them every day for
years.
Finally the pills stopped falling, and the damn thing started to play
music at us. "Nearer My God To Thee," in three-part harmony.
A few people laughed. I don't think any of us thought it was funny-it
was creepy as hell listening to that eerie dirge- but it sounded like it had
been scored for penny whistle, calliope, and kazoo. What could you do
but laugh?
As the music played, a little figure composed entirely of squares
entered from the left of the screen and jerked spasti-cally toward the
center. It was like one of those human figures from a video game, but not
as detailed. You had to use your imagination to believe it was a man.
A shape appeared in the middle of the screen. The "man" stopped in
front of it. He bent in the middle, and something that might have been a
chair appeared under him.
"What's that supposed to be?"
"A computer. Isn't it?"
It must have been, because the little man extended his arms, which
jerked up and down like Liberace at the piano. He was typing. The words
appeared above him.
SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE I MISSED SOMETHING. I SIT
HERE, NIGHT AND DAY, A SPIDER IN THE CENTER OF A
COAXIAL WEB, MASTER OF ALL I SURVEY… AND IT IS NOT
ENOUGH. THERE MUST BE MORE.
ENTER YOUR NAME HERE
"Jesus Christ," Hal said. "I don't believe it. An interactive suicide note."
"Come on, we've got to see the rest of this."
I was nearest the keyboard, so I leaned over and typed my name. But
when I looked up, what I had typed was VICT9R.
"How do you back this up?" I asked.
"Just enter it," Osborne said. He reached around me and pressed enter.
DO YOU EVER GET THAT FEELING, VICT9R? YOU HAVE
WORKED ALL YOUR LIFE TO BE THE BEST THERE IS AT WHAT
YOU DO, AND ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP TO WONDER WHY
YOU ARE DOING IT? THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR MORE, VICT9R? Y/NB
The message rambled from that point. Kluge seemed to be aware of it,
apologetic about it, because at the end of each forty-or fifty-word
paragraph the reader was given the Y/N option.
I kept glancing from the screen to the keyboard, remembering Kluge
slumped across it. I thought about him sitting here alone, writing this.
He said he was despondent. He didn't feel like he could go on. He was
taking too many pills (more of them rained down the screen at this point),
and he had no further goal. He had done everything he set out to do. We
didn't understand what he meant by that. He said he no longer existed. We
thought that was a figure of speech.
ARE YOU A COP, VICT9R? IF YOU ARE NOT, A COP WILL BE
HERE SOON. SO TO YOU OR THE COP: I WAS NOT SELLING
NARCOTICS. THE DRUGS IN MY BEDROOM WERE FOR MY
OWN PERSONAL USE. I USED A LOT OF THEM. AND NOW I
WILL NOT NEED THEM ANYMORE.
PRESS ENTER
Osborne did, and a printer across the room began to chatter, scaring
the hell out of all of us. I could see the carriage zipping back and forth,
printing in both directions, when Hal pointed at the screen and shouted.
"Look! Look at that!"
The compugraphic man was standing again. He faced us. He had
something that had to be a gun in his hand, which he now pointed at his
head.
"Don't do it!" Hal yelled.
The little man didn't listen. There was a denatured gunshot sound, and
the little man fell on his back. A line of red dripped down the screen. Then
the green background turned to blue, the printer shut off, and there was
nothing left but the little black corpse lying on its back and the word
**DONE** at the bottom of the screen.
I took a deep breath, and glanced at Osborne. It would be an
understatement to say he did not look happy.
"What's this about drugs in the bedroom?" he said.
We watched Osborne pulling out drawers in dressers and bedside
tables. He didn't find anything. He looked under the bed, and in the closet.
Like all the other rooms in the house, this one was full of computers.
Holes had been knocked in walls for the thick sheaves of cables.
I had been standing near a big cardboard drum, one of several in the
room. It was about thirty gallon capacity, the kind you ship things in. The
lid was loose, so I lifted it. I sort of wished I hadn't.
"Osborne," I said. "You'd better look at this."
