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Star Anchored, Star Angered
Suzette Haden Elgin
Contents
Chapter One.3
Chapter Two.10
Chapter Three.15
Chapter Four20
Chapter Five.25
Chapter Six.32
Chapter Seven.36
Chapter Eight39
Chapter Nine.41
Chapter Ten.46
Chapter Eleven.49
Chapter Twelve.50
Chapter Thirteen.53
Chapter Fourteen.56
Chapter Fifteen.60
Chapter Sixteen.64
Chapter One
Even when the evidence had become overwhelming, supported by so many sets of statistics and so
many superbly motivated arguments that there was no ground left to stand on, teachers refused to accept
the obvious truth—that they were not needed in the classroom. With the perfection of inexpensive
two-way cable television in the 1970s even their baby-sitting function ceased to have value. The sad
result was the infamous Teachers Riots of 2002, in which hundreds of teachers and administrators died
and thousands more suffered serious injury.
(It is of course important to remember that "teacher," as it was used during the Industrial Age of Old
Earth and well into the beginning of the Electronic Age, did not have in any but the most general sense the
meaning that we give the word "Teacher" today.)
—Encyclopedia Galactica Fifth Edition, Volume V, p. 1134
Harvard was so exceedingly small an asteroid that its curvature was obvious at all times. Like standing
on a well-landscaped billiard ball. Coyote was not quite willing to admit that it made him nervous; on the
other hand, in spite of all scientific adjustments that eliminated sensations of motion, equalized gravity, and
generally kept the thing suitable forPlanet & Asteroid , he had the uncomfortable sensation that it ought
to be easy to fall off of. The trees, for example, had a decided tilt. Those at a distance tilted away from
him.
"This world," he said to nobody, "is not flat. It is round." As was of course true of all worlds with which
he was familiar, but on none of the others had he longed for a safety line.
The Student who had come up behind him must have been used to this reaction. He greeted Coyote
from a distance obviously intended not to startle the already-uneasy visitor.
"After a day or two, Citizen Jones," he said soothingly, "you get used to it and it seems just as big as any
other place you've ever lived. All a matter of perception, you know."
"I find that hard to believe," Coyote grumbled. He grabbed his beard, for want of anything else to hold
on to, and tugged at it ferociously.
"It's true, though," said the Student, smiling at Coyote as his visitor turned—carefully—to face him.
"Unfortunately, since your visit is to be so brief, you won't have a chance to put my claim to the test."
"You're a kind of official greeting committee," Coyote said.
"A committee of one, Citizen. Here to welcome you to Multiversity Two. May your visit be productive."
Coyote had discovered that there was a certain angle, just beyond the Student's shoulder, at which he
could fix his eyes without being able to see the horizon. He looked fixedly at the spot and tried smiling
back.
"It's all right to be scared, you know," said the Student gently. "People always are. Why don't we go
indoors where you can be more comfortable?"
"How much more ... outdoors ... is there?"
The Student waved a vague arm to the left, then to the right. "Just a park," he said. "A small waterfall,
run by solar energy. An artificial lake for swimming. A few gardens."
Coyote braced himself, took his eyes away from the security spot, and looked around. Trees. Flowering
hedges. Paths leading away, all leading downhill, under more trees. Wildflowers, mostly Old Earth
varieties so far as he could tell, waving in tilted banks of purple, white, and gold.
"It's pretty," he said. "Prettier than Mars-Central. But I think you need guard rails all around it."
The Student grinned. "You'll come inside, then?"
Coyote nodded. "Please."
Ahead of them was a half-circle of large domes, connected by a tubular corridor, all of it the blinding
white of pyroceramic, and relieved by no decoration whatsoever. Whoever had designed this institution
of learning had not wanted anyone to be confused by its appearance.
"This," said the Student, leading the way toward the nearest of the domes, "is the College of Religious
Science. There are one hundred and thirty Students living here."
"Why so many?"
The Student shrugged. "Religious Science is a popular major right now," he said.
"Any special reason for that, you think?"
He smiled, and Coyote realized that he was a very handsome young man in spite of the bizarre
outfit—consisting entirely of pseudo-tattoos—that he was wearing. It wasn't easy to disregard the dozens
of tattoos of yellow roses the Student had seen fit to apply to his person ... wreaths and garlands and
swags and sprays of them, complete with leaves, thorns, and tastefully executed bees. The fact that his
skin was a rich dark brown helped; Coyote assumed that white-skinned Students stuck to red roses. Out
of the small spray that circled the Student's eyes and trailed artistically down his nose and over his chin
looked a fine honest face, with brown eyes, a good mouth, and high strong cheekbones. All hidden
among the foliage.
