
"For sure," I said, affecting my best breathless blond accent. "Werewolves are in. Vampires are
so five minutes ago. Gothic, ugh. Me and my friends, we tried it once, but when I dyed my hair black, it
went green."
"That's, uh—"
"Green! Can you believe it? And the clothes they wanted us to wear? Totally gross. So then, like,
Chase, he said, what about werewolves? He heard about this group in Miami, so we talked to them and
they said vampires were out. Werewolves were the new thing. Chase and I, we went to see them, and
they had these costumes, fur and teeth and stuff, and we put them on and popped these pills and presto,
we were werewolves."
"Uh, really?" he said, eyes darting about for an escape route. "Well, I'm sure—"
"We could run and jump around and howl, and we went out hunting, and one of the guys caught
this rabbit, and, like, I know it sounds gross, but we were so hungry and the smell of the blood—"
"Could you excuse me," the man interrupted. "I need to use the washroom."
"Sure. You look a little green. Probably airsickness. My friend Tabby has that real bad. I hope
you're feeling better, 'cause I was going to ask if you wanted to come with me tonight. There's this
werewolf group in Pittsburgh. They're having a Grand Howl tonight. I'm meeting Chase there. He's kinda
my boyfriend, but he switch-hits, you know, and he's really cute. I think you'd like him."
The man mumbled something and sprinted into the aisle faster than one would think possible for a
guy who looked like he hadn't exceeded strolling speed since high school.
"Wait 'til I tell you about the Grand Howl," I called after him. "They're so cool."
Ten minutes later, he still hadn't returned. Damn shame. That airsickness can be a real son of a
bitch.
I returned to my reading; believe.com was a Web site that sold information on the paranormal, a
supernatural eBay. Scary that such things existed. Even scarier was that they could turn a profit;
believe.com had an entire category devoted to auctioning off pieces of spaceship wrecks that, at last
count, had 320 items for sale. Werewolves didn't even warrant their own classification. They were
lumped into "Zombies, Werewolves, and Other Miscellaneous Demonic Phenomena." Miscellaneous
demonic phenomena? The demonic part kind of stung. I was not demonic. Well, maybe driving some
hapless guy from his airplane seat wasn't exactly nice, but it certainly wasn't demonic. A miscellaneous
demonic phenomenon would have shoved him out the escape hatch. I'd barely even been tempted to do
that.
Yes, I was a werewolf, had been since I was twenty, nearly twelve years ago. Unlike me, most
werewolves are born werewolves, though they can't change forms until they reach adulthood. The gene is
passed from father to son—daughters need not apply. The only way for a woman to become a werewolf
is to be bitten by a werewolf and survive. That's rare, not the biting part, but the surviving part. I'd lived
mainly because I was taken in by the Pack—which is exactly what it sounds like: a social structure based
on the wolf pack, with an Alpha, protected territory, and clearly defined rules, rule one being that we
didn't kill humans unless absolutely necessary. If we got the munchies, we pulled into the nearest
fast-food drive-thru like everybody else. Non-Pack werewolves, whom we called mutts, ate humans
because they couldn't bother fighting the urge to hunt and kill, and humans were the most plentiful target.
Pack wolves hunted deer and rabbits. Yes, I'd killed and eaten Bambi and Thumper. Sometimes I
wondered if people wouldn't consider that even more shocking, in a world where a dog thrown from a