The drum was lined with a heavy-duty garbage bag. And it was
two-thirds full of Quaaludes.
They pried the lids off the rest of the drums. We found drums of
amphetamines, of Nembutals, of Valium. All sorts of things.
With the discovery of the drugs a lot more police returned to the scene.
With them came the television camera crews.
In all the activity no one seemed concerned about me, so I slipped back
to my own house and locked the door. From time to time I peeked out the
curtains. I saw reporters interviewing the neighbors. Hal was there, and
seemed to be having a good time. Twice crews knocked on my door, but
I didn't answer. Eventually they went away.
I ran a hot bath and soaked in it for about an hour. Then I turned the
heat up as high as it would go and got in bed, under the blankets.
I shivered all night.
* # *
Osborne came over about nine the next morning. I let him in, Hai
followed, looking very unhappy. I realized they had been up all night. I
poured coffee for them.
"You'd better read this first," Osborne said, and handed me the sheet
of computer printout. I unfolded it, got out my glasses, and started to
read.
It was in that awful dot-matrix printing. My policy is to throw any such
trash into the fireplace, un-read, but I made an exception this time.
It was Kluge's will. Some probate court was going to have a lot of fun
with it.
He stated again that he didn't exist, so he could have no relatives. He
had decided to give all his worldly property to somebody who deserved
it. But who was deserving? Kluge wondered. Well, not Mr. and Mrs.
Perkins, four houses down the street. They were child abusers. He cited
court records in Buffalo and Miami, and a pending case locally.
Mrs. Radnor and Mrs. Polonski, who lived across the street from each
other five houses down, were gossips.
The Andersons' oldest son was a car thief.
Marian Flores cheated on her high school algebra tests.
There was a guy nearby who was diddling the city on a freeway
construction project. There was one wife in the neighborhood who made
out with door-to-door salesmen, and two having affairs with men other
than their husbands. There was a teenage boy who got his girlfriend
pregnant, dropped her, and bragged about it to his friends.
There were no fewer than nineteen couples in the immediate area who
had not reported income to the IRS, or who had padded their deductions.
Kluge's neighbors in back had a dog that barked all night.
Well, I could vouch for the dog. He'd kept me awake often enough. But
the rest of it was crazy! For one thing, where did a guy with two hundred
gallons of illegal narcotics get the right to judge his neighbors so harshly? I
mean, the child abusers were one thing, but was it right to tar a whole
family because their son stole cars? And for another… how did he know
some of this stuff?
But there was more. Specifically, four philandering husbands. One was
Harold "Hal" Lanier, who for three years had been seeing a woman named
Toni Jones, a co-worker at the L.A.P.D. Data Processing facility. She was
pressuring him for a divorce; he was "waiting for the right time to tell his
wife."
I glanced up at Hal. His red face was all the confirmation I needed.
Then it hit me. What had Kluge found out about me?
I hurried down the page, searching for my name. I found it in the last
paragraph.
"… for thirty years Mr. Apfel has been paying for a mistake he did not
even make. I won't go so far as to nominate him for sainthood, but by
default-if for no other reason-I hereby leave all deed and title to my real
property and the structure thereon to Victor Apfel."
I looked at Osborne, and those tired eyes were weighing me.
"But I don't want it!"
"Do you think this is the reward Kluge mentioned in the phone call?"
"It must be," I said. "What else could it be?"
Osborne sighed, and sat back in his chair. "At least he didn't try to
leave you the drugs. Are you still saying you didn't know the guy?"
"Are you accusing me of something?"
He spread his hands. "Mister Apfel, I'm simply asking a question.
You're never one hundred percent sure in a suicide. Maybe it was a
murder. If it was, you can see that, so far, you're the only one we know of
that's gained by it."
"He was almost a stranger to me."
He nodded, tapping his copy of the computer printout. I looked back
at my own, wishing it would go away.
"What's this… mistake you didn't make?"
I was afraid that would be the next question.
"I was a prisoner of war in North Korea," I said.
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