KENDER RACE
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examine it closely before trading it with the other gods
for interesting things like moons and stars.
Then they noticed that even though they certainly
liked the world well enough, it might be fun to watch
others play with it, sort of like Spinner’s Ant Farm
where you can watch those ants for hours on end. So
Takhisis, who was a little brat back in those days, cried
because she wanted things her way and didn’t like
Paladine’s plans for the races. As Takhisis cried, her
tears fell upon the world and created the irda (which,
by the way, is why they have blue skin). Later, the irda
began to show their true colors and turned into the
nasty, smelly ogres we know today.
Paladine wanted a race that would take care of the
world so he created the elves. And I think they’ve done
a wonderful job myself, even though they never let me
stay for long once I find a way into their sylvan glades.
They really do beautiful work.
Oh, and Gilean, being the most uninventive of the
Gods, came up with humans. I have to tell you, he took
a lot of flak for that. I mean, on one hand, you have the
Irda, on the other, you have elves. The humans were
just so weak and short lived; the other Gods could tell
he didn’t spend much time on them. At least, though,
they had to agree that the humans were the most
interesting of the races to watch.
Reorx was asked to help make the world more
habitable for the new races, and he set to work. He
needed a hand because as you know, the world is a
pretty big place so he recruited some humans to help
him. But as humans will do, they made Reorx mad by
demanding that he pay them. Humans are so caught up
in being paid for things. I’ll never understand that.
Anyway, Reorx was miffed because he was making the
world a better place for these humans, and they didn’t
want to lift a finger unless they were turning a pretty
copper for it. So Reorx turned them into gnomes. Since
we all know that gnomes like to build and fix things, he
thought that they would finally pitch in for free. But he
overcompensated because they only wanted to work on
their own projects so Reorx finished the world by
himself.
Reorx was so mad and tired and irritable from all
the work, just like a dwarf gets when they are
overworked and find that you’ve walked off with their
favorite hammer, that he got into a tussle with Chaos
and shoved him into a gem. Yes! He took Chaos and
shoved him clear into a gem! What? You don’t believe
me? It can happen, let me tell you. I had a cousin,
Doorstop, who found himself trapped in a gem, and
that was just by a human wizard, not a god! So it can be
done. So anyways, then Reorx took that Graygem and
threw it clear to Lunitari where it sat embedded in the
red moon for quite a long time just sparkling up there
for everyone to see.
Then, one day, the gnomes had created an
invention that would let them fly from this world to
beyond the stars. Well, it was either that, or it was an
invention that would cause peace on Krynn. But I
think the majority of them found that going to the stars
was much more important. Whatever it was, it required
a lot of energy to get it running according to their
design specifications. By all their measurements, they
figured it would take the power of a god to create
enough energy to run the machine so one gnome
suggested capturing the Graygem. So, the gnomes
started on an invention that would get them there. The
gnome that made the suggestion created an extension
ladder, which to their surprise, worked so well that it
allowed him to climb all the way to the Red Moon
where he borrowed the Graygem and stuffed it in a
pouch for his return trip. Unfortunately, when he got
back, his family and friends surrounded him, embraced
him, and caused such a fuss over his return, much like
when a kender returns from wanderlust and the
Graygem was lost. It was a sad homecoming.
The gem was discovered later that day when one of
the Gnomes decided to clean out his pouches. As he
dumped out the contents of his pouch, the Graygem
picked itself up and started to fly away. The astonished
gnome yelled to his friends and they began to chase it.
The Graygem flew across the land showering it with
Chaos and magic. Everything it touched turned into a
new race or magical creature. It was a very exciting time
to be alive. Magic was everywhere and the face of
Krynn was changing right before everyone’s
eyes….*glazed look*
Oh, where was I? Oh yes, the gnomes followed that
Graygem night and day across land and sea never giving
up their chase. However, it was a human named
Gargath that found the stone lying around one day and
picked it up for safe keeping. He took it back to his
keep and placed it in a magical glass case. I guess the
Graygem was just so tired from all its traveling that it
was content to take a rest. So, there it stayed.
The gnomes that had been following it spotted the
light of the Graygem shining out of Gargath’s castle.
They marched up to that keep and demanded that he
give the Graygem back. Gargath was not very willing
to give up his prize, though, and told them they