"Fads in majors come and go," he was saying. "Just like they do in anything else."
"Clothes, for example," Coyote observed, following him along the corridor that circled the domes.
"Clothes?"
"Mm-hmm."
"You should see some of the others."
"What?"
"If you think I'm strangely dressed, Citizen, you should see some of the others."
"It doesn't bother you to have a bee crawling up your penis?"
"What bee?"
Coyote pointed.
"That's only a tattoo, Citizen, it's not alive."
Coyote shuddered. "It would make me nervous," he said, and was rewarded by hearty laughter that
indicated to him what a funny fellow he was. Him and his conservative navy blue loincloth. With a narrow
white pinstripe.
He couldn't decide exactly what he thought of this corridor they were following. It showed no signs of
the reckless expenditure of taxpayers' money that had been mentioned to him in his briefing for this
mission. Bare synthowood floors, and rather poor imitations of washed pine, if he was any judge. Light
globes suspended in suitable places. Banks of plants, an occasional sculpture flickering in a niche.
Nothing ostentatious. Nothing to indicate that this was the dwelling-place of hundreds of the most brilliant
citizens of the Three Galaxies.
"Where is the Dean's office?" he said abruptly, tearing his eyes away from a mobile that seemed
determined to turn his head inside out. "I'd like to get this over with."
"Certainly, Citizen Jones," the Student said. "Follow the corridor on round, and you'll come to Room
Thirty-nine—that's Citizen Dean O'Halloran's quarters. She's expecting you."
"Thank you, Citizen Student."
"Not at all. I'm pleased to have met you—it's not every day, after all, that one meets a specialist in
Twentieth-Century Ballads."
"The Dean has wide interests," said Coyote carefully, and was rewarded with an enthusiastic nod from
his guide.
"I wonder ... " said the Student.
"Yes?"
"Could I ask you a personal question?"
"There still are some?" Coyote's eyebrows went up, and he waited, but he kept on walking.
"Is it true that you own a guitar made of real Old Earth wood, Citizen Jones? That's what they told us,
but Student news sources are not always as trustworthy as they might be."
"It's true," said Coyote. "My guitar is rosewood. Real rosewood, not synthowood."
"Ah," sighed the Student. "Now, that's impressive. That is impressive. Perhaps some of us could see it
later, when you've finished speaking with the Dean. Or perhaps you don't have time ... "
Coyote shrugged. "If you want to see it," he said, "just go look. It's in my flyer, in a case behind the
pilot's seat. Be careful, though."
"Just like that?"
"Well? Are you likely to destroy it as a protest against the eating of pork on Blythe-6 or something of
that kind?"
The blossoms and leaves leaped around the young man's eyes, registering his outrage spectacularly.
"Certainly not," he snapped.
"Then please help yourself," said Coyote. "And your friends as well. Carefully."
The Student actually bowed. Coyote hadn't seen anyone bow since he had had the good fortune to
leave the planet Abba, that bastion of sexism and antiquated etiquette, for the last time. But he managed
to bow back, and continued toward #39. The Student did seem to him to be a little odd, but not as odd
as the articles in the news would have you believe. And, so far as that went, if you knew that you were
one of the elitist of all elite, second in rarity only to the Communipaths themselves, one of one thousand
chosen out of countless billions of prospects, surely you had a right to get a little scramble-brained about
it. Common motif in Twentieth-Century Ballads was the rose-covered cottage; now we find ourselves
with rose-covered Students. Time marches, of course, on.
The door of #39 had no palm-screen, no electronic eye, only a bare surface. He considered it a
moment, and then knocked, at which it slid open without a sound. He stepped over the threshold and
almost broke his neck.
Nobody, including the be-flowered and be-mannered Student, had bothered to warn him that there
were three steps down to be negotiated on the other side of the door. Just like intellectuals to put steps in
a place where there was no need for them and then cut a door high enough in the wall to justify their
existence.
Still no sign of the fabled luxury. True, the walls were lined with thousands of microfilms and microfiche
trays, but that could hardly be considered an extravagance here. The floor was covered with mats in a
shabby synthostraw he hadn't seen in fifteen years; apparently the Dean was old-fashioned in her tastes.
Or perhaps sensitive to the criticism about wasting tax revenues. And where, for that matter, was the
Dean?
