
“Well, it’s not like they beat each other up or throw dishes or anything,” Ben said. “They just like to
argue is all. Some couples are like that.”
“Mine sure are,” Sally interjected.
“Yeah, but at least your parents like each other,” Toby said. “My parents must’ve, too, once. But
now they’re each con-vinced they married the Antichrist!”
“But they love you,” Ben said. “You’re the reason they’re still together.” In fact their religion forbade
divorce under virtu-ally all circumstances. But such a notion was foreign to Ben, whose parents, though
devout, embraced religion mostly as an expression of gratitude for their lives.
“Yeah, some consolation,” Toby said. “Don’t know if I’ll ever get married myself. Too damn risky.”
Ben noticed Sally’s face clouding. “But wouldn’t it be worse,” he asked, “to spend your old age
alone?”
“Not from where I sit. Alone seems a lot better than living the next forty years with somebody you
can’t stand.”
Sally recovered quickly. “Then where do you imagine your-self in forty years?”
Toby laughed. “Cemetery, probably, pushing up daisies.”
“Y’know,” Ben said seriously, “I was thinking we might all be around longer than we realize. What if
you could live for-ever? Wouldn’t you want to?”
“No way,” Toby said. “Heaven’s gotta be a whole lot better than Wakefield.”
“Who said you’re going to heaven?” Marge cracked.
“Good point. Actually, hell might be better than Wakefield. But just hypothetically, Ben, are you
asking if I’d want everyone to live forever, or just me?”
“Everyone, I suppose.”
“Everyone? Interesting.” Toby paused. “But then, what’d keep us from abusing each other? I mean, if
we all knew we’d live forever, never having to face God’s judgment for our sins, well, aren’t most people
crazy enough as it is?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” Marge offered. “People who expected to live forever might be nicer. After all, if
you never died, what-ever you did to others would eventually come back to you one way or another.”
“Exactly,” Ben agreed. “Any act of kindness, or spite, is sorta like a stone pitched into an endless sea.
Y’know how ripples spread from the impact? If you plan to sail those waters forever, you might be more
careful about what you toss into ‘em.”
“What do you mean?” Sally asked. “Like, for example?”
“Well, most everyone claims to believe in heaven and hell, but some people obviously don’t. So how
do you set penalties to fit the crime? For instance, suppose some despot who only pretends to believe in
God enslaves a million people for twenty years. What’s the worst punishment he’d expect? Maybe if he
gets unlucky, his life gets shortened by a decade or two. He’d probably figure it’s worth the gamble;
dictators usually think they’re invincible, anyway.”
“Yeah?” Toby asked. “And how does death enter into it?”
“See, if that same man had the potential to live forever, he might become more interested in building
up goodwill; helping society improve. He could still be amoral, but only really de-ranged people do things
they know they’ll be punished for. Maybe he’d decide that fifty, or a hundred, or a thousand years from
now, he’d be better off if he suppressed his impulses now.”
“Yeah, that’s possible, I guess,” Toby conceded. “But still, it’s natural to die.”
“Oh, it’s natural all right,” Ben said. “Just like hurricanes, floods, and diseases are natural.
Earthquakes and ice ages, too. Some even say war is natural. Maybe we should think of nature as an
adversary.”
Marge offered no opinion, but Sally did: “I think nature’s wonderful and we should respect it. When
it’s my time to go, I’ll be ready.”
“Nature is wonderful, if you’re dealing with it successfully,” Ben argued. “Yeah, looking at it, or
contesting it with a fishing rod or a test tube. It’s easy to say you’ll be ready to give in to it, too. That
you’ll be ready to go when it’s time, until the time ap-proaches, then you’ll fight against it, that’s for sure.”
His voice was calm, serious, without a trace of mockery.