
Kiss by Harlan Ellison 25 Everything was dying on the vine. And here we sit
warm and cuddly on the same vine, in Louisville. Say one for me, Agnes,
we'll all be in the soup line tomorrow. .But well-dressed,. he murmured under
his breath. .What was that, Shelly?. Freeport turned from the view outside
the taxi. .Nothing, Colonel. Nothing at all,. he answered, without opening
his eyes. Not a damned thing, Massah. Beyond the cab, the red loam of a
housing project-inprogress swept past like a raw, naked wound in the arid
flesh of the land. As they pulled into the center of town, Shelly sat up in
the seat, and tried to shrug some composure.lost during the flight and this
heat-assault since the airport.into his wilted frame. It didn’t do much good.
It was no use; he resigned himself to a weekend of heat, boredom and
too-sweet martinis. Fourth and Broadway. The Brown Hotel. The bags were
carried by an old man whose black pants had two distinctive attributes: a red
stripe down each leg, and several hundred thousand wrinkles. A butter stain
adorned the uniform tie. Colonel Jack Freeport marched through the lobby,
signed in with a maximum of notice while Shelly limply autographed a
check-in card, and made the sanctity of his suite without undue delay. Once
in the air-conditioned sanity of his room. separated from Freeport’s by a
sitting room of unparalleled dinginess.Shelly stripped off his jacket, shirt
and tie, threw Spider Kiss by Harlan Ellison 26 them across the bed, and
bare-chested, crucified himself before the cool air ducts of the big Fedders.
.Shelly,. the call came from Freeport’s room, .let me have the attaché
case.. The flak-man ran a hand through his dark hair and retrieved the
leather case from where he had dumped it on a big Morris chair. He carried it
through the sitting room and into Freeport’s bedroom. The Colonel was
stripped to fancy nylon shorts, dark socks and shoes, the garters tightly
clinging to thick, hairy legs. Shelly was once more.as always.startled by the
hardmuscled, trim condition of Freeport’s big body. .Fetch me those papers
on the key clubs, will you, Shelly?. He said it over his shoulder as he
lifted the big three-suiter onto the bed and unsnapped it. .I think you’d
better call Morrie in New York, Colonel, and find out how he did with MCA,.
Shelly said. Freeport nodded without turning around. .Good idea. Get him for
me.. Shelly shook his head feebly, in resignation, and picked up the
receiver. After an interminable wait: .I want to call long distance,
operator, New York City, MUrray Hill 2-4368, person-toperson to Mr. Morrie
Needleman.. When the call went through, a bored, .Yeah, this is Needleman,
go ahead,. at the other end greeted him. .Morrie? Shelly in Louisville. The
Colonel wants to speak to you.. He handed the receiver to Freeport, who
continued brushing his hair with one hand while he fastened the instrument
to his head with the other. Spider Kiss by Harlan Ellison 27 .Hello,
Needleman? Did MCA come through for us?. The eternally-weary voice of Morrie
Needleman, entrepreneur second-grade, raced down the wire ... slowly.
.Yessir, but they asked for more for Satch so I met .em halfway.. Freeport
scowled. .You went beyond your authority, Needleman. How much more?.
.Another three yards, Colonel. That was as low as they’d show.. He paused a
moment, seeing his job fly South for the duration. .I tried to do better’n
that, Colonel, but they had us over a barrel. We’d already announced
Armstrong; papers, radio, billboards.. Colonel Jack Freeport scowled more
intensely. .Well, hmmhmm. All right, Needleman. No real harm done, I suppose.
We’ll make it up at the box office.. He handed the phone back to Shelly.
Morgenstern took over as though he were merely a surrogate for the older
man. .Morrie? Shelly again. Listen, baby, sit on the damned concert till the
sonofabitch’s SRO. So meanwhile, how’s everything else? What d’ya hear from
L.A.?. The faint rustle of paper came from the New York end of the line,
and Needleman’s absorbed, .Ummm,. filtered down with it. Finally, as though
he had been consulting briefs, Needleman said, .I’m going to call Buddy
Halpern out there and get him to pull off a stunt. Maybe soup up one of them
Go-Karts and drag the L.A. cops down the main stem. Get the papers on it,
and we might have the in we need.. Spider Kiss by Harlan Ellison 28
.Wild, baby,. Shelly said blithely, .keep us posted. We’ll be back by Sunday
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