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Princess Gigunda always took Jamie for lessons. She was a huge woman, taller than Daddy, with
frowzy hair and big bare feet and a crown that could never be made to sit straight on her head.
She was homely, with a mournful face that was ugly and endearing at the same time. As she shuffled
along with Jamie to his lessons, Princess Gigunda complained about the way her feet hurt, and
about how she was a giant and unattractive, and how she would never be married.
"I'll marry you when I get bigger," Jamie said loyally, and the Princess's homely face
screwed up into an expression of beaming pleasure.
Jamie had different lessons with different people. Mrs. Winkle, down at the little red brick
schoolhouse, taught him his ABCs. Coach Toad-- who was one-- taught him field games, where he
raced and jumped and threw against various people and animals. Mr. McGillicuddy, a pleasant
whiskered fat man who wore red sleepers with a trapdoor in back, showed him his magic globe. When
Jamie put his finger anywhere on the globe, trumpets began to sound, and he could see what was
happening where he was pointing, and Mr. McGillicuddy would take him on a tour and show him
interesting things. Buildings, statues, pictures, parks, people. "This is Nome," he would say.
"Can you say Nome?"
"Nome," Jamie would repeat, shaping his mouth around the unfamiliar word, and Mr.
McGillicuddy would smile and bob his head and look pleased.
If Jamie did well on his lessons, he got extra time with the Whirlikins, or at the Zoo, or
with Mr. Fuzzy or in Pandaland. Until the dinner bell rang, and it was time to go home.
Jamie did well with his lessons almost every day.
When Princess Gigunda took him home from his lessons, Mister Jeepers would fly from the
ridgepole to meet him, and tell him that his family was ready to see him. And then Momma and Daddy
and Becky would wave from the windows of the house, and he would run to meet them.
Once, when he was in the living room telling his family about his latest trip through Mr.
McGillicuddy's magic globe, he began skipping about with enthusiasm, and waving his arms like a
Whirlikin, and suddenly he noticed that no one else was paying attention. That Momma and Daddy and
Becky were staring at something else, their faces frozen in different attitudes of polite
attention.
Jamie felt a chill finger touch his neck.
"Momma?" Jamie said. "Daddy?" Momma and Daddy did not respond. Their faces didn't move.
Daddy's face was blurred strangely, as if it been caught in the middle of movement.
"Daddy?" Jamie came close and tried to tug at his father's shirt sleeve. It was hard, like
marble, and his fingers couldn't get a purchase at it. Terror blew hot in his heart.
"Daddy?" Jamie cried. He tried to tug harder. "Daddy! Wake up!" Daddy didn't respond. He ran
to Momma and tugged at her hand. "Momma! Momma!" Her hand was like the hand of a statue. She
didn't move no matter how hard Jamie pulled.
"Help!" Jamie screamed. "Mister Jeepers! Mr. Fuzzy! Help my Momma!" Tears fell down his face
as he ran from Becky to Momma to Daddy, tugging and pulling at them, wrapping his arms around
their frozen legs and trying to pull them toward him. He ran outside, but everything was curiously
still. No wind blew. Mister Jeepers sat on the ridgepole, a broad smile fixed as usual to his
face, but he was frozen, too, and did not respond to Jamie's calls.
Terror pursued him back into the house. This was far worse than anything that had happened to
him in the hospital, worse even than the pain. Jamie ran into the living room, where his family
stood still as statues, and then recoiled in horror. A stranger had entered the room-- or rather
just parts of a stranger, a pair of hands encased in black gloves with strange silver circuit
patterns on the backs, and a strange glowing opalescent face with a pair of wraparound dark
glasses drawn across it like a line.
"Interface crashed, all right," the stranger said, as if to someone Jamie couldn't see.
Jamie gave a scream. He ran behind Momma's legs for protection.
"Oh shit," the stranger said. "The kid's still running."
He began purposefully moving his hands as if poking at the air. Jamie was sure that it was
some kind of terrible attack, a spell to turn him to stone. He tried to run away, tripped over
Becky's immovable feet and hit the floor hard, and then crawled away, the hall rug bunching up
under his hands and knees as he skidded away, his own screams ringing in his ears...
... He sat up in bed, shrieking. The cool night tingled on his skin. He felt Selena's hand on
his forehead, and he jerked away with a cry.
"Is something wrong?" came Selena's calm voice. "Did you have a bad dream?" Under the glowing
crescent on her brow, Jamie could see the concern in her eyes.
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