She came out of a window at the far end of the room, vaulting handily over its sill and extending a
welcoming hand.
"Citizen Jones!" she boomed. He backed off a step. It was difficult to accept the small woman greeting
him as the source of that enormous husky voice. And it was clear that Dean Shandalynne O'Halloran was
old-fashioned about more than floor coverings, too; she apparently didn't concern herself with cosmetic
injections. Since she wore not even a loincloth, it was vividly obvious that she sagged in all the places
where women of her age had sagged in the past, before science liberated them from the gravitational
effects of time.
"No," she said, "no, you're wrong."
"Mmmm," said Coyote.
"I've just been too busy," she assured him briskly. "Come the end of this term, I'll haul me off to the
nearest urban medcenter and have my poor body renovated. I'm not totally indifferent to the shocking
effects I have on the eye ... No, that's a lie. I take it back, Citizen Jones, I am totally indifferent. But
people remind me. My Students, for instance, remind me. Faces like yours, when I meet a stranger,
remind me."
"My dear Citizen Dean—"
She ignored him and dropped cross-legged to the mats beside a low table.
"A needle here, a needle there," she went on, oblivious to his discomfort, "and I'll look just like my
granddaughters again. Which, I might add, is perfectly ridiculous."
"I didn't know they wore off," he fumbled.
"The cosmetic injections? Oh yes. You have to get them renewed every three years, or nature just takes
its course. You don't think the powers that be would allow anything you only had to do once and for all,
do you? Although I suppose circumcision does qualify that way ... But you know, if they could figure out
a way to make the foreskin grow back so you had to go in twice a year for a trim, they would. Won't
you sit down, Citizen?"
He joined her on the other side of the table, and was making a determined effort to look at the far corner
of the room, when she reached across the bowl of fruit and took both his hands tightly in hers. He hadn't
realized that breasts drooped like that, normally.
"Tell me, Citizen Jones," she said, holding his hands firmly so that he could scarcely follow his instincts to
invent a pressing errand elsewhere, "don't your testicles droop? I mean, dear Citizen, would you expect
them to charge on ahead of you, fully erect, making lumps in your clothing?"
Coyote closed his eyes and surrendered to his fate, and the silence grew all around them. It was a fair
question, after all, and when he got back home again—assuming he ever did—he would take it up with
his daughter. She had an excellent mind for this sort of thing. And then he felt his hands laid down for the
useless objects that they were, and neatly arranged for him on the table, and he opened his eyes. She
was looking right into them.
"Dear Citizen Jones," she said again, gently. "I've upset you. It comes of spending all my time with
Students, who cannot, by definition, be upset. Perhaps we could begin all over again? We must just
pretend that I did not greet you by flinging myself through a window at you stark naked, babbling all the
while about my breasts and your testicles."
"It won't help," said Coyote sadly. "I could pretend. But you did do all that, you know."
"You couldn't just put it out of your mind?"
"No," said Coyote. "I don't think I could. I think we should just go on from here. Wherever here is."
The Dean sighed, and folded her hands in front of her. "I'll have to take a course or something," she said,
frowning. 'Non-Students, Behavior With'. I don't run into one of you people more than twice a year, you
see, and generally when I do it's at some stupid state occasion where I have to wear what is offensively
known as my Academic Regalia. And at which I speak in Academic Regalian.Inter alia. Ad hoc.
Cogito ergo sum. Hoc arbiter testes infinitum. "
Coyote blinked. "I don't know the last one," he said.
"Of course not, I made it up. I am trying to put you at ease, in my own clumsy way—I do realize, you
know, that whatever brings you here is a serious matter."
Still frowning, she produced a small file sheath, opened it and scanned it quickly, slapped it closed, and
returned it to the niche under the table from which it had apparently come.
"Well, Citizen Jones," she said, and all banter was gone from her voice now, "I am advised that you have
been authorized to go to the planet Freeway to investigate the current religious conflict there, and that you
will be masquerading as a Student in Religious Science. I have also been authorized to give you all the
help I can."
Coyote was reasonably certain that wasn't all she had to say, and he was right.
"Just exactly how did you manage all that?" she snapped, leaning toward him with both hands gripping
the table between them. "It will be hundreds of years before Freeway is off Novice Planet status and
required to give up its anti-tourist regulations—that's Point One. Point Two: nobody, but nobody, is
allowed to 'masquerade' as a Student. Doesn't happen. And Point Three: just where do they come off,
asking a Multiversity Dean to participate in this extravaganza?"
