
look like this. The actual equations take nothing short of years in graduate school sweating over tensor
mathematics and things called Ricci tensors, stress-energy tensors, spacetime metrics, and the
Cosmological Constant just to be able to read. Understanding them takes even longer. But, this is the
general idea of what my lucidly dreamt whiteboard stated. Most importantly was that the proportionality
symbol was changed not only to an equal sign but a "defined as sign," meaning that the equation was a
fundamental equation describing the universe. After this equation was one that stated that stuff is "defined
as" being equal to . . .
"Anson can you hear me?" Both of my instructors were yelling in my face and shaking me and I
smelled something God-awful as I startled to consciousness.
"What happened!" I jumped up and felt a searing pain in my right side.
"Easy." Someone that I can only assume was the tournament paramedic started shining a light in my
eyes. "Can you hear me?"
"Yeah, I'm fine, let me up."
"Hold still, Anson, and let him check you out," one of my instructors said. My instructors are a
husband and wife team. She is usually more verbally sympathetic.
I didn't care what the medic did. My mind was still swimming with the tensor math on the whiteboard
in my dream and I wanted to read it more closely. I smelled that awful smell again and startled completely
to this time.
"Okay, okay. I'm awake!"
"Where are you hurt?" the medic asked.
"I have at least two broken ribs on my right side, maybe more. Did I win?"
The husband member of my instructor duo laughed. "You got him with the ugliest spinning back kick
I have ever seen in my life. But you won!"
"Cool. Help me up." I rolled up very slowly. The crowd cheered. "I'm going to change. Could
somebody pick up my award and then drive me to the nearest emergency room?"
I didn't expect that a doctor could do anything for me other than prescribe some good painkillers.
Doctors, or as I prefer to call them, physicians, databases, quacks, etc., haven't cured anything, not one
damn thing, since polio, which was way before I was born. Come to think of it, they didn't even come up
with a cure for that; they simply committed something akin to genocide on the poliovirus.
I'm not completely sure why the quacks haven't gotten anywhere over the last sixty years, though it's
probably because they don't have to take enough physics and math in school. A physician depends on
the miracle of the human body's ability to heal and adapt. Any good physicist or engineer will tell you, if
you have a broken support strut (a bone) you either weld that damn thing back together or you replace it.
You sure don't sit around and wait for it to fix itself in six weeks or so. The way the quacks deal with a
more serious illness is nothing short of magic or alchemy. Whatever it is, it sure isn't science! "My magic
book says that if you look this way, smell that way, and have stuff coming out your nose then you should
take two of these pills a day for ten days while standing on one foot and praying to Hypocrites. If you
don't get better in two weeks then come see me again. That'll be a thousand dollars please." No way
that's science. The guy who invented the pill may be a scientist, but not the guy administering it.
An example of the physician's incompetence is aging. Why we still grow old and die is beyond me.
All of us are infected with a genetic disorder that causes our genes to break down and start producing
"old" cells or cells that are mutated to create the symptoms of old age. This process is either caused by
cosmic rays, ultraviolet rays, or other radiation exposure, or maybe some chemical mishap within our
own bodies. Maybe it is a statistics problem. But whatever the cause, it is a disease we're all born with.
Physicians accept this as a natural thing because they simply won't do their homework and solve the
problem. Fix the damn broken genes or replace them! The local university quit letting me teach the