She was fairly spitting sparks at him, but Coyote was used to irritated officials. He felt considerably
more comfortable now.
"The question of real interest, Citizen," he said, "is not how I managed all that—but how you were
induced to agree to it."
"Standoff," said the Dean, and Coyote grinned at her.
"You must know someone very, very powerful," she said.
"As do you, Citizen Dean."
As she surely did, and no question about it. The eleven Multiversity Deans had more power than any
other group in the Three Galaxies. Not formally. Not in the sense that a government had power. But out
of the Multiversities came the great judges, the scientists, the artists, the writers, all the intellectual and the
political aristocracy; and every member of that aristocracy had a fanatical devotion to one or more of the
Multiversity Deans. It was not a power to be lightly dismissed, and Coyote had the utmost respect for
this chunk of a woman with the outsized voice.
"Very well, Citizen Jones," she said. "I won't torment you further. It's unbecoming of me, anyway, since
you undoubtedly have orders you aren't allowed to ignore. Would you give me some sort of indication as
to how we are supposed to proceed, then?"
Coyote relaxed, not that he gave a wafer-thin damn for his "orders." "I need to know how to pass as a
Student of Religious Science. Or as a Student of anything, for that matter. I might add that I don't think
much of this idea—I'm no intellectual, and no scholar, not by anyone's definition."
The Dean looked indifferent, both to his opinions and his protests.
"That's easy," she said. "Nothing to it. Please keep in mind, Citizen Jones, that out of all the billions and
billions of people in the Tri-Galactic Federation, not one in ten thousand ever has been or ever will be in
contact with a Student. Anything you do, therefore, so long as you look like a Student, should serve."
"You're sure of that?"
"Certain of it. Think of yourself; you've traveled from one end of the inhabited universe to the other,
you're far more knowledgeable than the average citizen. Have you ever been in contact with a Student?
Before arriving here today, that is."
"Never."
"Well, then, you see, nothing could be simpler to bring off. Once your costume is corrected, there are
only two essentials. First, you have to be able to carry on a reasonably intelligent conversation if you
meet someone whose educational specialty—not as a Student, of course, but through the
ed-computers—has been the study of Religion."
"That's not going to be easy."
"Why not?" asked the Dean. "Why ever not?"
"Because I know nothing about the subject, Citizen Dean. The Mass-Eds gave up on me early."
"Nonsense. It's merely a matter of tailoring your so-called specialty to something you do know well.
Now ... in your file I see that you spent a year in a Maklunite Cluster. Correct?"
"I turned out to be one of the worst Maklunites of all time. They had to throw me out."
"But you spent a year there."
"Sure. I wanted—I wanted very much to stay."
"What matters," said the Dean, making a vague gesture with both hands, "is that you can actually qualify
as an expert on the Maklunite sect, you have actually lived among them, done fieldwork compatible with
your Religious Anthropology undergraduate major. You need only go on and on about the Maklunite
religion, you see. No one will expect you to know about others."
Coyote whistled. "Is that how it's done?" he teased.
She stiffened. "Certainly not!" she said disgustedly. "This is not how it is done, Citizen, this is how it is
faked."
She reached under the table again and pulled out a microfiche packet. "This," she said, tapping it softly
against the table, "is a selection of abstracts, prepared by me personally, from all the basic texts that you
would have been expected to read as an undergraduate in Religious Anthropology and a graduate
Student in Religious Science. You won't learn anything from them, but you will acquire the necessary
names, dates, titles and so on ... enough information to keep you from making a total ass of yourself so
long as you are speaking only to amateurs. Should you, by some freak of fate, find yourself confronted
by an expert, become ill. Faint. Fall off a parapet. All clear?"
Coyote took the sheath from her and slipped it into his pouch. "I'm grateful, Citizen," he said, and he
meant it.
"And your Bureau, whatever its benighted identity may be, is presumably also grateful?"
Coyote all but batted his lashes at the lady. "Where," he asked blandly, "do you get these strange ideas?
Perhaps you need a vacation from your duties."
She snorted, a sound that came from somewhere around her ankles and expanded in magnitude as it
worked its way up.
"Then," she said, "there is the second crucial matter. You're going to Freeway—it says in your file—to
complete your doctoral dissertation, in which you are going to compare the Maklunites to the religious
rebels on Freeway."
"I am going to do that?"
"It says so, right here." She pointed under the table, where the source of all these things she kept
materializing was presumably located.
"That's all very well—"
"Very simple," she said, cutting him off with a wave of her hand. "Let us consider the situation, as you
would have considered it. You in your role of graduate Student in Religious Science, that is. On the one
hand we find the Maklunites, a kind of splinter religious movement dedicated to a set of principles running
counter to the mainstream of contemporary society. On the other hand, on Freeway we find a similar
splinter movement, led by one Drussa Silver and calling themselves Shavvies. Superficially they share
many, many similarities. The same love ethic. The same contempt for material goods. The same
renunciation of technology. Et cetera, et cetera."
"But—"
The Dean raised one finger beside her cheek in the ancient gesture of Teachers, and he stopped.
"However," she continued, "although the Maklunites have spread throughout the Three Galaxies,
establishing their Clusters far and wide, they have had little or no effect upon the cultures of the
Federation. The Shavvies, on the contrary, although confined to a single small and backward Novice
Planet, are about to bring the culture of that planet crashing down about them."
She stared at him, and he considered the possibility that he was expected to say something significant
and stared over her head. It was rude, no doubt, but it was self-defense.
"Curiously," she said then, "nobody cares about the Maklunites. Let them spread to the outermost of the
Extreme Moons ... no one pays any attention. Their compulsion for service is, in fact, a great
convenience. But let the Shavvies threaten turmoil on one poor little planet, and what happens?"
She struck the low table a blow with her fist that overturned the bowl of fruit and set apples and pears
and some varieties he didn't even recognize rolling across the floor.
"What happens," she hissed, "is that this is taken so seriously that pressure is brought to bear on me—on
me, Citizen Coyote Jones!—to help you stop Freeway's piddling little religious commotion!"
There was nothing at all that he could say, of course, and in such circumstances he had learned long ago
to rely on silence. He felt the tickling sensation above and just back of his right eye that meant the Dean
was trying mindspeech, and he carefully maintained a face meant to convince her that he felt nothing at all.
It wasn't much of an exaggeration, since she could have kept that up for hours and the tickling would
have been all the communication that took place.
The shadows were reaching across the floor toward them, through the open windows, and the sky was
full of moons, real and faked. He could smell a heavy flower scent, but could not identify it.
"Your special skill, Citizen Jones," she said finally, "must be an ability to simply wait."
When that provoked no response, she sighed heavily and went on.
"Your specialty," she said, "is the effect of religion on cultures. Your dissertation topic is an explanation
of this curious difference in effect between the Maklunites, whom you really know about, and the
Shavvies, whom you are there to investigate."
He was beginning to see it clearly now, and he was pleased.
"It will work," he said, nodding his head. "I wouldn't have thought it was possible, but I believe it will
work.
You're as much the strategist as they say you are, Citizen Dean."
"It will work," she said grimly, in no way impressed with his little compliments, "so long as your tattoos
are right."
"What tattoos?"
"Your pseudo-tattoos, my friend! They must be right."
"I don't have any."
"They're not marked into the skin like a real tattoo," she said impatiently, "they're just held by static
electricity. You have no reason to look as if I'd suggested ritual mutilations."
"You really feel they're necessary?"
The Dean sat bolt upright and stared at him, eyebrows at maximum elevation.
"My poor Citizen," she said, "without tattoos you haven't a prayer of passing as a Student, no matter
what my strategic skills on your behalf. People know nothing else about Students except the fairy tales
they read in news bulletins, but they do know that they cover themselves with tattoos. I'll choose them
myself ... I can imagine what you'd do. One blue diamond in mid-chest, or something equally
preposterous. I'll have a Student bring us a selection, as well as something to eat and drink."
Coyote was surprised. "The Students do that kind of thing themselves?"
"Why? Did you think they didn't? Who do you suppose does the work around here?"
"Not the Students, surely."
"Ah, but yes it is the Students—surely. Most surely. They do almost everything, so long as they are here.
If they didn't, we'd be developing elitists, who would then take their elitism into our governments, our
ed-programs, our hospitals, and our arts—and that would not do. History has ample evidence as to
where that leads." She reached up to push a stud on the wall behind her head, and he saw her eyes
flicker briefly in open mindspeech, presumably with someone better at it than he was.
"It won't take long," she said. "Among the skills we develop here is efficiency."
Coyote pulled a big cushion from a pile of them set against a near wall, and made himself more
comfortable, pleased that she did not see fit to bring in any lights to supplement the moons. Certain
muscles of his body responded to the rearrangement with pleasure, and he smiled a general sort of smile,
aimed at all things within radius.
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